Ok, so you want me to hold you and stroke your head while you cry? Sounds pretty weird but hey it's your money user

>Ok, so you want me to hold you and stroke your head while you cry? Sounds pretty weird but hey it's your money user.

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is it bad that i think i would actually hire a prostitute that would let me do this

I guarantee you it's more common than you think.

I'd actually pay for that. Hollar at me bitch.

They probably let you.

This isn't unusual at all. Plenty of escorts would be kind of relieved to not put so much effort into all clients. Things get awkward when they want to talk about really personal issues you can't empathize with or you can't think of anything comforting to say.

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So true, I always tell the girls that wanna talk to try eating their feelings.

nope. just go on your knees face down on the bed, and spread your holes for me.

kidding! of course i want you to comb my hair with your fingers while i lay down on your lap :3

Who has the higher hourly rate, a therapist or a hooker?

OP please either get out of my head or use your telepathy to cure my mental illness

Found the hooker, but I'm sure that's what you want to hear

Shut the fuck up, your daughter calls you Christine.

A therapist. If you just want to talk I usually don't charge much.

its not telepathy, she makes you cum into that rubber so hard that at least 59% of your current depression and mental illness is ejaculated into that pussy.

you stopped being depressed, and just become utterly crazy. well worth their asking fee.

>cumming in the rubber
>not in her mouth, no rubber

are there escort websites?

Yeah, how do people contact professionals. I've been alone too long and I think I give in.

I found and escort that cuddled me and played with my dick casually and it was the nicest sexual experience I've ever had (really sad I know). Shame she charges so much otherwise id go all the time.

how much does she charge? id see one every two weeks at 200-300 per sesh. but the hard part is finding a quality woman.

Yeah but the feelings fades the day after, and then you are back to square 1 again. But those hours after being a hot escort and having her body around you. OH MAMA, i fee alive. Or rather normal. You get what i mean.

Yeah it's about that for 30 mins. I unfortunately don't have that much money lying around because of medical expenses. I kind of just want a gf though NGL.

I understand why my daughter feels the way she does for me , but it still hurts.

i do. and nah its not square one. ya

30 minutes! i mean i can finish by then but thats too rushed, should be an hour.

You DO NOT wanna fuck an escort that lets you come in her mouth. Especially one that lets you come in her mouth during the first visit. If she let you come in her mouth, she is letting everyone come in her mouth and that way STDs arrive.

Also most escorts won't do anything that doesn't include a condom.

ya i was about to say. but then decided not to say anything.

I mean I live in Aus so things are more expensive I guess plus she is seriously top notch and made me feel really comfortable. Its like 275 for an hour.

i could do $275/hour np. but i have been spoiled by my last provider and couldnt see anyone not as hot as her more than once. i miss that woman something fierce

Been fucking escorts for three years now and doing CIM for two. Never caught an STD. Most escorts are cleaner than regular girls over here in the UK, don't know what the situation is like over in the UK.

>over in the UK
Obviously meant to type USA

so you are a scort of a therapist? i guess i need abit of both XD tough i already hired scorts , but i always focus in licking them and try to see if i make them orgasm and them i penetrate them in the time left...and well a therapist to tell about a lot of troubles

>that autistic customer that licks you for an hour and fucks you for one minute

lmfao

Don't tell me you don't enjoy that...

lol, so you are an scort?, nice to know that perception from the other side, i can't help it i have bad genetics bad habits and maybe the only thing i can be half decent in sex is licking her pussy

did she? from what i read seem like im bad or the worst XD expected

>that austic customer that licks you for one hour, almost cums during the cbj and cums instantly when he enters your pussy

LMFAO!

I honestly don't enjoy oral from strangers all that much since most of my clients are guys I'm not attracted to. They're passionate about it, but aren't very good at it and even they are good at it I just can't bring myself to it like much.

>there are people who actually go down on their escorts
I literally don't understand this mindset.

>Don't tell me you don't enjoy that...
the post wasn't me, the one you cited is me

Never hired an escort, but cmon now, most girls want to be eaten out before getting fucked...

Anyways, do you really feel like anyone who pays a little bit more attention to you cums instantly?

understandable, but 80% of men like us aren't chad

>that autistic customer that licks your ass during oral
>tfw he licks some shit off but he doesnt seem to care or notice

L M O A

I understand, it's a job for you after all. So what did you notice works on you well?
What do you enjoy?

i like pussy a lot...addicted...help

No, it's a job for them. I don't understand this mentality of them being really hot for you when you're paying them for their time. The best ones act like they like you but if you're going to an escort you're more than likely not that attractive.

Hold my hand christine senpai!

Have you ever received oral that actually made you cum?

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Are you a fucking pajit? You're acting like such a beta thirstmeister

>pay for an hour of sex
>spend 30 minutes not trying to bust a fat nut because you want to "impress" some prostitute
Almost as sad as those guys who genuinely believe that they gave their escorts orgasms.

>that one autistic customer that is nervous
>tfw he calms down the cbj and you ride his bigger than average dick

his autism prevents him from coming lmao!

>tfw that autist makes you cum like 6 times

Not him, but some people just like the vagina holistically. Obviously it feels good to fuck but its fun to play with and taste too

i wish i had a gf who just loves me
prostitutes can't give me it well, neither can ordinary girls

>giving escorts orgasms

LMAO youre "that" customer

*holds your hand*

Yes, but it's mostly a physical reaction.

anyway is the only way to get some intimate female interaction so what? i hate being born like this...and im too coward for suicide, i just must live like this, fuck the winners of the genetic lottery

the flavor of their juices when their pussy is wet is irresistable i cannot help to drink it from their pussy

This is some really shitty larping

>tfw you ask the autistic customer to take off the condom mid fuck because he made you cum 4 times already and your pussy is getting sore
>tfw he hears you but doesnt take it off, and fucks you even harder

at least he finally came lmao

It's possible, however I guess many men just suck at foreplay, still...

yup that's me, yup also me

i know. was wondering when i would be caught, been at it for awhile now.

Is the meme about prostitutes not allowing blacks at all true? I make a decent salary and I'd kill to have this.

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You were pretty much caught immediately, it's just that no one cared.

>physical reaction
Well, obviously kek. Jizzing is a physical reaction too...but it means you did it right.

What did they do to make you cum? Asking for a friend

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tfw the autistic customer wants to give you a massage for whatever reason, and confesses its because he "wanted to admire your butt".

i'm dicklet too... so i use my tongue because my dick is average o below so why the fuck i was born for?

so what about that post made you care when you didnt before? was it just especially bad larping?

I'm black and I've only very rarely stumbled across a "no blacks" profile. Usually the alternative/goth types are the ones who just outright reject all blacks, but the others either do it because they've had bad experiences with black customers acting like niggers in the past or they're "too tight".

It's more common to see Indian guys getting blacklisted. Asked one of my regular girls why and she said they usually have terrible hygiene and try to get discounts.

What do you even like about your job, what are your favourite customers and what do they act like?

i'm colombian, but i look like a pajit...i was born to be a fucking meme man

What is it with the alternative girls?

Why do you him autist, that is clearly Chad

>made her um 6 times
>didn't come once

>the flavor of their juices when their pussy is wet
Patrician taste, user

I especially like the smell when their pussy is very wet after a few minutes of hard banging. Oooooo I like to stick my face in that swampy backdoor and pray she lets out a salty BRAP

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its just a job, my favorite customers are the guys who shower before the appointment, dont haggle or negotiate my rates at all, and just puts my dorritos on the kitchen counter.

oh yes that is so good, i gave to some black kiss too if they are clean and allow it

They're just racist. They usually only consider seeing white guys.

and why yes, i DO like red bull. get me the non sugar free ones.

>its just a job, my favorite customers are the guys who shower before the appointment, dont haggle or negotiate my rates at all, and just puts my dorritos on the kitchen counter.
reasonable and logical, but what is dorritos?

Put your thinking cap on, user..

sweet and spicy chips

im not english native so i don't know XD

In the US, since prostitution is illegal, you leave the money on a table, and she picks it up later, so you can't be arrested for giving her money for sex.

Is kissing off the table for clients? Do they have to pay extra?

oh and be groomed, please. oh and have a big hard dick, thanks. i love riding that hard autism boner that takes 4eva to cum (8 minutes)

prostitution is so beyond fucked in the US. I was there for a year and it was nothing but wall to wall bullshit

so glad I don't live there

if you have to ask, its off the table honey.

ah i see, here in colombia there is no trouble with that for now, unless some leftist politicians rise and make it illegal, here brothels are ven advertised in the day in big ad screens like any other publicity lol

some let me kiss them others don't, some offer the girlfriend experience.

just put my bag of doritos and dont talk. thx

reasonable, by the way what took you to becoem scort besides money, and how you handle relationships and your job?

money. i quit, was temporary. threw my burner phone into the bottom of a dumpster.

What is your height and weight?

Robot off

and desu, scorting is more like a community service - these autists wont ever get to experience my wonderful dip to dip their dorritos into, its a family recipe.

nty hun too much digging

Did you have clients you liked? Do you think you being an escort, helped some why yet good looking guys to become more confident?

>wonderful dip to dip their dorritos into
what is that?

not a single one im afraid. to be honest, those guys are even more reclusive now and refuse to settle. if i had to make a guess.

>nty hun
>digging
Stupid autist larping as an escort
I am bored
You have obviously never spoken to a woman. Not even a prostitute

a family recipe.

OwO;; this is true.

>OwO
Stupid stupid fuck
Cant even make up a height and weight to help me jerk off to
I just want to blow this shitty load so I can play vidya

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okay fine. im a 5'11 mulatto woman.

UwU;;