Your age

What a surprise this board has been infested by fucking millenials. I unironically hope you all fucking kill yourselves.

>30
>it's easy
>I'm too smart for my own good

35. I'm asexual so I never had an actual chance.

>>your age
19.
>>why you could have a chance of geting laid
Attractive physique.
>>why you cant get laid
Too much autism involved in it and also I don't really wanna have sex/I'm sexually dead.

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>20
>nice jawline, amazing haircut, chadish looking, strong voice.
>I am too autistic to know when to make a move.

>21
>Tall, had a lot of "potential"
>I have an inferiority complex so fucking huge that I self-sabotage myself everytime and have not done anything with my life, nor do I have charming qualities, knowledge or abilities.

>20
>normal weight, can pretend to be a normie well, decent face, I don't fear rejection or awkwardness.
>I'm a sociopath. The more people get to know me, the less they want to be around me. Closet racist and sexist in a city full of people I hate. Too consumed in school and work to give a shit about fixing anything.

>tfw no qt anxious gf to build a trusting and honest relationship with based on a deep emotional connection that makes her feel safe enough to be held in my arms

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>20 minus 1
>I got a handjob once
>complete sperg when it comes to romance or any closeness regardless of race, gender, or whatever
>inb4 reeee newfag reeeee

You are either old as fuck or underage, either way fuck off.

>25
>relatively tall/handsome, high education/potential for big money
>unwarranted arrogance led me to believe that a girl would come to me, so I wasted many years playing the passive role instead of actively making any moves

I was here while you were probably still learning how to count, cunt. You can be the one to fuck off with these shit threads about being a 18-20 virgin when half the people your age are the exact same.

None of you are robots and you're shitting all over this board as if it wasn't fucked enough.

18
8.5/10, nice build, wrestling captain
Was a 6/10 before high school, had no friends in grade school, and I have little to no social skills

>23
>Have moderate success picking up girls, keeping them interested
>don't have the mental stamina to put up with a relationship for more than a day or two. It's a burdensome chore that detracts from the rest of your life

>I was here while you were probably still learning how to count, cunt.
just stop you're embarrassing yourself

>23
>booksmart and have exotic accent I guess?
>fucking pajeet, deformed face, aspergers, avoidant personality, zero social life, no vehicle, no disposable income, live with parents, no common interests with 99.99% of women, no wardrobe, can't recognize social cues

>I'm too smart for my own good

Okay there, buddy. I seriously doubt that

>>your age
28
>>why you could have a chance of geting laid
Rape
>>why you cant get laid
I'd never want to hurt somebody

>19
>6'4", above average intellect, sometimes funny
>schizoid
I might have a chance, but there's no point

>18
>i can be charismatic sometimes
>im a spaghetti-dropping autist most of the time and i look like a 14 year old just with a goatee

Very specific, yet very relatable.

>19
>Look normal, charismatic, make friends easily
>Have no fucking clue how to go from hanging out to sex. Never even been in three position to kiss someone

>28
>lift weights, not that unattractive, decent education, decent job (that I hate)
>because I never have approached a woman or attempted a relationship due to fears of rejection or allowing someone to be close. Additionally, I never really go out anymore or am forced into situations where I will meet new people. I am fairly socially awkward and tend to sperg out around new people, especially women. Has gotten worse over the years due to further isolating myself socially, resulting in more awkwardness when I rarely do venture out.

Fucking zoomers get outside for once

we're lost

>24
>male nurse, surrounded by hot nurses with no other straight men around
>male nurse

>24
>decent looks; sensitive and honest personality
>no job, live with parents, nervous and uncomfortable around other people, and I don't really give enough of a fuck to bother

>your age
20
>why you could have a chance of getting laid
6'1, gymfag, rough voice, average face
>why you can't get laid
beyond mentally retarded, anxiety and nausea when surrounded by people, i don't know what people at my age are into and i don't have friends to go out with

>18
>I'm attractive (to others)

>I find genitals and myself disgusting because I have Sexual Aversion Disorder (SAD)
>The interests I've always had since a kid were mostly never shared by anyone around me and I pretty much grew up alone so I've awful social skills
>Literally can't feel love. Only had it once 10 years ago for a girl but the real her wasn't at all what I thought. I don't remember what it is like. I rarely feel anything but angry

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19.

Decently attractive on a good day, interesting hobbies, not entirely socially autistic

Because I can't approach or initiate conversation to save my life, not without looking like a massive creep/sperg.

Should clarify I had this "crush" you might say since I was like 8 til 15 but otherwise I've never truly "liked" anybody

>22
>tall, white, big dick, above average looks
>anxiety, no personality, too far gone anyway

>21
>i'm a bit smart
>i'm a fat ugly piece of shit

>26 as of today
>I'm handsome and personable and have had relationships
>I've always been poor and my dental health is really bad because my family never took me to the dentist and brought me up on a fuck ton of sweets

I'm hoping to get them fixed on credit...fuck me. I want to smile.

literally stop enabling women

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>22
>i honestly can't think of any
>i never actually tried and i don't know how or from where to even began

>21
>decent looks, not fat, and not a total manlet (5' 9''). at uni with lots of desperate people. have an apartment of my own
>I unironically find 2d to be more aesthetically appealing

>your age
19
>why you could have a chance of geting laid
Have a trap, an ebony and a weeb in my contacts who all want to fuck.
>why you can't get laid
Whenever I am kissing or talking to a girl I instantly lose all my libido and don't find them attractive. It's like talking to a pile of shit.

>23
>Good hair, clean, can pretend to be quite social
>Women in this age group are brainlets, and I can't get over the "look for love meme" to just plough them

>22
>Over 6ft tall, work out, strong jaw, good people and conversational skills, had a lot of sex in high school
>I am a broken human being who will never be happy

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>26
>naturally attractive face
>apathy, low tolerance for bullshit

>21
>Because I'm sexy as fuck
>I don't have a problem getting laid.

>23
>rich, white, tall, decent conversation skills, able to small talk, not a virgin
>crushing self-doubt that makes me talk myself out of everything, weigh almost 300 lbs, have no real life friends and dropped out of college. life has been spiraling ever since

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no
body
cares
stop
enabling

women

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Teach us father

>28
>high-paying job
>autistic-sounding voice that even I hate

>24
>meet with girl I know for the first time alone in a park
>walking around and having surprisingly good conversations
>even playfully touches me sometimes
>at the end before going to the subway she's ready to say to say goodbye
>she literally lingered as if she's waiting for something, really felt awkward
>didn't kiss her

Do I still have a chance or does she see me as the loser now that I am?

fk off our safeplace normie

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>19
>have passed up multiple opportunities to do so and continue to have many more
>refuse to get laid because im delusional and refuse to lose it to anyone except a fellow virgin that im in love with
Yeah fuck me i guess

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>18
>I'm 7/10, have a muscular body and also good at talking for hours
>Have hard specifications with women, and also hate discos

New generations arrived, understand it fagoot

>19
>i don't look like a cave-troll and i am pretty social when shitfaced at least
>completely disconnected with normie life, things i do that are normal to me make people laugh when i bring it up,
>i can't hold proper conversations and just end up asking a bunch of mundane questions to desperately keep the awkward silence away.
>I don't know how to form close personal relationships unless someone is forced to be around me.
>Far too insecure to ever take initiative in anything, let alone sex yet im also so lazy that i'll never change myself for the better when i have the option to sit in my room.
>Addicted to feeling sorry for myself and i don't know if i even want to be happy at this point, it's like whenever i get close to feeling happy my body realizes and makes me get away as fast as possible so i can keep stagnating and cry myself to sleep for the fourth night in a row.
>I am over-emotional about the strangest of things like losing at videogames but things that should get me heated don't elicit as much as a twitch.
>incredibly jealous of people more sucessful than me but some underlying inferiority complex keeps it from being inspiring because i know they are just better than me
>i am unwilling to settle for the walking piles of lard that would undoubtadly settle for me yet i act like i am completely helpless in face of my loneliness
>gross underweight pale body that pretty much perfectly represents my limpwristed nerdy self
>refuse to use dating platforms because it would mean i'd have to face the fact that im probably ugly too and i just don't know it
>a tendency to obsess about the tiniest of social ques for months that keeps me from ever getting comfortable in and outside of conversation.
>i tend to stonewall the few people who actually want to have real-talk with me with "le epic ironic humour" until they just give up on trying to know me on more than a superficial level

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>turning 20 at the end of the month
>had a gf for 3 years, genuinely imagined a future with her
>she left me when I was 15 for some silly reason, and haven't been in a relationship since

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>18
>5'8'' long haired fluffy soft boy with a likable personality that girls make jokes about fucking, kissing, and walking on the beach with as soon as I walk into the room.
>I'm a complete masochistic, agp, degenerate who's only attracted to dominate females and twinkbois, but is afraid of any relationship with a male because of psychological hangups, would never date to get laid or just have sex with a stranger because all of my sexual attraction is romantically based (don't even watch most porn), and is afraid of seeking out a relationship under the fear that my own sexual and romantic desires would scare anyone away.

>27
>Because I'm "handsome", smart, and socialize well when I'm online, and if I was actually desperate guys tend to like me online and it wouldn't be hard to lose it that way
>Because I'm a neet, have no idea where to find women, what to do to interact with them, can't socialize irl at all, am in terrible shape, never go out for anything other than groceries and am low confidence about everything

>SAD
what a fitting acronym.

>23
>I'm not ugly and I'm not autistic
>short and I never leave the house

>30
>can get laid, but don't enjoy casual sex
>can't get gf, however

>24
>tall, attractive, above-average int and sometimes funny
>0 self esteem, avoidant personality and 99% of the time just come off as awkward and forgettable, have stopped trying

I've had gfs and all before but it's been over a year now and dating just seems like more of an annoyance than anything. Already know how this things are gonna end sooner or later, I'll just fap and play more classic wow.

>21
>chadlite, educated, somewhat on a career path, not a lot of problems getting laid, pretty fit
>women/sex/interpersonal relationships of any kind I find repulsive, can't relate to other humans, chooses not to socialize or fix flaws

>19
>white, brown-hair, green eyes, handsome face, witty sense of humor, intellectual
>high-inhib, not tall, narcissistic

>5'8"
>reason why you would get laid

Mentalcel
Kek @ thinking 5'9" is not a manlet in 2018.

I'm in cali and everyone here is short as fuck, everyone thinks I'm tall and I almost never see a guy taller than me anywhere.

Who gives a fuck about what happened in grade school

I'm 5'9" myself, I guess I heightmog a fair number of people even where I live in the midwest. I've heard it's even better for semi-manlets in coastal areas, Midwest is the worst place to be.

>your age
19
>why you could have a chance of geting laid
I'm 6'6" lots of girls call me cute, and thin.
>why you cant get laid
Because I am very weird and have mental problems. Also I'm waiting because if I have sex i'll want to marry that girl.

>25
>6'3, White, not fat
>poor hygiene, extremely socially awkward, mean face and no experience

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Most posters ITT seems to be a 6'0"+ attractive guy with mental and/or social issues. Maybe we should all just try spending less time on the Internet and more time outside.

>IamVerySmart, the post

>8.5/10
Social skills should naturally follow from being that attractive, you must be over-estimating your attractiveness or under-estimating your social skills.

>>your age
25
>>why you could have a chance of geting laid
I go to uni, I got the number for two separate regular orgies that are looking for new members
>>why you cant get laid
I don't really care about random sex, I want someone to love.

>>I'm a complete masochistic, agp, degenerate who's only attracted to dominate females and twinkbois, but is afraid of any relationship with a male because of psychological hangups, would never date to get laid or just have sex with a stranger because all of my sexual attraction is romantically based (don't even watch most porn), and is afraid of seeking out a relationship under the fear that my own sexual and romantic desires would scare anyone away.
You are like, 80% me.

>not wanting to pump and dump qt latinas during their prime

I go outside all the time.
I only spend time here late at night to unwind instead of watching TV a lot of the time.

Good, so you're getting laid then right?

kek, wanna trade discords? been looking for a sub friend.

>18
>i'm sometimes charismatic but it's probably bacause of my mania, I'm pretty fit I guess,
>179cm, 5/10 face, poor, bad eye-sight, acne, crooked teeth, scoliosis, no fashion sense, autistic personality, lower than average intelligence, nobody can understand me when I'm talking because of my rough and ugly voice, no self-confidence because of that,
Yeah, I think that suicide is the only valid option for me.

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>21
>Go to university
>Assburgers, anxiety, not really interested in people any more
I'm burned out. They're all just so shit, it's horrifying. I should post some stuff from our confession page

No, I have not.
Oregano, oreganio

I am also very, very shy.

be happy the zoomers haven't arrived

This is a complete lie, I lived in So-Cal all my life and not everyone here is short lmao. Jesus, you fucking manlets and your delusions are so absurd. I think I can confidently conclude that everyone in this thread is lying/over exaggerating their "positive features" to reassure their own egos but truthfully feel guilt of not tackling the real obstacles in their "quest for sex". Truth is life isn't always like a video game where you know objective traits that will get you laid or not, it's honestly a chance thing for many people. Sure having X attribute can increase chances ofc, but those chances may not arise without certain conditions that one may deem "lucky". Your time will come sperg, just focus on building yourself as a person and the universe will present you these opportunities when you least expect them.

> 19
> fit, somewhat above average attractive
> most chicks dont interest me and have no drive to chase braindead roasties for casual sex even if they initiate first. Also socially retarded.

Thots say im a "nice guy"

>24
>white, not fat, 6'1, good jaw
>autism

Stop visiting Jow Forums you facking moron.

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>23.5
>Theres a 8/10qt at my work who gave me number, invited to trip to europe, and talks to me alot. I never texted her to pursued anything she said, and she constantly tries to redirect what I'm saying into being forward with her about wanting to hang out.
>However, I know I'm secretly an elitist ironic weeb and that it wouldn't work out for long anyways, so I don't pursue.

>25
>successful career, somewhat attractive, charming
>crave attention, dont know what I want so my interactions with women flip back and forth between platonic and sexual and drives them away since they cannot get a read on me, terrified of judgement and commitment, turn extremely antisocial at the drop of a hat, basically crave their attention and validation and when I get it I get bored of them and curb communications

I dont blame them for avoiding me once we hang out for a while. I would hate to deal with me too, I am an absolute self centred Cunt whose only interest is gaining validation from others.

I need help, I cant keep living like this. Its self destructive and only further feeds my need for validation.

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31
Because I am actually pretty good at talking to girls or people in general on a shallow level and am not a manlet

Can't get a relationship though because I can't get past the shallow part without things getting weird and me wanting to be left alone. So I guess in a way I don't even want a relationship.

>19
>biologically female, pale, thin, can snag an e-bf at the snap of a finger
>shut-in since age 12, eating disorder, given up on relationships, get bored of people fast, unrealistically high standards and would never settle

The odds are in my favour, really

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