Tfw just realized my fly was done when I went out

>not meth
heroin

I don't do drugs

just inject them

You breath meth-injected kiwi juice

It's not as bad as wearing a shirt inside out at a fancy restaurant.

I don't do, inject or consume any drugs except alcohol

No

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That's a sign of masculinity in my country
You're a man now

you inject alcohol?

METH laced, kiwi-flavored absinthe..?

Learn what 'or' means
And get some common sense you can work out which of the three I meant for alcohol

I'm glad

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or, as you used it was to add other means of putting alcohol into your system, being 'consume'
perhaps you should learn what 'diction' means

Christ you inject alcohol. What are you high on?

>or, as you used it was to add other means of putting alcohol into your system, being 'consume'
No it wasn't you idiot. It was to add another possible method of taking ANY DRUGS, not explicitly alcohol. I then added 'except alcohol', and expected the reader to be smart enough to figure out which of the options apply to it. What you're talking about would be 'I either consume, do, or inject alcohol.'

next he will be injecting marijuana's and then it will be all ogre

Use more drugs

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He gets it.

that would be really bad if youre like me and sometimes just dont wear underwear

I might go buy some vodka later to help with sleeping. I slept in until two today.

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>I might go buy some vodka later to help with sleeping

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I need to get up at 8 tomorrow, and I went to bed at 5:00am last night. It's necessary

when you added 'except alcohol' at the end you effectively placed alcohol into the methods listed

basically saying that you inject alcohol
which is the subject now of the enquiry not the haphazardness of your understanding of English

Man. Booze don't help with sleeping desu.

>I need to get up at 8 tomorrow, and I went to bed at 5:00am last night. It's *necessary*
Says you

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Did you leave it in too long and overcook it?

don't inject too much

It's scientific fact.

This Australian is a genius. I crown him as Bmcbobber,

just realised my ID is oPe8
OPs drug of choice irl

>when you added 'except alcohol' at the end you effectively placed alcohol into the methods listed
Exactly! And you, the reader, are expected to be smart enough to figure out which method applies to it.
>basically saying that you inject alcohol
Utterly bullshit!
I placed alcohol under the umbrella of any drugs, of which several possibilities of delivery are listed. I know you think being autistically obtuse is banter, but it reflects badly on you here - you're essentially saying you don't understand basic logical reasoning.

It puts me to sleep

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Says yo-is it?

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I was smart enough but I had to ask to see if you were that stupid and this argument ensued

so I guess you are

might also think about injecting a sense of humour
for you the needle would be huge and have to go in the left buttcheek to work

>I was smart enough
Don't worry aussie, I'm sure you're gifted in other areas. Just stay away from any jobs that require logical reasoning. Or comedy. Wouldn't want you getting in an argument with a guest about whether he should pay in cash, cheque, or credit card.

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What pills are these

Prescription drugs

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says the mirthless kiwi with the logic of an autistic 12 year old
nice little story you attached to your post
do you see yourself as a author or are you trying to be look knowledgeable than you are?

He's just a circlejerker.

Lmao, and here's the autism kicking in. Nice little hissy fit you've got there. Have a great evening, fag.

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making more stuff up
that's like a smoke screen to hide that you lost
gaywi

Says the cunt circlejerking every night.

email me you shit you're not even who i'm avoiding also i tipped out the vodka

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So you pulled a 'I was only pretending to be retarded', complained about a lack of humour after doing so, and now claim you've 'won', like you're a kid playing a board game or some shit. Australian shitposting at it's finest.

???

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you okay buddy

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He's a circlejerker

can confirm he's not

I need better beer goggles on.

how dare you!
I never pretend

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okay I'm just gonna go....

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Hello?

doc got bossy with me i dont like it

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hey

Yo!

goodbye
hello

It's the truth, your circlejerking

sounds like it's good for you

post window

So what's specifically going on here? I can't be fucked skimming through the thread.

I don't know tbdesu

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What a literal fucking retard.

Why would I ever do that?

my shirt hid it

do it

>sounds like it's good for you
no do not want

DO NOT WANT

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its a wit thread
sp brings the dry wit I bring the quick wit
op brings the half wit
and this guybrings the fuck wit

heaven why are you a cunt all the time i dont get it

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why are you a dick?

I love dry wit.

What do you call a homosexual on fire?
A flaming homosexual.

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He is what he eats.

i tried to think of a clever response but couldnt i am not very smart lol

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it wasn't THAT funny

fuck you're just a shit today i'm off to the bottleshop

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drunk

EEEEEMMRUGH I REALLY WANT TO SQUEEZE A KIWI

that'll be $1

Vomit*
These kiwi threads are despicable.

get on discord faggot i wanted to talk just not to doc because he tells me what to do and i hate it

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