Why not just become gay, man?

Why not just become gay, man?

Look, the women are being fucking awful towards you.

You would be much better of as a gay man.

Gay sex is cute bruh, get into it.

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Hope you get executed

I cringe so hard when I look back to my heterosexual days. My god, what a cuck I was. Women want straight up 10/10 and nothing lower. Even a 9/10 in their mind is a guy with a fatal devastating flaw. A woman considers a 9/10 man, the same way a straight normie would consider a girl with a dick. And you know how much of a ingoramous those normies are when it comes to girls with cocks and all the intriquite ways that entails this. Its a mess, like elephants in a glass sculpture store.

You would think that things would be different for a 1/10 woman, something Chad wouldn't touch with a ten feet pole. But nope. They can be three foot wheelchairbound midgets, totally retarded face, massive underbite. They still sit in that wheelie, with their braids and glasses, like "Ouuuh, I like Chad too!" Fuuuuuuck.

Some guys are just never gonna get laid. And some poor schmuck who only one generation ago would get a nice housewife is gonna have to settle for wheelie princess midget with a fucked up face.

That is worse than dying alone.

Exit the system man, don't accept this shit. Go gay!

I don't think there's anything wrong with being gay at all, in fact I've liked men since I can remember.
But forcing your agenda and continuously spamming this board with those low effort, copy-and-paste threads is just plain stupid.
I know that this board is pretty much done and this gay spam won't end anytime soon, but I just wanted to let you gay spammers know that what you're doing is useless, annoying and boring and you should stop.
Just go to /lgbt/ if you want to have conversations about being homosexual.
This isn't the right board to do so.

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I can charge you as enemy combatants running psychological operations against the public

Look at this! TAKE A GOOD LOOK!

This is Your life, even if you don't do the exact same thing. Even though it isn't fully out in the open, make no mistake, this is what is being done towards you.

You're bound up, chained up. But they're not using real chains that you can see. They are using propaganda, conditioning, humiliation, peer pressure, you're getting cucked out of your mind.

Like, you could be in early years, feeling the feeling of love for the first time, having that special girl. Thinking about her, imagining your lives together. Maybe even send her some text messages with hearts in them. And she knows! She knows how you feel, don't you make excuses for these people!

And she knows how it rots your heart to the core, how it fucking burns a black hole into your soul, when she let Chad ruin that sweet first time pussy. Imagine her voice, see her smile, as she looks up at Chad saying "I love you". You never got to hear her say those words. But Chad sure did!

You cannot keep on denying the reality of the situation! You are a cuck! You only fall in love to get cucked! At this point, there is not a single woman undefiled by Chads left in the entire world. Fuck this generation!

Stop looking at this picture, laughing as it isn't the truth. THIS IS THE METAPHORICAL EQUIVALENT OF WHAT IS BEING DONE TO YOU, IF THE INVISIBLE MECHANICS WERE TO BE PUT OUT INTO THE OPEN!

Unless you're Chad, something you're not, believe me, you would know. Unless you're Chad, the longer you support this system, the worse its gonna get. Jump of the band wagon now, get a good gay bf right now!

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Get lost with your psyop shill.

I am actually genuinely curious why more People on this Board has not gone gay yet. Because you don't seem so blue-pilled as to believe that you are incapable of being happy with anyone who is a decent person, if you put in the effort. Most of the Board is also okay with traps, so why not broaden the horizon to also include twinks. Like, does Link in breath of the Wild have to wear the Gerudo dress to be appealing, or could this just be the Gateway that allows you to go even deeper and eventually realize that he is just a good loving person whom you can be happy with.

Because I just have to say what I see of evidene out there. I see Girls on tinder getting well over a thousand offers in a day. There are no breaks on the Chad Train anymore, he plows through all he wants.

The ugliest Girls all want to fuck Chad, because then it would prove that they were hot enough to fuck Chad. The Whole spirit of the female is corrupted to the core. You can't live with somebody like that.

I saw on youtube, a 22 student, completely wheelchair bound, three feet tall midget. Turn completely off because her date was just under 6 feet tall. She even laughed at him, she went back to tinder, where she had more offers. These girls have offers. And I must say: I don't know what women consider unattractive anymore, because this man was at least 7/10 in my book. She treated him like shit.


No gay bottom had ever treated me worse, than the woman who treated me the best. I can say that full honesty. Face to face, they've been like "Yeah, I'm not feeling it, but if it would make it better, I will allow you to have sex with me once before you leave". Gays just have it better man.


And today, as in right now, it is crazy. Gays don't have it a little better, but it is way WAAAAY better.

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>Why not just become gay, man?
I don't wanna catch faggot AIDS or get some guys shit all over my cock. Gross.

delete this now the fuck is wrong with you for having this saved on your pc

Guys smell bad

Then get one of those pleasant anime boys. Those twinks who are into only bottoming and make sure to clean themselves well. They're cute. It will be more like what you imagine having a gf is like, than what actually having a gf is like.

I see a lot more functional relationships amongst gay couples now. Women seem to like both me and my bf more now that we're a couple. Because before it was like "Uuugh, he isn't Chad, so because I don't react to him like he is Chad that is his fault. So If I believe he is creepy, evil, mean, wierd and stuff, that means he deserves it for not being Chad" And after you get a bf it is like "OMG you're totally misunderstood, you're like really complicated and interesting, with many complicated gay feelings that are like so difficult for us ordinary mortals to understand..." You have to understand, I don't even kiss or hold hands in public, I do that in the bedroom. They just know because word gets spread around. Now they all wanna talk, now they all wanna flirt.


Do what I did, get yourself one of those cute, anime looking ones. Be like the main characters in their BL fanfics. Like, just get someone who looks like Link in Legend of Zelda and takes care of cleaning well. No body imagines getting shit on their dick from fucking the breath of the wild guy. NOBODY.

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Actually, gays smell like apples, raisin and cinnamon. With a touch of Burberry London.

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You must understand that people are animals.
Most of us are born attracted to women and seek a romantic relationship with them.
And there's nothing wrong with that.
While it's true that a good portion of women can be pretty harsh on men, it's also true that gender does not define anything.
I've had a terrible experience with my previous male partner, it was so bad that I gave up on romance entirely.
And I'm sure that there are caring and loving women out there, maybe they're not that common, but they are there.
And while giving up and going against your instincts and/or your sexual desires is totally possible, some people may find it a bit too hard and drastic, thus sticking with being heterosexual like they was born.
And again, there's nothing wrong with that.
You're free to love everyone, and while gender stereotypes can be somewhat true, they're not the entire thing, there will always be exceptions.
Everyone is free to love who they want and what they want, and there's no good or bad choice.
But I don't think that spamming threads like these can help anyone with that choice, it just becomes annoying after a while.
Peace.

No, dude, guys smell gross. The smell of them having sex with each other is even worse.

bc nobody lives in the northeast :(

Have you tested this theory of yours?

Like, try to make a profile, using a male models face, the most Chaddest of the ones you can find. See how many chats you get that wanna get straight to having sex?

Then, make another dating profile, using a completely average looking woman. Then see who gets more?

Then, to go even further. Take a Picture of an ugly woman. See what response she gets. And compare this to making New profiles, of less and less Chaddy men, until you get a profile that gets about the same amount of Messages.

I think you will find, that a 1/10 ugly girl, with diseases and wheelie, gets about as many replies, if not more, than a 8/10 looking guy. So, if you're a 6/10, who the hell are you supposed to fuck?

The entire system is croocked. The solution is to drive the value of Dick back up to where it needs to be, the Place where it once was, when responsability and sex were Connected. Women needed men who would take care of them and provide for them and their child after sex. You cannot go back to the days before womens Liberation. But you can liberate men, by letting boipussy compete against fempussy, driving the supply/demand imbalance to a better level.

Men need to start fucking the gays. It is crucial for the future of all western civilization!

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>as she looks up at Chad saying "I love you".
Can confirm this happens, t. chad

Approaching women.

Just imagine the disdain on their face as you approach them. Where they would sit on a bench along with some of their friends, as you come up and ask: Hey, I thought you were cute, do you wanna go out have a drink some time? And you just see the disdain on her face. The corners of her lips hanging down as her eyes open wide, scanning you from head to toe. Like: Are you serious!? YOU!? Yuck! But instead of saying something she just says nothing, and you just stand there. Slouching your shoulders. You try getting her to talk like: Hey, are you there. While she just stares at you, like this is the creepiest thing that has ever happened. Until you give up and walk away. As you've taken nine steps away from the bench, they burst out laughing. Laughing about how they hurt you. Taking pleasure in hurting you! They are laughing about the fact that they crushed your self esteem.


>This is commonplace in todays society, not even illegal

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>Gay sex is cute bruh,
>Having your asshole torn apart by a hard erect penis is cute
>Having some faggot shoot hiv infected cum into your torn anal lining is hot
>Getting shit and blood all over your dick or your bfs dick is great
You dirty queers are sick in the head

>meanwhile in heterosex life

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I'm not gay, but i wouldn't object to cuddling with a dude if no one speaks and the lights were off

I really wish I could, even tried to become asexual for a while. It's not a choice, at least not for me. Now I'm just gonna pump and dump and never care for the female devil. It's actually kinda fun to lead them on, they're so used to pussies at this point they literally cant understand why their tactics don't work on me. And even when all signs point to the fact that I hate women, some how they just want me more.
Pretty sure humans only want what they can't have.

And now part 1 and part 4 pls

>I am actually genuinely curious why more People on this Board has not gone gay yet.
Occasionally I watch tranny porn (which basically counts as gay porn), but I honestly don't think I could be aroused by anything gayer than that.

>Because you don't seem so blue-pilled as to believe that you are incapable of being happy with anyone who is a decent person, if you put in the effort.
This is why I've started doing the above - I've started lowering my standards, and I imagine what it would be like to be loved by someone who at least looks enough like a woman.
However, reality dictates that most of these people are severely mentally ill, even more so than I am.

>even tried to become asexual for a while
I really wish I could do this, although I don't think it would kill my desire for emotional intimacy.

FPBP
OP is a massive faggot
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I generally dislike gay bait but I really can't see why incels don't just fuck each other.
Or just let a gaybot like me suck your dick. What's even the big deal? There are so many guys out there who would suck your dick like it was nothing and you're just sitting there, stewing in your own pissbottles because you're too proud to have your dick sucked lmao.

I only want twinks if I go gay which is very hard to find

>Why not just become gay, man?
because faggots are even more insufferable than women

I really like this thread. Very good post desu. Upvoted!

Thinking of getting with my friend, if he doesn't have a boyfriend. He's pretty handsome, and I'm not hideous, so I think it might work

I am only gonna tease you With part 1

Now you know even more of the story, but not the ending!

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>Heterosexuality 2019 the post

it is time to stop guys!

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come on please just give us the ending bro

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I beg to differ with these putitans.

Of course lobe can be found across the genders. Like there are foul stenching girls who sit in wheelies, shit uncontrolably and would fill your sleeping bag with the warmth of her soil. Surely, there are those men, whos skin smells like fine apples, with a slice of cinnamon, added with the winter sweetnes of a raisin.

And surely, as women can be morbidly ugly. Haired as an animel. Ragged with crooked teeth. Moaning like Chewbacca as you deliver your peen upon her. There are the feisty gentlemen, pure of face and skin, who carries beauty in their loins. Soft and delicate like a summer beach. With tufts of silky hair that anyone would find remarkable.

But I say to you. Only one of these are rightously priced. The vageene as been alowed to unbalace the scales of sexual equality. Now that the most horrid stenching wiff of a fempuss, costs almost the same as a prime night performance in the soft cushioning dunes of a perfectly susceptible tan twink buttocks.

I say it is a cuck, who engages with sustaining these ridiculous prices. Pushing even good soecimens of men to have sex with the retarded, wheelbound and downies. It is a cuck who accepts this as the value of the vageene.

The spiritually awoken man wisely choses to honour the effeminate soft ally. The truest friends of heterosexuals. He who is truly his brothers keeper. The good fairy.

I say Link, the hylian hero of the wild, shall be our symbol. The crest of our movement. The flagship of this great enterprise of secondary pussy reservoir. To save the west from itself!

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You don't just become gay, faggot. You're either sexually attracted to guys or you aren't.

What movement? Are you saying sexuality is a choice?

THIS MOVEMENT!

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This is what robots should do they wouldn't be alone or virgins

>I saw on youtube, a 22 student, completely wheelchair bound, three feet tall midget. Turn completely off because her date was just under 6 feet tall. She even laughed at him, she went back to tinder, where she had more offers. These girls have offers. And I must say: I don't know what women consider unattractive anymore, because this man was at least 7/10 in my book. She treated him like shit.
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Dude what the fuck is your problem? Stop memeing "muh pure gay utopia" you faggots are gross std infected man sluts like women in the body's of men

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>Look, the women are being fucking awful towards you.
Women treat me like nazi guards and I am locked inside Auschwitz

>Women want straight up 10/10 and nothing lower. Even a 9/10 in their mind is a guy with a fatal devastating flaw. A woman considers a 9/10 man, the same way a straight normie would consider a girl with a dick.
How do I find a twink to dress up like a girl?

now tell me you fucking retard...how in the actual fuck can a straight person become gay?

>guy with sword
Is that that fucking aikedo guy from the movies?

>Something's hard why don't you do x it's easier

Fuck faggots are cowards. That's exactly why, snivelling cowardice isn't exactly attractive.

fucking hell
right in the feels

>all this shitty polgbt fan art
>All this faggotry
My hate for homosexuals has only increased after seeing this thread fuck off back to re*t gay jew

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Except you and women exist, you need to read less fantasy.

i like fantasy to illustrate the very real nightmare that us my life

Here is the link!

Watch this fucking shit!

She is a dwarf, brittle boned, wheelie, fucked up face. She demands 6 feet plus able bodied Chad.

It is time to go gay!

Don't support this unsustainable shit. It is better that we all fuck like... five boipussies each, meme it into being a fad. And lower tha value of female vagina by breaking the monopoly.

The price of pussy is too damn high!

youtu.be/qjr3VrHkQoc

Because I'm fat bald ugly with a tiny penis.

I'd want to be the blonde here.

Start by accepting the radient cuteness energy of the good fairy into your heart.

It will heal you.

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are you gay (homosexual)

I accepted I was gay when I was like 19 and I'm still single at 23 :^)

Probably. I've had gay thoughts all my life.

His boyish good looks certainly help with that.

There is soo much truth to this, take for example some hot fembots that lurk here they claim that no man would love them even tho they know that it would take them no effort to find a relationship they are just attention whores. Then you ask them if all they want is real love then why don't they marry an ugly guy or a loser, then they say exactly what is on this pics.

I cant bring myself to fuck another man or take it up the ass but goddamn this pictures speak a lot of truth.

This is just fucking embarrassing "bruh". You should stop trying to manipulate people with your filth.

ragie str8ies

There's not enough twinks in the world for all you losers to have one. Best yall can hope for is someone who'll s
hare the bottom 50/50 with you

Faggots like you should be hung in the public toilets beside the glory hole you love so much, you coward.

Please stop running these psyops, ok thanks.

Women have a monopoly.

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This is the truth.

It is time to call out the madness of womans reign over men.

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I am gay. Don't do it, lads.

You will not enjoy the sex. I could never enjoy a woman, and you will never enjoy a man.

You will not find a bf or husband. Gays only care about degenerate group barebacking. You will be 50 and jumping between used up loose arseholes attached to ugly guys who don't care about you and snorting your poppers while taking your HIV pills. This is why I am an incel.

You will not find true emotional connection. Gays are emotionally expressive but extremely superficial. Bitchy, camp husks; they're just women in male bodies.

Don't try to go gay, lads. It's fucking awful.

Leddit spacing.

This will work if we sell it. But it has to be a viable threat to the sexual market value of vagina. It is capable of becomming this.

Womrn will hate it. Chads will hate it too. But it will benefit all men under 8/10 in attractiveness. And force women out of having casual sex.

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your charts are alright but this gay shit is fucking stupid

So do those fags on that discord pay you to shill the gay, trap meme? Or do you do it for free? What is the motivation behind their band of shitposters. It's so obvious when a thread is made by one of you fags because you use the same sentence structure and words almost every-time.

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Anime isn't real. There's nothing functional about faggot "relationships". Probably probably just don't tell you they find your shitcocked, cumfarting assfuckery absolutely repulsive, because you'll run and cry faggot and have them ostracised.