Pick a girl and I'll tell you how I fucked things up

Actually, she wrote her phone number on my receipt without me asking. I only noticed it after I checked out.

tell me about the fucking cashier you massive gay

why not? you know mommy loves you right?

>work at office across the street from grocery store
>grocery store has a big salad bar
>start going there every day for lunch
>carry on short convos with QT cashier when I'm in her line
>one day I'm eating my salad and see a phone number written on my receipt after I went through her line
>text her later in day

We texted for a couple hours. Then I stopped responding to her and never stepped foot in that grocery store again.

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she just says that. I hate her so much. she is so stupid.

>lisa

Lisa and I worked at the same place.

>hear Lisa has a crush on me
>she is QT
>add her on normiebook (back when I had it)
>get her number and invite her over
>make out with her
>tells me I have to pick her up from her house if I want to see her again
>too afraid of meeting her family
>never talk to her again despite her texting me, telling me that I could use more Lisa in my life!

Library girl
Originality

>Reading Atlas Shrugged on chair in public library
>see too QTs laughing
>look up at them
>they appear to be in middle school/early high school
>one says "oh we weren't laughing at you. if we were talking about you, we'd be doing this" and starts fake whispering to her friend
>start talking to the talkative girl
>says she is "17"
>continue talking then she goes back to her friend
>as I'm checking out my Atlas Shrugged book, she comes back up to me and asks me my name again. She obviously wants me to ask her for her phone number at this time, but I'm 24
>suddenly one of my dude friends enters the library and sees me talking to the young QT
>pretend like it's nothing. never asked for her number.
>mumbled something like "i'm sure we'll run into each other again"
>never ran into her again

>Pick a girl and I'll tell you how I fucked things up.

Based on 3 of them so far, it sounds like you weren't particularly interested in these women. Why do you say you "fucked things up?"

I thought it would be a fun psycho serial killer thread. Was dissapointed that this was only some normie tier fag thread

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you are very observant. these are women i could have easily fucked or at least gotten BJs from, but my autism prevented it

>I thought it would be a fun psycho serial killer thread.
sorry to disappoint

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Does it bother you or do you not care?

I wish I would have taken advantage of the opportunities. I regret not fucking them. Of course, I would not want to spend extended time with them or marry them. So it's a mixed bag.

So many girls left to pick from...

More opportunities will come. You're not locked into anything just because you fuck them.

Feels like you posted this thread before op and you didn't get to all of them. last time.

tell me about library girl.
how did you fuck up?

Myra sounds safe
ima go with Myra
I knew a Myra once

Myra was a freshman i HS when I was an upperclassmen.
She offered me a BJ if I came to her house to hang out
I turned down the invitation