30 tsp of coffee

I hope you like throwing up.

Done

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MOOOORE

Is it also darker than your skin?

YOU ARE BUT A CHILD WATCH THIS

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I swear I'm white

is that instant coffee?
thats 930 mg of caffeine
not nearly enough to put you out of your misery but youre gonna be very awake senpai

You need at least 2000 mg of caffine

Coffee contains plenty of chemicals to be abused

/sip/ is where its at

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to die you need like 4k

That means the optimal amount for OP would be 3150 mg

Still not feeling it lol

you in 15 minutes

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I feel fine rn tho lol

You need another 1000 mg at least

30 tsp of coffee would fill like at least half the cup, unless you meant tbsp which would overfill your mug

Im thinking 75% of the cup with instant, and 15% with water and 10% with cold milk

our teaspoons are smol

a teaspoon is a universal measurement

I added sugar and some salt and drank it without tasting it, took about 15 minutes, combined it was 1/2 coffee and 1/4 sugar with a pinch of salt

what if i was a company looking to cut costs and just label random spoon as teaspoons and sell it , and this user living in africa buy china rip off goods happen to have a smol teaspoon ?

then theyre just spoons for tea not teaspoons

Please periodically update us with how you are feeling

Go for it, OP.

It's the shit that you buy at Shoprite (Africa's Wallmart)

oh hey Kim

BASED

Am grinding my teeth ffs

>spoons for tea
>teaspoons

tea + spoon = teaspoon

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exactly my boy

but only technically cause teaspoons are always the same size
you can use any spoon to stir up tea but its not a teaspoon its just a teaspoon

unless its a universally sized teaspoon of course

M8 we have the same timezones tf are you doing up at these times?

but what is faster to say

>smol teaspoon

or

> a small spoon i have used many times for the measurement of my coffee but beware its not a teaspoon gentleman for its lacks the universal teaspoon size

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same as you

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what about just small spoon dumbo

>drinking monster
>when you could be drinking rockstar
probably drives a subaru as well

Stop proxy fagging Ausie cunt

OI EK IS NIE 'N FOKKEN KANGAROE NIE

Beautiful morn Jow Forums

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does a tazz count as monster car

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Nice. Take solace in knowing that will be the last thing you see.

with those gay ass rims it does

nigga why you living inside a rondawel

why does america get all the shit cars and europe and fucking africa get cool hatchbacks

>doesn't rail pharmaceutical-grade caffeine powder in pure form

you kids are adorable

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it came with the car

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why did you buy a car with such gay ass rims

Accuracy > Speed

Implies we know how to purify chemicals

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used to rock this boy back in the day

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you > me

its was cheap

ignore the this couldnt abort post in time

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damn bruh

Cool the meth intake aussie

sure thing $1 dollar store Frenchman

Somehow no side affects are hitting me, like death :(

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yet

What truck is that? I like it

datsun bakkie

>he drank decaf
>hes larping on bant
>he's using vpn to show exotic mozamnig flag

*yawn*
i feel schleepy. you call this entertainment, but
i am not entertained.

even 30 not-smoll tspns of coffee isn't going to kill you excuse my language but you are a frickin dingus

>not-smoll tspns

thanks for using my correct pronouns

I was leaning on being hypersensitive

im sorry i was so rude

shut up pussy

Digits. Also when I get really bad migraines I chug coffee to dialate my blood vessels. This is me after 1.5 pots of coffee.
I knew it. I forgot the name. I've been thinking about getting a d21 dropping it on air bags and putting an LS in it. I don't think the bakkie was sold in the US because it was a unibody and literally because Americans are too fat.

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>bakkie
its just our word for pickup truck

That stuff wasn't decaf and I feel fine, fuck is this bullshit

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you wil be shitting air soon enough

Datsun bukkake

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Lol. Just looked it up it was called the 1200. I think I need one

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its a great bakkie , but dont think they make that model anymore wil need to import it

youtu.be/aHL5uXp6Uro

ya'll niggas ain't shit. this is what a real automobile looks like.

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no thanks i dont have a smol benis

I have a thing for little trucks. This is mine. Not so little anymore.

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You pedotruckophile

penis size is not a concern here. it's about elegance and the joy of driving. now run off back to /o/.

fokin noice son , can i take it for a spin

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>elegance
posts a red slut

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we have this one on the farm

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alfa's are not sluts. you know what sluts are? lamborghinis. that's what a slut looks like.

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SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT
AROUND THE CORNER $5 DOLLAR SUCKY SUCKY SLUT SLUT

Ive got a matress in the back

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bad touch bad touch

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That beta car is for basedupeans