/r9gay/ - #541

>Tfw still no video gamer minecraft bf to help me defeat the ender dragon and watch christmas movies afterward

>tfw pencil pp
I genuinely wish it was shorter, then it would be cute, now it's just funny looking.

>"hey user why don't you have a girlfriend yet?"
>"What kind of woman do you want to marry?"
>"I can't wait to have grandkids"
Who else /closeted/?

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>you will never be the live-in maid for a young rich man who you fall in love with and marry
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>dad keeps saying he would love to get lots of grankids
>I just laugh it off
>repeat that for the last 4 years
hahaha...

>they don't plan to have kids

that's when my redneck family all pull their guns and try to kill us.

this is why we need gun control wtf

we'd get out in time user don't worry

Can get married in my country, but can't adopt

State your height anons! and if you're short or really tall expect lots of replies and expectations of top/bot role

5'10. Painfully average. Not tall, not short.

Move. Unironically.
173cm

5' 10"

>tfw average so not a tallboy who makes people feels safe yet not a smol qtboy

Why haven't you faggots died of AIDS yet?

6'4/193cm
apparently unoriginal

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164cm which is like 5'4...
...

You have to have sex to catch AIDS, we're all virgins here. (mostly)

Anyone want me to be their boyfriend? I need someone who can protect me imo. I'm quite open-minded and independent, I just need some help.

6'3
>tfw no size difference bf

>r9k
we're all virgins user

6'2 (190cm), still no short MN bf to hold

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I'm pretty comfortable in my country
We also have the same height btw

Short boys are for ______

5'6, tfw no boston bf to hold

Piggy back rides

>tfw manlet
>tfw won't ever be proper big spoon for short bf
>tfw no bf will ever have to look up to kiss you

170cm, around 5'5 probably?

6'2, a somewhat tall boy

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Good height! But kids are the greatest. I'd be really upset if I wasn't allowed to adopt them

bls sumbde!1!1! I can do good sex (hopefully), I will help you with bills, I will never cheat on you, I will encourage you to be the best person and never bully you.

I would love to adopt too desu, but at the risk of sounding like a sjwtard, society is not ready for same gender parents, it would break my heart seeing my kid being bullied for life because his dads are faggots

what do you mean by protect you?

No, that makes perfect sense. I guess I just forget how cruel kids can be

People steal my stuff and I get paranoid people are trying to hurt me. I need somebody I can trust. I will be good bf. I am very safe and not dangerous.

6' which is the worst possible height since you can't fit into any role

>tfw no short scandinavian bf yet

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Roles in a relationship aren't exclusively defined by height user

Where do people steal your stuff user?

how much protection do you need bae

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but the initial interest is sparked by sexual preferences and 6' fulfills neither

It does for the short or really tall

6ft even! somehow i didn't inherit the manlet gene from my dad's side so i stand a solid head above all my cousins and uncles lmao.
Short boys are incredibly cute tho

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I have clothes go missing, which is strange as they aren't worth much money.

I just need bf I can go out in public with so I don't get beat up or anything. Last time I went to a club some guy started groping me from behind and I just froze up. You don't need to have a gun, knife or be muscly or anything I just want someone there for me.

Sorry fellow short user, good luck with finding a bf, eventually husband and then getting kids

You can be sexually attracted to people that don't meet your ideals

I think he's the schizo who was talking about being raped in his sleep earlier

>Last time I went to a club
Fuck off normalfag

only after you get to know them, and you're much less likely to get to know someone who doesn't interest you initially

6'4, top since i've tried anal stimulation and didn't really enjoy it

where else do you expect someone to find a bf?

>Sorry fellow short user
>tfw I don't even consider myself short
T_T
Thanks, though! I'm working on it!

Where's my cowpoke bf aaaaaa

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How do you know that, are you stalking me? So what if I'm schizo, I will be good bf.

That was years ago, nowadays I'm too scared to go to public events.

user everyone that would be attracted to you at 6'2+ will be attracted to you at 6'0

can you stop coming here and get help you insane freak

No, I just recognised your posting style. I don't have anything against you - I bet you'd be a great bf! You seem pretty nice, actually.

>can you stop coming here and get help you insane freak
I have nowhere else to go. I'm trying to get help in the form of a loving bf. I promise I'll stop acting crazy.

>I bet you'd be a great bf! You seem pretty nice, actually.
thank you.

don't bully schizo posters, all they need is someone to be loyal to them no matter what

Ignore the guy being rude - responding to them won't do anyone any good.
Would you mind telling me a bit about yourself? Just whatever you're comfortable sharing

>I promise I'll stop acting crazy
if youre a schizo you'll never stop because if you could just stop then you wouldn't be a paranoid piece of shit

please leave and stop wasting people's time you'll just ghost them because you'll think they're off fucking someone else since they didn't reply in under 3.54 seconds

19 year old Italian twink here with a decently tight ass and black hair/brown eyes here. I'm new to this /r9gay/ thing and I would just like to say hello so hello.

5'6, can cook, clean, repair stuff, craft and patch clothes and I love romance
But I'm a top

>I am very safe and not dangerous
idk senpai I want someone I can count on when day of the rope comes

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I'd recommend lurking for at least a couple threads to get an idea of how things work before you post much

Ok thanks for the advice appreciate it .

ok cool so try /soc/ instead since your first instinct was being sexual

>tfw 6'2"

feels bretty good man

>5'6
>top
ouch user

are you taking medicine, schizo-user? might help you

also this
Be safe, please, schizofren

Alright thanks will do .

Oh hey who got the 8s?

5'6 tops rule, otherwise femdom wouldn't be so popular lol

why is it that every top is a manlet?
or is it just that out of all tops only the manlets get rejected and post here?

>cute boys with guns
I don't like this combination.

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>/r9gay/
>femdom
>manlets get rejected and post here?
must be it

calling traps and trannies 'cute boys' should be a crime

> is it just that out of all tops only the manlets get rejected and post here
europeans are notoriously tall, so i feel like that maybe puts a dent into it

also a lot of people think that 6 feet tall even is short, so maybe that has a bit to do with it

Manlet tops post about height because they're short.
Regular tops like me don't because we're just normal.

Why wouldn't Chad thundercock not already have his dream short bf

> a lot of people think that 6 feet tall even is short
well they clearly have never been 6' and tried finding someone taller than them

nothing wrong with it!

cute boys with guns are great

Sometimes I wish I were shorter, anons

>fall into a deep infatuation with a boy you'll never meet irl
>tfw he'll never reciprocate the feeling

Damn why does no one make post punk about homosexuality it'd hit the spot so hard rn

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That explains why they always sound so mad, they can't date trees or lampposts

>not wanting to dress up and oper8 together
do you even gay?

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Pic related was made months ago, so I may have changed a bit.

I'm a virgin, bisexual and 20. I'm 5'9 and weigh 66kg. My lifts are bench for 2 reps of 70kg, squat 115 for 1 rep, deadlift 127kg for 1 rep. I will keep lifting and stay healthy. I have kissed girls and boys but not done anything else. I don't get on with my family. I'm intp and ancap but I vote for whoever will legalize weed. I'm lawful neutral. I am an atheist.

I have a job in London. I am paranoid schizo and I worry that people rape me. I don't take my meds. I like doing drugs. I'm a furry and my main fetishes are bdsm, latex, and petplay. I love to debate people and sometimes may get a bit angry but I never I don't want to hurt people.

I want someone I can share rent with and who loves me. Ideally no more than 5 years older than me.

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>bisexual
dropped

It reminds me too much of girls with guns, and I would never trust a woman to safely handle firearms.

>why does no one make post punk about homosexuality
>tfw I go to a music school and love post punk and I would, but it's hard to without sounding political/pandering to homos