/r9gay/ - #542

*steals your adorable picture*

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Bad khajit, no stealing, bad! You're making me put the bell back on your necklace.

Is that an elder scroll reference?

I don't really know what a khajit is

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Ignorance is not an excuse, I am sorry but you need the bell back on until you have learned not to steal.

I wish the bell was real but im not gonna roleplay with you

Sorry friend

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I am not your friend, pal. Now go out and buy that damn bell and put on your choker! and every time you hear it chime, remind yourself not to steal from other people.

if this user is still around, I just wanted to say that he might not have been messing with you. I flirted with guys several times without really realizing what I was doing before I conciously admitted I was gay. You might have just made the whole interaction "real" for him by asking if he had a bf. Find him on social media or something and send him a message asking if he wants to hang out sometime. It's worth a shot, isn't it?

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At least make it a heart shaped bell faggot

>Implying I know where to buy that

I live out in the woods in nowhere

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Then order it online and get the heart shaped model as the other user kindly suggested.

Couldn't find a choker that has a heart shaped bell

wtf am I saying im not gonna buy it anyways im not a sissy, stop roleplaying!!!!

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Improve your google-fu skills and find the item you not only need, but deserve!
The bell might be an accessory bought on the side.

>actually looked it up
oh my gosh, how embarrassing

It is not nice to make fun of others, now go sit in the corner for 15 minutes and reflect upon your actions.

>added someone from r9k
>My age, cute voice, very nice
>Takes him long periods of time to reply

Help pls I dont think he likes me as much as I like him

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Tsunderes deserve to be bullied

No one deserves bullying, now go make it 30 minute reflection!

It would be kinda cute in a non sissy way tho

Not gonna do it because im actually manly! I'm not a sissy

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>Be a fat, small dicked, ugly NEET
>No normal men would ever like me
>The only men who do like me would only want me for sex or just want to make me fatter
I don't know what to do

what is this shitposting on my r9gay. is that what happends when there isn't sissy general for a day every faggot comes here?

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

stop being fat for a start. we will work up from there.

What prevents your manly thieving self from getting a choker with a heart shaped bell on it to remind you not to steal from others again?

lose weight. Dick will get bigger, face will probably get less ugly. It's not even that hard, just calories in vs calories out.

Hey look what I found on my german homework

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Because a 182 cm lanklet shouldnt go around wearing pink hearts on their body

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>tfw no bf to schalgen you while you blasen him

What exactly does everyone mean by 'sissy'?

I like feminine, submissive guys who crossdress and I like other guys who aren't like that at all. Is there something wrong with that?

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No, there's nothing wrong with that. Search the archive for sissy, and everything in that thread is not okay.

No one told you to do that, just a simple black choker with a heart shaped bell attached.

I just want to come here to feelspost and hang out with my fellow gays but some people just wanna roleplay weird sex shit with eachother

You can't even post anime pictures anymore without some dude thinking you're a sissyfag

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shut it sissyfag and feel my dick in your throat

Please stop lewding me

I'm not a goddamn sissy

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Most of them are sissies though

The problem with that is that as a fat guy I have a group of men who find me attractive because of that. If I lost weight and became average then no one would find me attractive. I need some sort of quality to draw someone in.

Please stop. I'll even make you degenerates a sissy thread if you're too lazy to do it on your own. Just please keep it out of this thread. Please.

what is worse? bi-scum prisson gay or sissyfag?

place your bets now

the sissies and chasers actually have their own gen threads here?

They call them generals, but it usually archives before bump limit, and there's not always one up. But yes.

then do it quick we must contain this degeneracy before it spreads here.

Biggest excuse ever lol

Almost everyone would choose a thin/fit guy over some fatass

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You don't need to appeal to a fetish you fucking weirdo. Stop making excuses and just go lose weight. Again, it's really not that hard.

can we dub them orbiter central threads?

how many people prefer not fat guys and how many prefer fat ones? answer should be pretty clear

It is always something with you fucks. It is not enough to categorize everyone here as faggots. NO! You make up sissyfags and traps and trans! EVERYONE IS A FAGGOT HERE no need to make more threads and continue the hate of fags on this board. We are all one, we are all faggots

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Tons of guys are biscum here so have fun getting people to vote against themselves.

Dang we are getting dangerously close to 50 mil
Those are some sexy ass numbers

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even faggots have standards

they need to get out of r9gay

God that was disgusting to type out

So all 3 of you have boyfriends then?

Those quints speak the truth. /r9gay/ is truly dead

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no.

your point? we don't need to have bfs to prove that excuse is retarded

you are doing gods work. let hope this works.

Fuck, the Jow Forums "straights" are going to go fucking mental if post 50000000 is from /r9gay/

be ready to spam everyone we must get this 50000000 for faggots everywhere

If we don't get it, I will be severely disappointed in all of you

We have ~122 hours
getwatcher.net/

>faggots everywhere
But I hate most faggots only the ones in this thread are good

Ill do my part. All I do is Jow Forums, so I will keep my eye out when we get closer.

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I'm not migrating unless the boy who says he doesn't want the heart choker also goes.

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Told you to stop bullying, now go sit in that corner already.

fuck off im not a sissy so stop trying to get me to ERP with you

This is the last (You) roleplaying sissyfags get from me in this thread im not buying a choker

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A way to make a quick inaccurate statistic of the users while avoiding the contact fagging or mass replies depending on their answer

www.strawpoll.me/17062485

i mean im a skinny athletic femboy

what the fuck do I put in there?

>tfw done with work
>tfw nothing to do
>tfw no bf

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It's not rp if you're completely serious about it user

any information? wheare are you from? intrests?

Congrats you filthy degenerate

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>www.strawpoll.me/17062485
come on guys... i cant be the only one who likes traps

likes? did you read the question?

... turns out I am retarded. Thanks

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no
turns out youre a horny chaser

>horny chaser
>retarded
same thing user

you can be retarded without being a horny chaser

but you can't be a horny chaser without being retarded

yes but he only said he was retarded

>Takes him long periods of time to reply
If he's from here, then he may very likely be autistic and overthinks, to a fault, on how he should respond in the best way. Maybe gets trapped in a long line of thinking where the longer it is taking for him to think of a reply, the more weird/awkward it would be to answer with something simple, even if he thinks it's what he respond with, but then he may think he should just not respond for awhile because it may seem odd that he didn't give the short answer immediately.

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>none of my discord friends talk to me if I don't start the conversation
why is life so hard

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because youre a sissy anime poster on a site with people that have anxiety and social skill issues

>tfw no socially retarded bf

>it's so hard for me to start all the conversations, wtf?
it's obviously not that hard if you are able to socialize better than all of them, user

that is 64% of the people here the rest are normscum

you think 36% of people here are normscum? that is quite large portion

I don't see what liking cartoon boys has to do with people ignoring me

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I think that around that big a part have no more trouble being around other people than norms do, going out to parties, hanging with friends, generally being around other people often, by choice. not counting having to be around them due to work or school

tfw finally talk to my crush (irl) and call him cute but he has a partner already. I didn't relalise. Maybe he's lying to me so I don't speak to him again. I've never had a bf I wouldn't know how to treat one anyway

>I wouldn't know how to treat one anyway
kindly, with love and respect?

Male booeette was the best thing to come out of bowsette desu

>>none of my discord friends talk to me if I don't start the conversation
I never know what to say and therefor get lost in my owns thoughts before then trying to find something that will help me avoid the anxiety, which only makes it worse since I then feel like I'm ignoring them.

truly the best boy

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well I'ld know how to do that, just... I'd be worried I'm not acting how he'd like. It's hard for me to put into words.