Painless way

What is the painless way of killing yourself as I can't buy a gun.

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od on some drugs

this but with argon or nitrogen

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>suck 30000000000 dicks for 5 dollars each
>have white people make rocket ship for you
>fly it into sun and die in seconds

dont suicide, take heroic doses of datura and become our god until ultimate psychosis renders you unable to make intelligent babbles

Partial suspension go get rope

Drop hanging with the knot to the side, instant death

I know you have a reason why
That knot is better left untied
I just went and undid mine
It takes some time

>Don't turn the tank on full blast. It can cause barotrauma (burst lung) and be extremely painful
For you

You're a big guy

Originally of course

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old age is the best way and absolutly no pain

don't they add something to the tanks now that prevent them from killing you

leave the car running in a closed garage maybe?

buy a big tube, run it from your car exhaust to your front driver side window. Cover the open part of the window with duct tape.

It would probably be better to go to a country where guns are legal and buy one. You can do this for pretty cheap in a country like the phillipines

12g shotgun to the roof of your mouth your brain won't be intact long enough for you to feel pain

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best way but
>no guns

>diseases
oh yeah, no pain at all

asphyxiation is one of the worst ways of dying you know?

Is that true ? that really makes me MAD.
when finally there is a painless and effective method a.k.a the perfect opportunity they had to ruin it !

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Nitrogen tank asphyxiation or fentanyl overdose I guess... Otherwise you can just use opiates to pass out and jump off somewhere really high, whatever you do is more important to be quick, for pain you just use painkillers and mind altering for courage (many usually get filled with alcohol since it acts both as a depressant, painkiller and makes you unable to get what's even happening)

!!!PSA!!!
shooting the roof of your mouth is the absolute dumbest way to do it and you'll only end up damaging the frontal and paretal lobes. INSTEAD: shoot horizontally across right behind your ear, where the bullet will go though areas such as the cerebellum and pons, which are central to the basic functions keeping us alive