> Has a full time job and supports me financially 100%
> Doesn't mind that I play games all day
> Sex only at agreed upon hours of the day
> Doesn't want any children
> Isn't hideous or old
Is this too much to ask for in a boyfriend?
Has a full time job and supports me financially 100%
Benjamin Williams
Julian White
ok when can we meet?
Nicholas Cooper
>I want things and offer nothing
okay good luck with that you skank
Gabriel Powell
Change the third item to
>Sex anytime he wants in any way he wants
And we have a deal.
Ryan Brooks
>Give and take
Ever heard that phrase?
You can't just take without ever giving, no relationship like that will last past 2-4 months.
Also traps have no say on here, begone!
Jose Russell
>wants total financial support
>thinks you get to choose when the sex happens
Brandon Perry
the bait is strong here but imma bite just incase, you offer nothing with those standards except a warm body so he should be able to fuck when he wants if hes paying your way through life.
Joshua Brooks
>Is this too much to ask for in a boyfriend?
Yes. I'd much rather get a dog than date a parasite like you.
Blake Thomas
antinatalist degenerate
Blake Baker
I mean, my ideal relationship is with a girl who's entirely dependent on me and who I need to care for 100%. I'm not even interested in someone who's independent or stable.
But you're probably a tranny faggot so, whoosh.
Colton Wright
Yes, it is. But you will get takers anyway if you are XX female.
Ryder Bailey
this girl is too pure for your shitty bait
Evan Thomas
>In exchange for everything you will receive nothing
sound like a bum deal
Jaxon Jackson
Welcome to modern and progressive relationships!
Lucas Adams
post contact info pls I will marry you
Daniel Gray
Thanks for offer, but I'm fine with being single.
Colton Foster
Yes. Relationships aren't one-sided and you have to both be able to offer something.
Ryan Baker
This is unbelievable selfishness only a roastie could achieve.
Know that if you ever won this jackpot, you wouldn't deserve it.
Jack Williams
>has unrealistic expectations
>also offers nothing to the relationship
You'd have to either have the looks or the personality of a goddess if you want that to last
Juan Price
>> Doesn't want any children
Sorry user, you were so close.
Joshua Adams
>looks of a goddess
>sitting on her ass all day, getting fat
>personality of a goddess
>playing videogames all day
nah
Alexander Myers
Are you a boy?
If yes, please marry me.
If no, please go away.
Blake Gonzalez
No, not at all. I'll be your bf, femanon-chan.
Thomas Scott
>sex only at agreed upon hours of the day
Wtf, my gf begs me to fuck her because I'm usually too busy working, why be with somebody you don't want to fuck?
>Inb4 normie
Yeah yeah, everyone here is a normie since 2009 so you can eat my asshole nigger.
Julian Sanchez
>Is a wholesome, well-rounded person
>Doesnt want kids
Good luck finding that. You are better off just finding a guy without a dick. Besides, having a kid isnt so bad. They are at school most of the day.
Blake Rivera
>Isnt a lazy cunt
>Is my submissive slave-wife who loves to be bullied sexually
>Wants kids
>Isnt hideous or old
Is this too much to ask for in a gf?
Wyatt Sullivan
>Doesn't mind that I play games all day
This only acceptable if the game is Dota.
>tfw no carry gf to buy wards for
Luke Sanders
>Has a full time job and supports me financially 100%
> Sex only at agreed upon hours of the day
That sounds more like a sugar daddy than a boyfriend.
Julian Robinson
I actually fit all of this criteria.
Juat wanted to point that out
Colton Reed
It really doesn't seem like you want a life partner. You just give off the impression you want someone to take care of you so you get a neet life.
I'm sure you could find someone with fucked up emotional issues to use pretty easily but until you can find value in who people are instead of what they can give you, you'll never find emotional happiness or fulfillment
Ayden Hernandez
Sugar daddies have sex with their sugar babies whenever they want.
Anthony Kelly
If I was still single I would have said yes.
I do not believe that women should work and I think that playing video games is very healthy, it's 1000% better than being a roastie who hangs out in the mall with her friends
Justin Nelson
people like you are why the white race is dying out you are garbage
Jack Bell
>Has a full time job and supports me financially 100%
>doesnt want any children
what the absolute fuck you are one entitled fucking bitch burn in 1000 hells
Levi Butler
"I'll have sex with you at certain times decided by me in exchange for money"
Maybe prostitute/escort then?
Grayson Harris
I dont get it, what are you offering in return?
Bentley Taylor
add a bj per day and you can have any bf you want
Jackson Baker
end your life leech
Josiah Sanchez
Welcome to the dunning kruger phase of newfaggotry.
Nathan Jenkins
> Has a full time job and supports me financially 100%
i have a part time job and im in college is that good enough
> Doesn't mind that I play games all day
only if i play games with you
> Sex only at agreed upon hours of the day
just give me an hour notice and we good
> Doesn't want any children
can we get a cat or a hedgehog at least
> Isn't hideous or old
im not underaged but im under 25
be my gf now
Xavier Lewis
These are all reasonable requirements.
But are you willing to:
>Prepare a warm delicious meal ready for me when I'm finished work
>Keep the house clean and tidy
>Put real effort into making yourself look good, be clean, not fat, wear make up, nice clothes, smooth body etc.
>No persistent nagging. If you ask me to help with/do something and I say no, that's it, end of conversation.
Is this too much to ask for in a girlfriend?