The game changer is coming, time for you to shape up.
thesun.co.uk/news/5374238/blokes-natural-penis-enlargement/ >BLOKES could soon get a "natural" penis enlargement using stem cells extracted from their own stomach. >The controversial technique has already been used to boost women's breasts and make their bottoms perkier. >Now one company claims it could add three inches to a fella's willy - at a cost of around 5,000. >StemProtect has hailed the procedure as the "new age of cosmetic surgery" because of the natural-looking results it is said to achieve. >It involves extracting flab from a man's stomach and enriching it in a lab before reinjecting it back into their todger. >The more fat injected, the bigger the result. >The lab processing increases the concentration of stem cells - naturally occurring regenerative cells found within the fat. >The hope is that this slashes the chances of transferred fat cells dying or being absorbed into the blood stream - giving a long-term boost. >The procedure does not use silicone or artificial fillers and because the cells come from the patient's own body there is less chance of complications. >Mark Hall, from StemProtect, a stem cell bank, said: "We're entering a new age of cosmetic surgery."
Don't forget about the red onions as well. ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24302558 Fresh onion juice enhanced copulatory behavior in male rats with and without paroxetine-induced sexual dysfunction. ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19384830 Evaluation of androgenic activity of allium cepa on spermatogenesis in the rat.
I'm ignoring bullshit. Only drugs comfort food and tv shows matter in life. Occasionally books and video games, but nothing else. Especailly not doctors' shit.
Jackson Hernandez
Poor sucker is gonna spend a while as someone's live-in cum dumpster until he's all used up and thrown in some dark alley where he's gonna sell his ass to a bum in exchange for a place to sleep and some bread collected from the trash.
There's this voice exercise, ding dong king kong bing bong, linger on nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg as much as you can.
Kayden Peterson
Bump7235
Thomas Perry
I don't give a fuck about how small my dick is I just want my foreskin back.
Benjamin Watson
aero is a cancerous subhuman. /cow/ had some fun a few months ago and compiled an entire dox on him, it has a link to his mother's youtube channel too. feel free to go tell her why she failed as a parent.
Gavin Martin
Go the fuck away schlomo. What the duck is why the slide threads? Dick size isnt part of self improvement, just cause you add some shit about onions at the end of your plastic surgery advertisement doesnt make it stealthy. Leave your dick insecurity somewhere else and post some useful shit about working out instead if you are actually not a shill.
Luis Ramirez
That's also achievable through stem cell research, it will be possible to regenerate it eventually. Dumbfuck posted his zip code in /soc/, with his last name known it was piss easy for them to find his house, owned by his mother. Seriously? Ask just about anyone if they'd like an extra 1-2-3 inches and see what the answer will be.
Adam Rodriguez
>Doctors can't even get rid of ingrown toenails
This. Just posting studies/articles that oversell research for clicks as if something huge is about to happen is ignorance to the fact change is very gradual. Medicine isn't some video game release date, it has several stages released to increasing amounts of people.
If you find a BACKED BY DOCTORS MIRACLE PILL it either already exists and its shitty enough nobody is pushing it, or its still on the drawing board, where most ideas die the very next step.
