*slurp*
Hey user, wanna get drunk together?
*slurp*
Xavier Lewis
Luke Gutierrez
that girl is actually pretty cute
so yes
Owen Morris
why cant this fucking happen irl??
Lincoln Martinez
Hey user, ima pour you a beer
Ethan Allen
nah im good
(fucken original comment)
Samuel Sanders
duh are u fucking retarded
Elijah Baker
I only drink green tea...
Leo Smith
Sure, freckles, lets do it.
Blake Richardson
Sure, Elsa, let's do it.
Evan Morris
Thank Hil, you know how to pour them.
So, how's your garden doing?
Aaron Thompson
I don't drink, I'm sorry.
Logan Robinson
>So, how's your garden doing?
Easton Cooper
>reject her
I seriously can't get it on with strangers
Bentley Hernandez
jawohl
How many drinks do you reckon before she starts trying to fit my big black cock in her mouth?
Connor Mitchell
>Hey user, wanna get drunk together?
>*immediately get consumed by insecurities and choke back tears*
>*make deaf people noises*
>shit myself
>die
Aiden Scott
This whole thread is about this chicks picture isn't it?
Samuel Morris
Reminds me I need to start brewing a certain ale for someone who's not a vapid cunt.
Zachary Williams
Nah, you're just going to slowly open up emotionally as you get drunk, until finally at some point around 2 you're going to stare into my eyes and tell me that no one understands you the way I do, and then right after that (maybe at around 2:20) you're going to go fuck Chris and block me on your phone again.
Camden Walker
I was going to anyway so sure why not.
Wyatt Myers
>This whole thread is about this chicks picture isn't it?
why wouldn't it be
Joseph Wood
That's what the booze is for sperg.
Never too late to start.