1 paragraph essay due tomorrow

>1 paragraph essay due tomorrow

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>one letter essay due in two hours
What should I write? I don't want to get a bad grade It's pretty easy, all I have to do is press a button, but how will I know that I pressed the right one?

>5 slide powerpoint project due in 15 mins

>2 sentence oral due in 3 weeks
im sweating

>1 sentence presentation due in 7 years
there's no fucking way, unironically gonna off myself tomorrow.

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>10 page assignment due yesterday
Fuck

> 4 letter shitpost due by January

>need to invent a new letter by wednesday

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>Three green texts due in 12 mins
>Can't think of a third one

>2000 page book report due in two days
i haven't even read the book yet
luckily it is a very small book (pic related, no i did not buy the hat because i am a poorfag)
I should be able to finish in time

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>five-lined poem due when global warming finally kills us
I hate this professor.

How about x? nobody uses it anyway
they might think it is new if they have never heard it before

>Whole fucking group project due in a few hours and no one has done any work

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20 page project + full guitar tableture that was supposed to be started 3 months ago due in less than 13 hours

>the only acceptable format is skywriting

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>eight word shitpost due right now
it's over

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Well son of a bitch...

>Do contractions count as one word or two?
Contracted words count as the number of words they would be if they were not contracted. For example, isn't, didn't, I'm, I'll are counted as two words (replacing is not, did not, I am, I will). Where the contraction replaces one word (e.g. can't for cannot), it is counted as one word.

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god dammit no, i'm never gonna get me shitposting loicense at this rate

more like shitposting lolcense am i right or what?

i'll fucking kill you

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301,987,865,404,333,215 word paper due in .7 seconds

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>multiple choice
>answer is subjective
>24 choices

You're fucked