/britfeel/

You don't know what projection is, you've resorted to that because once again I've made you look like an idiot. Your guilt makes you try to play it off like you're just baiting and being edgy but the truth is you're just an idiot. Why do you samefag so much by the way "kid?"

Need Shippy hanging himself in one of those windows. Just like his namesake.

yeah can do for a bit, might have the house to meself for a few hours

moni, can you post some pictures of yourself please? i really want to see your new feminine look.

Well, it's official, porn is forever gone from tumblr.

OH, DANNY BOY, THE PIPES, THE PIPES ARE CALLING
FROM GLEN TO GLEN, AND DOWN THE MOUNTAIN SIDE.
THE SUMMER'S GONE, AND ALL THE ROSES FALLING,
IT'S YOU, IT'S YOU MUST GO AND I MUST BIDE.

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Poley looks and eats like a fucking baboon and yet he's judging other people on their looks and behaviour. It's absolutely mad.

Wank live on radio then lad
Pic related

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You keep thinking I'm someone else lmao, I'm not the one you replied to before. Chillout it's only milk

A recent Moni can be seen on the left.

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Post the supposed (unseen therefore made up) wrestling pic

or the supposed shoe meetup pic

>(unseen therefore made up) wrestling pic
Hmm........................................

OOGA BOOGA
*jungle beats*

It's idiots pretending it's funny to harm animals is what it is. Or the occasional idiot who doesn't even know where their food comes from. You pretend not funding animal torture is a bad thing because you're too lazy to do it yourself.

Always refresh before you submit, always

had a wank so intense once I nearly passed out.

I threw my hamster against the wall for a dare lol

Stop wanking in the shower then

Currently in the comfy waiting room at Warrington central station

I'm 6'2 I think joint tallest with shut in

See you always resort to edgy bait I was just pretending to be retarded type humour.

why's that lad? will I get raped by Jow Forums police

I don't wank in the shower, Jizz is harder to get off my body

>Post the shoe meetup pic
>Post shoes
>Post feet
I see what you're trying to do ya manky bastard ye

at least I have 11 days off for christmas

Don't lie lad. East Devon here... I'm 6'2 and it has been stated I was tallest. ree

I think it broke every bone in its body lol

Fuck cows, desu. They'd eat us if they had a chance. It's the food chain, kid. Don't throw a tantrum. You sound like a faggot.

Daily reminder northerners have a thing
Shippy? Bit harsh what the literal toilet perv said about you

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I think you were shorter than shut in

moni have you ever though of taking a 23 and me test? i imagine you have a high percentage of nigger in your ancestry

I think user lad was tallest tbqh.
I'm 6ft1 and I thought we were the same size? But the other lad was taller.

>currently britfeel drama is poleaboo sexually rejecting shippy

It just gets more absurd by the hour

Getting boring now, you're too weak willed, it's fine.

bet my manager is gonna know im stoned im going to make loads of mistakes on the tills ahhhhh

Your mum's weak willed after a night of riding my dick nonstop kek

Job interview tomorrow. Receptionist position at my university. Any advice?

Remember the names of the people interviewing you and their positions, because such details are what make a receptionist important

You can't keep your dick up, you've been eating processed food your whole life. Probably skinny fat, no muscle mass and unclear skin.

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His mums weak willed after sucking milk from my udders lmao

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This is not allowed. We need another meet to settle this non argument

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Swallow don't spit

tfw want bf
tfw also dont want to work, socialise or look after my hygiene

>Poleaboo, Crona and Cola all fancy Andrew

Why?

I processed your mum the whale of a woman lol, could feed a large african family for a year
Lmao

will be there, lad

nice double dubs

Samefagging again, sad. Guess when you outed yourself as an idiot thinking cows didn't need kids to lactate there's not much else you can do.

Will be good to see you there lad
Nice quads

Stay mad kid stay mad

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think you should only use britfeel norf images in your posts with only slight differences

one of my balls is bigger than the other. the large left one loves to hang out but the smaller right one is more shy and sometimes even retracts into my body

>Nice quads
formerly double dubs

Alright lads, just got back from a long bike ride. Have we finally shut the hell up about the tripfag and the tranny?

It is frustrating what pussies do to animals, but I've saved a lot of animals and turned people vegan so I'm doing my part. Things are changing finally.

who keeps saying im attractive? you a gay or summink?

ONE OF MY BALLS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER

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Lads, im working from home. I'm getting paid 10 Queens an hour to shitpost all day

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Ok lol
*chomps down on medium rare steak*

Nice one, what do you where you have so much time to shitpost?

been posting all day not realising I'm on the work wifi. i hope the it department doesn't see all my posts about trannies

Nah, I don't think anyone will care to be honest. No one ever checks internet traffic, there's too much to keep an eye on.
t. Computer Officer for two years

Telecoms company. I did a few easy emails in the morning so my email count is above everyone else's on the team, now i'm just sat on my own PC watching tv and shitposting until a call comes through. Also getting like no calls because most people are off for Christmas and they don't want us to put some internet in their stocking

love giving me humans milk I do

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Noice one lad. Are you an /engineerlad/ or a /salesman/ lad?

fwooaarrr look at those jubblies!

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You better fucking be at the meet with those quads

Neither. Sales people give the orders to me, I d some shit, then I pass it on to engineers. I'm a middleman in a middleman company. Could do away with my job but they don't for whatever reason

Can I bring my mummy to Norf FC meetup?

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my name's poleaboo and i'm here to say
i drink coke zero every single day
i hate when fat paks try to charge me fat stacks
2.40 for a bottle sends me on the attack
fuck the corner shop i'm gone on my way
somebody says there's a tesco this way
relax and chat with the lads on the track
as i'm a paki i won't pay user lad back
10 quid easy for a triple chicken feast
i hate pakis there are a disease
coming here taking out jobs and money
taking our bennies do they think this shit is funny?
i might take stuff for free but its ok
i'm not gay i'm a woman in a man body but hey
i had good intentions when I got a free meal
You got to meet moni! I think that's a fair deal.

Hey, that's cushy af. Keep up the good work

i just wish i was a cool guy

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has anyone here been breast fed as an adult?. just wondering

CONSIDER YOURSELF, AT HOME
CONSIDER YOURSELF, PART OF THE FAMILY

Depends, can we fugg her?
You are cool user. don't let anyone tell you otherwise

Only if the lads can each have a turn with her.

>You got to meet moni! I think that's a fair deal.
Neat but just to clarify, I did pay for my food

poley did pay me back actually, which i regret because i could have traded that meal for one of xer anime magazines

I lactated once because I was curious what would happen if I applied pressure to my nipple. Any PhD lads wanna chime in and tell me why that happened?

No but my breasts do lactate. Was funny showing it to Mayuri on Saturday it was like a party trick

Read an earlier post about how I was right when I said you were non-white

Please elaborate

But user you're the coolest cat I know!

Didn't you die or something? Heard you roped yourself?

you dont know me you are just saying that...

uhhhhhhh he's a frog

Nah, you're coolest user around, and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise

Injected with all sorts of shit, at least the animals you're murdering (sorry paying for someone else to murder, because you're a pussy) can die with comfort since they're giving you heart disease

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So you're saying you didn't make that post?

see
It looks like one of your post, you even use the same pronouns

Well yeah no shit
although you aren't a tripfag so you are at least cooler than that lot
Coolest frog then
Lot of digits in this thread right now hot damn

mmm yeah give it to me baby give me that heart disease it's so worth it!!!!!!!

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If you try to fuck a dog in its face you might get your cock bitten off. Do you lads agree?

well i am white but im far from anglo. im just amazed at how you could tell.

Can't wait for my pizza tonight with EXTRA cheese (fuck cows) gonna be so fucking tasty