you look like you could use a blowjob kid

"W-well, um, yeah, I'd like on-"

"HAHAHAHAHA YOU THOUGHT I-, NONONO, YOU THOUGHT ANYONE WOULD OFFER TO GIVE YOU A BLOWJOB, user? ACTUALLY FUCK OFF HAHAHAHAHA"

Lost my v card basically this way, grateful for the chance.

op already rolled a trip

Hang on, do trips/dubs count if they're not the last 3/2 digits?
Have I been reading it all wrong?

fucking brainlets, I swear to Yahweh...

no, they don't
exgf pic related

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No, that user is just a fucktard.

cant tell too well from the poor resolution filter but looks like shed be a decent lay. post vid/nudes

you'd think so but no, she had an ugly body and 0 experience.
vid if someone rolls trips

her head did look pretty long and plump but wanted to give you/her benefit of the doubt and chalk it up to babyfat/opening her mouth. man butterfaces are bad but ugly bodies are worse imo at least in bed

pretty sure i know her

are you serious?
Rolling...

Rolling for the vid

what's her first name?
originalblo

I much rather stare at your face for a couple of minutes.
Or longer, maybe I would like that.

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idk man I guess it depends on the feeling and position
yeah
almost

everyone knows someone this pretty who would also pull the same shit

rolling for vid. hopefully it doesnt disappoint

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fr it probably will, I had a shit phone and angles.

>kid
I'll laugh and say I've never turned down a blowjob, then I'll say that I've never nutted from a blowjob.
Will lead her too the bathroom or backseat of my car.
Will be stretching her tight pink snatch like a far too snug condom in under 5 minutes.

i live nearby lady lets pay for your food and lets go

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rolling rolling oregano

All he blondes I have met werent cool. What makes you any different?

Yeah I could use a kid who gives me blowjobs on command, but that's life huh.

yea, any girl if you're chad

>when you realize you never shaved your pubes in your life, haven't washed your dick for 3 days and had bad gas all day
sounds good let's go to the restrooms do it there

I'll play your little game.

organolos

origin rolling

>yikes
Unoriginal

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>do trips/dubs count if they're not the last 3/2 digits?
Kill yourself plebbiter

you don't have a video and you won't post shit

sure bro
makeorigin

prove you have a video to bother rolling for

>how to get mugged ez

Eat her out on the spot??..

rolling please i really wanna see this shit

let's do this shit ROLLLL

one orange juice ma'am... hold the blowie

>Sure, let's head to the bathroom stall

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Sorry I am locked up and I left my key at home

Be like Michael Jackson and bust out the Bible on this whore

youtube.com/watch?v=CfdGWI1jT-w

Rolling here we go

Actually what I really need is for the 4th Reich to happen.

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lets gooobhghg trips

Wanna gib me one (1)? :)))))

send this shit to my email fuck all these other Anons

ROLL

[email protected]

rollhyjghjghgl

roll roll roly poly

holy shit go back to plebbit u fucking newfag basedboy

No girl, specially an attractive one, would say something like that to a person like me without ulterior motives. I'd refuse, she probably wants to steal from me or accuse me of sexual abuse.

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I'd say I've never refused a blowie, but I have.

"lol. no, fuck off faggot."

go fuck youreslf you crazed brad

is she 16?

post video pls rolling

Give video, por favor

TRIPSGOD PLEASE DO ME THIS SOLID

looks like a british actor. cannot get the name

Reroll incoming! Stay tactical, Marines!

teips trips ayr

youre not gonna post it you faggot

Is your ex-gf from Texas?

Something similar to this actually happened to me. What did I do? I shot her a derisive look and walked away because I assumed it was a prank, but now I wonder.

Fishing for (you)'s I see boi

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Come on numbers don't let me down

someone get some fucking trips already

LOOK AT ME NUMBERS

Well, ok. I'm not refusing a blowie.

w-wait I have to count my good boy points first

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look here OP

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That's the thing kid, I always roll trips.

no
no
what would I gain from that?

>NPC meme
big oof

>giving away my verginity to a random thot

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It's weird that whenever we want digits, they never come.

See. So close.

>wanting to see other people fuck.
You guys are weird

come on life this would be a good moment to give me my first speck of luck

i'm just too curious at this point

huh, you're right

>w-what DO!?!??!
Laugh nervously and say haha thanks but my gf already sucked me dry, shit was so cash, doggy and all but she forgot the after sex hug. Then expect her to hug me

>that bladerunner eye reflection
whoa

this is absolute shit thread op time to end it

you have no real friends or interests. end your pitiful existence or at least get off this board

I'll take that bait,

Post 'm

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Rollin orgogoogogogogoginally

COME ON SWEET GODS OF DIGITS GIVE ME THEM TRIPS

Fuck you faggot. Rolling

Check those trips lads

come on double dubs are better than trips this ain't poker