What are the chances that you will finally have sex in 2019?

0%

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very low considering I am 29yo virgin

No idea. I thought this year would be the year since I finally got a gf. She's kinda frigid though so it hasn't happened yet. I've got a better chance at it than last year but honestly I'm not holding my breath. I knew she needed time but fuck me I didn't realise I'd have to wait over a year. There's been some progress made but honestly I still don't see it happening any time soon.

Near 100% or so.

You're her practice bf. Dump her for someone who will actually have sex.

Robots can have sex tonight if they would just accept their fate and go on Grindr for some solid boipucci

Take the pink pill asians make great traps

100% since I am going on a trip for New Years with my gf. It won't be more than a few hours into 2019.

I crave dick but I dont want AIDS

I sure hope so, but I really did think this who's be the year I make it but I'm even lonelier than i was before

Really high since in January I'll be back fucking whores again.

Less than 1%. Considering I'm turning 25.

Unless I go to somewhere where prostitution is legal, 0 percent.
Even then it's gonna be a 50/50 because I'm such a little pussy when it comes to sex.

theyre actually pretty good

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Damn, user. Nice digits at least.

13 to 1 against

>Grindr for some solid boipucci
As in traps? They're in high demand. At this point I'm willing to lower standards but even they are out of my league now.

Smaller the the size of the average robots cock
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Zero.
I have one more year until I reach wizardhood.

You too? What are you expecting at 30?

Nothing just another year. It will be nice to finally be able to call myself a wizard thou.

A few years ago I made a huge mistake - I quit drinking. Immediately, 90% of women became non-fuckable! Oh boy, you don't realize how ugly and boring most girls are until you try to date sober... And sober sex with above-mentioned girls ... don't even ask... So I guess they goal is to start drinking again. Working on that :)

I am angry that I has sex.
It was years ago, but it did nothing other than make my pain definitive.
I wish I could just wait around for 3 more years and have some solace in the fact that I achieved something, inadvertently or not
All I did was love a crazy girl until she wouldn't kill herself anymore.
I hate the face that no matter what, I'll always be in between. A failed normal. Couldn't achieve either spectrum

Not a virgin, but I'm on a big cold streak. Over one year and currently don't have any gf or even hookup prospects.

So yeah, not very likely as things currently stand

never stop drinking

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We'll be the last wizards though. I think there are much fewer losers than before and those incel fucks are going to replace us.

NAUGHT ORIGINALLY

slim to none, im 4 years dry now. by the way, if you get no tinder matches after 24 hours should you give up? i just started using it last night.

Had sex before in 2018, the first time actually. Don't really see it happening again anytime soon though. So much effort needed to get there, and honestly I don't even think it's worth it at this point.

>married
>near zero chance
>fml

Greater than 0%, but a lot less than 1%. Kind of like playing the lottery.

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She was biting, but you didn't reel her in.

Very high I get out of ait and go to college

Given that I now earn less than I did 20 years ago, none whatsoever.

I don't know. According to porn, it might be just that.

100% because I'll pay for it.

For free it's maybe 25%

what can I do to redeem meself

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With her nothing. She gave up on you and found someone else who was willing to dick her down.

Very low. No gf yet, just a prospect one I am trying to court. Hopefully she can be my gf by the end of next year, though. Then It'd take a few more years for marriage to even be considered, and then a few more for it to happen. So it looks like at least for the next 5 years I'm staying a virgin

10/10.

Just snagged a cute pure Asian gf some months ago and she told me she wants me to have her. Been putting it off cause wanna make sure she's on birth control (still will be wearing condom) bc I really wanna make sure I don't have kids.

To redeem yourself just forget about her and learn from this mistake. She's lost interest. Most people have a window of time in which they are interested in somebody because they are hyper- rational autists. They act on their feelings.

However, you did blow it bc this girl was making advances which is very rare. You have to get more assertive if you want to find your next potential-gf cause she's not gonna fall out of the sky and land on a silver platter everytime like this one

I'm not giving up, I will keep trying until she says no herself, no matter how painful that will be.

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I finally had sex in 2018. Was pretty based

the chance is pretty small, i need to lower my standards

I find it incredibly hot when she leaves the bra on

100%
lost my virginity today to my gf who was also a virgin. she bled

That's not how 3DPDs work. That ship sailed and you missed it. In her eyes the 3DPD put her self out there and got rejected. They hate that. If you continue the only thing you'll give her is the satisfaction of rejecting you.

Same chance as 2018

Maybe, if I end up getting taller. Girl I know said I'd be alright if I was taller (5'5 and 18yo, total manlet) so that's probably my best chance.