Jow Forums forms a party and set off on a grand adventure

>Irl
I have approximate knowledge of many things
I can do basic programming and techy shit
I can operate a few tools like a bandsaw and a lathe
I can drive stick

>fantasy
I'm the mage equivalent of a skill monkey with no offensive spells

>sci fi
I'm the guy with the railgun

To find the power within here, the power to lift the curse of virginity and unlock an endless supply of tendies

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i would like to be the loli healer/group mascot
at the end of each day i tend to my party of weary travelers and give them healing/morale boost by letting them fuck my tight little cunny and cum inside my still infertile womb

Can you please be weary of us reformed negros who don't want to fap to that shit anymore? K thnx

tfw you'll never have buddies to go on a fantasy adventure with. IRL or in vidya/dnd.
My gf wants to play dnd but i doubt she has the imagination or focus since she always asks questions about movies were already watching. Like we watched saw the other day and she just kept asking whos saw and i kept saying wait youll find out. She kept asking so i got frustrated and told her

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>that silent guy that has knowledge but doesn't tell anyone

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We can only dream of living the eternal loli life user..

I hate you and characters like you

same as i am right now; cute trap who helps people feel better!!! except maybe i could shoot lasers from my hands.

lolsorandom throw fireballs at stuff XDDD whimsical PLANAR TRAVELER
my sole objective is to derail our journey so that it devolves (evolves?) into surreal nonsense

I can legit
>hike
>start fires without matches or lighters
>navigate in the wilderness
>fire a bow well
>sword fight ok
>build shelter with very simple tools

Diplomat/High Charisma
Basically the guy who can help the group get out of trouble. Get better prices at shops and inn rates etc.

I can wrangle the tards.

I'm pretty good at stealth archery

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Every skill that a good capitalist can have

Lol youd get massacred in a real sword fight. Foam larp doesnt count you mong.

pretty tall order considering the board fren

I'm a good shot, and I know a thing or two about field medicine.

Healer archer/crossbowman.

excellent bowsmanship

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Comedic relief

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i can play the entirety of the song "Mess Around" by Ray Charles on piano.

My edgelord anti-heroic skills of instant teleportation, katana unsheathing and group betrayal.

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I'm a apprentice wizard so I can assist the party with some low level magic like "Repel Succubus" or cast "Minor Invisibility" which makes you hard to notice in a crowd.

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based and redpilled wizard fren
also checked
nice twenty two

I'll bring amphetamines so we can march a long time frens, also I'll play guitar for you all

can you play some ray charles fren?

I'm a master wizard and would teach everyone magic

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You could make a sad but heartwarming show/film out of this. Bunch of well-meaning, unskilled rejects trying to go on a grand quest while awkwardly bonding and learning about life

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I used to know the chords to I Got A Woman, I could try and figure it out :)

I can ride horses and carriages, so I could teach some of my friends how to do it

what about Fats Domino?

fear not my friends....I've studied the blade

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I'll start whining and complaining on the trip to make everyone concentrate their toxicity on me and they can be nice with each other.

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>Bullshit detector
>Lore master considering I read a lot of history books and books about supernatural things
>Know how to stab things properly with a dagger/knife
>Naturally really sneaky
>Good eyes
>Good reflexes
>Would probably practice with a crossbow if I lived in a fantasy setting

Sounds like I would be the party's rouge/monster hunter with possibly knowing a single spell.

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>naturally distrustful of other people, won't fall for scams or traps
>easily blend into crowds and go unnoticed
>can walk for long periods of time

guess I really would be useless in a group and am better off wandering alone.

i can fix shit and train dogs
My German Shepherd would join our group when no catgirl, just asked him. Don't know what he's good at

Hired as scout

I cannot do a single thing, I would die almost instantly.

Knowledge of which brownies contain semen
its all of them

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i can beat the shit out of people

I'm shitting my guts out hope I can be of assistance

>What skills do YOU bring to the group, robot?
Tard strength and extreme violence.

my deceiving manipulation skills, my ability to lie amazingly and all my other sociopathic traits will get us far by manipulatig and stealing from other travelers. Also I love gore and violence so give me an axe and I'll live out all my homocidal fantasies I've been repressing for years

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Oh and I don't look that intimidating and i would try to appear nice or brush off things but if i snap i would strategically devise a plan then i would kill everyone on the party one by one after torturing them real good first.

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1/10 chance enemies will surrender when I use my signature move, depressing helplessness.

Id better tag along, just in case you need me.

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Skills;
Organization and some battle tatics knowledge.
Basic fist, sword , shield combat.
Watched tones of gore/rekt/infections gifs and pics so "unipmresed with horryfic scene"
I know few methods of acquiring water in different scene of nature.
Knowlesge of basic traps and how to detect some of them.
Natural skills;
High stamina regen.
Grounded personality(less likely to change sides and will do fine even in bad situation)
Calm.
Controled breath .
Can carry higher weight on shoulders.
I can keep going longer without sleep then others and don't mind night watch camp.
Higher pain tolerance.
Im doing fine in hot and cold places.
Pretty lucky (more loot n other stuff)
Minuses;
Some Asocial behaviours.
I will prevent party from stealing unless bad guys or higer cause (not looting)
I will bother mages/wizards/other for some defensive magic knowledge/books or trinkets.
So pretty much balanced defensive figher with extras

Crossbow scout that would spend most of his free time listening to the bards and other peoples tales.

My paranoia makes the accuracy of my predictions increase to 70% when in range of enemies or suspicious individuals.

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Survival skills, animal trapping, physical strength, morale, etc. When/where are we going!?

I'm a wizard so i can bring magic!

>can hunt okay
>good at foraging
>can make tea from herbs and such
>takes good pictures

c-can i come too?

i bring King Cri- and yea ill fucking kill them all an- that is what skills ill bring to the party

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The thought of this warms my cold dead heart for some reason

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No I don't know any Fats Domino on guitar. What songs would be good for our adventure?

I can get an erection and ejaculate staring at a wall in less than 30 seconds

I play the piano, we might make a pretty good duo
But other than that I'm just a good hiker

Bullshit, post webm

Knight of the Round Table
>Tough and able in war
>Indefatigable
>Dance a lot
>Sing from the diaphragm a lot
>Eat ham and jam and spam a lot
>Know airspeed velocities of swallows
>Can simulate a horse with two coconut shells
>Access to artefacts such as the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

I'm sure you would find me to be a capable swordsman and of unmeasurable importance to the group :^)

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I am very good at telling people how orcs are not the enemy and we should open our borders to them. #saynotoorcophobia #orcfugeeswelcome

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I'll be the group's bitch and do whatever you ask as long as it's not sexual!!

>*gets bitten by a snake in the balls* user, suck the poison out or I'll die!
What would you do?

You ever heard of bdsm?

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I think I'd be extremely useful. I could memorize a whole bunch of useful stuff beforehand and I'd probably go hunting and fishing, I'd provide food and use the stars to navigate

Well, sucking out the poison is useless, just a myth......

TY trappy adventure chan

I would complain constantly, but look after myself and others, then sacrifice myself for the group in a moment of Mishima-esque proportions.

im le edgy psychopath xd

I have a bottle of benzos so I'll be the healer for you cowardly virgins. Once the meds run out I'll switch classes to suicide charger, and you'll all remember me through song.

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you can come along as an expendable scout

you're welcome!!!! mwah!

yeah but what happens when a smol rabbit appears

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i'm damn good cannon fodder also my blood group is universal

Now, modern warfare is no longer a war of attrition, but instead of manoeuvre. Therefore, we should RUN AWAYYYY

Sir Bors, you are welcomed along!

My skills are not focused enough for me to have a class, but they can come in handy in specific situations.
>long distance runner
>a little bit of wrestling, ju jitsu, and martial arts
I'm not a black belt or anything, but I've won a few fights. Bit of proficiency with bo staff, which could translate into spears
>desert survival
This comes with other basic survival skills.
>bilingual
>cooking
>dark skin
can actually give me good protection from intense sunlight and decent natural camoflauge
>some parkour
Did this in high school so I have some decent acrobatics

Now that I wrote all that down, I think I actually am a decent character.

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>dark skin
nogs not welcome in our fellowship

based full house of truth

Thats a fun song desu

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Yeah we dont need your dark ass Jamal Dequan Treshavius.

if any filthy trickster elf comes within our vicinity I'll sense them and deal with their necks accordingly.

>Praise to Reman!

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>but my downsides are
>unintelligent
>low impulse control
>140 decibel teeth sucking will give away position to enemies
>t. Jamal

Fine, I guess I'll just have to lose my virginity the old-fashioned way

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The failed chad
>Really insecure
>Is not liked by the party because of former chad status
>Is not liked by npcs because of failed status
>Ends up sabotaging the party after making deal with enemy
>They promised to make him Chad again
>Instead he is brutally raped by party
>They break his legs and leave him to die from cold exposure
>He manages to survive though
>Becomes a mini boss half way through the story
>The party rapes him again
>In his dying breath he can only mutter the word sorry
>A blunt blow to the windpipe silences him
>RIP me

I'm the obligatory red shirt who instantly dies to the chapter 1 ogre to show that he means business.

What will be the parties animal/beast companion?

Every party needs one for undying loyalty, weird cuteness and moments of comic relief

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ooh I'll bring a Savannah cat

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>speak a gibberish language that I'm sure will help in some bogniggerland (Gaeilge)
>can cook
>In decent shape so I could keep up

>strong, tall, and a little scary looking
>can do basic MIG and stick welding
>can withstand cold pretty good
>won't complain about the elements except for getting angry at the sun
>can build rudimentary shelters
>know a ballad or two
>controlled breathing

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>cooking of basic japanese cuisine and moonshine, some simple poisons as well
>easy and efficient suicide methods
>never-ending pessimism and desire to fuck up things
If my knowledge was converted to fantasy-equivalent, I would get alchemist.

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Bard/Tactician/Merchant but also lazy