/britfeel/

Any trannies want to worship my feet? they taste like caramel popcorn.

>tfw shaved all my pubes off

feels weird lads

Only a week? Gutted

juicy cunts

that christmas sainsburys advert is the gayest one out right now.

I wanted a nibble earlier but im not a tranny

>People's vote
Because everyone who voted to leave doesn't count as a person?
Fucking lefty liberal wankers

aare you a girI?

I do that so I can feel like I'm wanking off a little boy

yeah, my mouth will adapt to it being there

Always felt dead sorry for people with braces and skin conditions. Its like god wants them to suffer.

hahahaha yeah i know

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I had a dream where Mr Incredible got divorced and his wife took the kids. He lived in a shit part of town and went back to working his office job like in the start of the first film. I think my brain might have accidently written the plot to the third Incredibles films.

WE ALREADY HAD THE PEOPLES VOTE IT'S DEAL OR NO DEAL NOW!

FUCKING DEAL WITH IT YOU CUNT!
*knocks you for the sake of our green and pleasant land*

Any other things that make you self conscious?

i'm a bit fat as well

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Shippy is the next lad to get with a tranny. You heard it here first.

Are you a Garra rufa fish?

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Have you got nice hair at least and cool glasses?

twitter.com/gnostiquette/status/1074549144851804160

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>are you a fish?
I fucking wish lad.

Lee Anthony Hoyland eating chicken and coleslaw with his hands

That's complete bullshit though isn't it, loads of people here for ages who haven't become personalityfags. Whereas you can be here for a few weeks and become known if you try.

>loads of people here for ages who haven't become personalityfags
like who?

Do you consider someone like East Devon user a personality fag? Most people just know there's a lad who sometimes complains about being stuck there

oh I don't know, maybe all the anons

Finally decided on my gimmick, I'm going to become one of the chief personalityfags in these threads with it.

is the guy who just posted about getting braces a personality fag now?

Fucking personality fags. Someone needs to take them down a peg.

>she hasn't told me that my daughter cat has a liver problem
fucking hell lads. i know we don't talk anymore but surely she would tell me about such a thing? what if my babies have liver problems too?
now i've got to take /big boi/ /big baby/ and /little baby/ to the vets to be checked out

trips on poley

If you post here regularly for a year and you don't become a known poster you are boring as fuck. End of story

you have an argument from ignorance, you don't know shit but how to shift the burden of proof

Decided against going for my morning walk today because my skin and hair look fucking terrible, I probably look mentally ill right now.

I'm going to start drinking 3 litres of water a day to fix this horrible fucking skin.

>drinking 3 litres of water a day
how much do you drink now?

Mayuri-Cola sextape when
$$$$

It varies, some days I only drink half a litre, other days I drink 4 litres.

hopped up in my car then i drop my roof
wet like wonton soup that's just how i do
then i park my car then i fuck your bitch
eat that wonton soup wet like wonton soup
>youtube.com/watch?v=vo62wRzlWrs

Shall be falling asleep soon lads, have a good day and remember to watch Release the Spyce.

whats so good about it? looks like moe

Sertraline is incredible lads holy shit, I had my big doubts that a pill could make me happy but holy shit, I feel great. Still have my anxiety so I'm going to see if my doctor can bump my dosage but at least I don't wake up wanting to kill myself

It's good for the first few weeks and is shit after. Remember to keep working on yourself so you are prepared for when the medication wears off. I'm glad you feel better though lad.

I'd say the same about you, your argument is that it's impossible to not become a personalityfag if you've posted here for a long time even though 95 percent have managed it.

Ah it didn't do shit for me for the first few weeks which is why I doubted it, been about 8 weeks now and the past few days I've felt great. I'm not sure if it's the medication or if I'm just having good days?

Adding a teaspoon of salt to a pot noodle makes a world of difference

>British man dies of salt poisoning
You're only supposed to have 6 grams of salt a day. Pot noodles already have 1 gram and a teaspoon of salt is at least 5 grams.

Poor catto, my daughter shat up a big worm last night. Going to need to try and ram a worming tablet down her throat as she can't eat wet cat food. Feels bad.

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fuck off namby pamby mong

50 push ups (25r 2s)
150 squats (50r 3s)
3 minute plank (1.5min -30s rest)
48 leg raises (12r 4s)

Do this every morning and stop making excuses

After my swings on pokerstars last night from the free 2 dollars up to 20 and back to nothing I decided to put some money in.
The 20 dollar free casino play money if i desposit 20 dollars is what swung me.
Wagered enough of that 20 dollars whilst seeing it shrink down and down ended up with +5 real dollars to add to my 20 I deposited.
If I cash out now I would be literally up 1 or 2 quid. Actually just checked I would be up 2.20 bongs. About a 11% profit of my 17.09 investment.
Think I will lose it all playing poker though.

This is just a thread for failed normalfags now. Kinda sad.

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notice how only the 'normies' went to the meet.

I'm just wondering how my daughter ends up with liver problems. Has she been giving my daughter wine?

Far from normies

>now
it's been that way for the last 4 years lad. I was 18 and just starting uni when I first posted here

Well I have 2 and added a teaspoon of salt to each.

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if you can go into central london and meet up with strangers you are a normie.

Yup, embarassing

posted here since the beginning so nothing has changed lads. It's weird how some people claim to be the "true" /britfeel/ inhabitants and how this and this has changed when really nothing has changed.

If you want to talk with actual fucking losers, like legitimate bottom-f-the-barrel scum just go to /a/

>your argument is that it's impossible to not become a personalityfag
now you're just strawmanning

My argument is that personalityfags are anons who have just been around here long enough that people notice what they like to talk about, what memes they post, they get friendly and become part of the lore.
You might be confusing personalityfags with gimmickfags my new fren

very much this, I remember years ago there was that lad that posted photos in his BMW in every thread

It's pretty similar, just a lot more attention seeking now

this was meant for ye lol

>My argument is that personalityfags are anons who have just been around here long enough that people notice what they like to talk about, what memes they post, they get friendly and become part of the lore.
Yeah and I've explained to you in several threads now that you're wrong, you become a personalityfag because you wanted to

I wish that gun was my cock

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Organising a meet-up goes against the very essence of britfeel. Loner robots can't even have a thread to moan about their miserable lives without constant arse kissing and projecting from tripfags,trannies and deluded anons with delusions of normanhood. Accept your reality cunts

>come to a message board to socialise with other misfit lonely lads
>somebody says you're not allowed to socialise

Ok lad. Whatever you say.

Devon wanted to suck moni's boni hahahaha

my internet goes off for like an hour a day, really annoying

They had a few drinks and suddenly thought moni was a bit of skirt

Morning lads, how are we all today. Keeping it together I hope? What plans we got?

time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your rizt
the past is far behind us
the future doesn't exist

Same time every day? If so it might be interference from an appliance.

>If you want something, don't ask for nothing!
>If you want nothing, don't ask for something!

>youtube.com/watch?v=RBRxAaXCU-E

>listed some old appliances on normiebook marketplace

Feel good about myself for plucking up the courage to do so.

about to clean all of the mud off of my nice shoes

lets hope i dont ruin them

What you selling mate? Anything we'd be interested in?

What's the time? Its quarter to nine, time to have a bath!
What do you mean We're already clean...
Scrub scrub scrub till the waters brown!

Can't wait for the new season to start.

>Yeah and I've explained to you in several threads now that you're wrong.
No, you haven't I've never had this argument with anyone before.
>you become a personalityfag because you wanted to
Nope peak comfy is being user and having a network of thread frens so you always have someone to talk to on lonely days.

Just some old house appliances that we don't need anymore, doubt they'll sell but I've been putting it off for a while due to nerves.

I hate normies because they hate me.

Deck the halls with boughs of JEW ENTRAILS lalalalala la la la la

Usually it's in the afternoon but today it was from 10 to 11. It goes red and then won't reconnect for an hour

Oy vey goy, did someone take your shekels?
It's literally annuda shoah!

Yes we've done it several times now, you talk bullshit

Good luck lad. People are always on the lookout for appliances, so they should sell quite quickly.

Thanks. The old Dyson I listed is getting lots of views, so fingers crossed.

I've got an ingrown hair on my foot lads.
Fucks sake, not looking forward to wearing boots all week.