Confess

I'm a worthless fat loser that is paranoid that everyone is always looking at me and judging me, laughing at me for being so socially inept and ugly. I want to better myself but I have 0 willpower to act on it

>confidence you gain
Does not exist. Not everyone is a 6'2 with a chisled jaw and perfect insertions just waiting to be uncovered.

I've tried prostate stimulation a few times and it never works

what job user? starting a new job is often scary but once you get past walking through the door it's usually fine.

I am rather Jow Forums and by no means a sissy. But I masturbate while looking at the sissy threads thinking about being abused and dominated by a sissy's cock or even sometimes by non-sissy's when they act particular dominant. It feels really degenerate and dirty since I don't like masculine features, just dicks and consequently now feminine penises

Ive had disgusting, inhumane thoughts since i was 7, they wont go away, and i dont want them to.

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i have had sex with a prostitute once

Im totally insane and have no intention of ever telling anyone

Sometimes I pretend to be a twitch streamer when I play games and end up just crying after in my empty room. The echo's of my sobs is deafening at this point.

I am a police officer in a third world SEA shithole, working for the drug enforcement agency. I regularly use methamphetamine and have set-up unsuspecting foreigners with the help of hookers and pocketed their bail money.

I am a filthy junky that is addicted to pot & whiskey and crave lsd almost every waking moment and sobriety only intensifies these feelings. I have unironically wanted to kill myself for years now but I know it would break my mothers heart and I couldnt do that to her intentionally so I am hoping one of these days the drugs or a heart attack finally catch up from me and I am finally released from my own slice of purgatory.

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26 and ready to get married but I'm really afraid. Too many liberal bitches out there. Yes, imma virgin.

Wanna start a family, but I'm becoming more and more Mgtow everyday. That, or I'm gonna be in a bigger midlife crisis when I'm hit 30.

Still searching for a good conservative girl if they even exist..

I push away everyone who cares about me.

I'm afraid of the future.

I know that I'm worrying my family.

I can't summon the willpower to better myself.

Everyday chores seem like insurmountable obstacles.

I've strayed away from God, and I don't know if I can return

I let my dog lick peanut butter off my dick when I was ten years old because I didn't know how to masturbate yet

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i hate colored folk

I stuck the handle of a flathead screwdriver up my ass the other night and it felt good but no matter how much I wiggled it I couldn't cum from prostrate stimulation, just felt like I had to pee

I found someone who was actually abusive and they got banned from their own friend group in person.

It turns out i was right but it's still morbid, even though i know humans as a whole are evil by default

i'm a faggot. i have a crush on my only friend and it's killing me. he's had 4 different girlfriends in the time i've known him, and he's currently seeing a girl now.

I've killed one of my best friends by mistake, now his family think that I'm a psycho

I may or may not abandon someone who may or may not need me in the future
Internal conflic is a bitch

I used to be addicted to sissy hypno

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23 yo, neet but with plans for future but too lazy for it, never had girlfriend nor kissed any, looks at girly clothes and heels every day that i want to wear when i finally move out someday
fan of male chastity and censored photos

lol dont feel guilty about that everyone has done it before

even i did

i stopped why my dog bit my balls one day. hurts like a bitch when they try to nibble the peanut butter. they get your foreskin every time.

i used to be a brony like 5 years ago

like full fledged brony

Also the guilt i felt made me feel relieved, because it turns out all of it was real and not fake. I felt relieved that i actually felt empathy for what i caused

I have been prone masturbating since like 5 years old and I still don't know how to ejaculate without rubbing my dick against the bed sheet.

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My mother hates me after I crashed into a garbage box while lighting a cigarette.

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i hate this world but i have no power, and i'm a thirsty beta for women, but i hate them at the same time, i can't stand they behaviour and their preferences seem so mundane to me

I used to hump this huge teddy bear my dad got my mom for Valentines Day when my parents werent around

Spent years on craigslist offering to knock up mostly lesbians. Put a bunch of kids out that I'm not involved with and to single moms. Feel kind of bad but I was in it only for the sex.

I masturbated every day between one and five times since I was 13.
I also worked for a gang for a couple years, but I never killed anyone I just snuck drugs into the EU.

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I've kissed 3 girls. I wish that number was 0.

I once took apart a yoyo and stuck the axle into my peehole

good (origina)

I want to commit mass genocide but am afraid I lack the power or willingness to do so.

I have no sympathy for any of you losers who post on here. You always talk about your paretns, because they're the only people you interact with.

The best is when you blame them for not helping you in your presently miserable state. Their failures got you here, they are a big part of the reason you're the way you are. They sure as shit can't help you.

Only you can help you. You know what to do and yet you don't ever do it.

You get what you deserve.

why the fuck
just give me one of these three girls to kiss, my count is 0

Sometimes I wonder if getting a gf and losing my virginity will actually improve my quality of life.

I also call myself a filmmaker despite never making films and I hate myself for it.

You didn't say they had to be GOOD confessions.

I faped twice a day during nnn

I was pressured into it each time. I wanted to keep my lips pure. At least I'm still a virgin. I'm saving that for God knows who deserves it.

Fuck...the same. I wanna kill immigrants.

>If you don't post a confession your mother will die in her sleep.

I farted

I want to march on the Middle East and kill every man, woman and child. I want to march into Africa and raze every village into the ground. If only it would happen...

I hate being with people. I'm happiest when I'm in my bedroom, not even the rest of my house. I'm only with my friends for 40 or so minutes a day during lunch break, and that's almost too much social interaction for me. I don't stutter or have social anxiety with my friends. I just don't like people.

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im gay just kidding bwhahahahah

Fuck off glowing CIA negroids

Honestly, I don't have any sins to confess surprisingly other than being an asshole

I'm not a glownigger, you're a glownigger, glownigger.

21 yo, starting computer science next year, and honestly I don't trully know what to do with my life

we have a sickest fuck here

i hate coming here but i can't stop because no one else to talk to

I watch people killing themselves and others as a way to remind me how painful death can be. Ive done lots of things no one would be proud of but now im a self imposed recluse and cannot even bare the idea of going outside for anything remotely social. Can i be saved or is it the pits for me

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yeah i know, but actually it is more complex and really not so easy for me

i keep having weird necrophilia dreams.

My confession is that I want to fucking kill that faggot OP

Can i have that image?
origifagiot

i like people watching me jerk off

I ate 20 mcnuggets and a large fry

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I am lazy and unfocused.

i say the n word in public

I fap to traps pretty much every day

I have masturbated to some of the most ungodly atrocities you can imagine.

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I am straight with a long term girlfriend and really want to experiment with a guy.

i once stood in the living room of my home, pissed in my hands. and drank it.

The only reason I got out of bed is because my dog came up to me wanting breakfast. This was at 10:30AM

Idk if I'll make it to work tomorrow

In contacted my ex after 2 and a half years and I fucked up again, by being insensitive. I should probably forgot about her, but she made me comfortable to open up

I confessed for real last Saturday, but may as well go for it again, I don't know when the next time it happens may be. I'll just discuss it in general.
I have a masturbation problem. I've been able to abstain for a long time before, but lately I just can't seem to make it past where I used to. It's only a few weeks at the most before I find myself at it again. I feel pretty bad about myself, and even though this is just part of the reason why, it does make a noticeable difference. I just want to stop for good and never pick up this filthy habit again.
I don't understand how it's so pleasurable either, I was circumcised at birth, isn't it supposed to feel less? I can only imagine the kind of addiction I would be having if it was any more than it is now.

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a dude once tried to suck my dick

is this not normal among robots and /b/tards?

I feel like banging my head against a wall over and over and over maybe that will clear it up

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pics please. my imagination needs a boost
You are not straight. You are bi

Keep promising to lose weight and go back to school. Keep not doing it. I am pretty sure that I am a transsexual too.

I don't believe in right or wrong.

I used to look under girls skirts when i was in kindergarten and never got caught

I've masturbated to hentai.

I say the n-word often and I am disgusted w/myself

I'm in love with a girl and we're so close to dating but I'm talking to tinder girls on the side because I'm afraid she'll lead me on and hurt me.

I am a sinless man. I do not believe negative thoughts at the expense of others can be considered as sin since they have LITERALLY no impact on that person. Spare me any possible mind focusing negative energy bullshit. And since I only think badly of other people and these I forbidd from being considered sins, I am sinless.

>Had a dream about fucking my gfs sister
I know she's into me, and I'd love to fuck her, but I couldn't do that to my girlfriend
I have dreams about cheating on her frequently

get them blackout drunk and fuck them.
No memories, no problem. Just remember to clean up.

I used to kill puppies (just kidding. I'm only a raging pedophile, don't worry guys)

If you are close, fucking go for it. If it doesn't work out, then you'll have options on tinder.

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I go on /d/ unironically I need help

I'm trying to stop faking being a girl online

I'm nothing but a narcissistic and self-centered manbaby piece of garbage. I pretend to be superior for looking down on normalfag degeneracy, but it's all just a cope and a way to make me feel better. I really don't care much for my family or the people around me, the law, or any of the principles I claim to value and champion. I'm a hypocrite and will just adopt whatever stance/position that will benefit me the most and will make me look the best. I have so many ideals but am too much of a piece of shit and coward to act on them in real life. In short, I'm an abomination of a human being.

I let a man take my virginity because I'm so lonely

I've tried. I've asked her out and while she says she wants to be with me she isn't ready. She had an abusive ex that kinda fucked with her head some.

i ate entire 120 bag of pizza rolls today and a liter of coke, cant get a job that lets me have normal weekends.

I killed my hamster when I was 14.

I don't have to confess anything.

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