Would you date you? why and why not?

would you date you? why and why not?

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>no ambition
>selfish
>emotionally blunt/unstable
>not interesting
>unhygienic

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>be boring, pretentious, depressive loser
>occasional binge drinker and embarrassment to family
>no one wants to be around you
>not even yourself

Probably not. I like me, but I am a neet 0 with ambition to change, so my partner needs to be the breadwinner.

Absolutely not, I need to be sequestered

No, since I'm not gay

yeah. female me would be great.
>perfectly content with not talking and just being next to or around the person you care about
>doesn't want to drag me outside to do normalfag shit
>horny all the time; loves to give and receive head
>shares all my same interests
>sleeps as much as i do (have narcolepsy)
would be SO cash

yeah i'm unironically cool as fuck, i wish i could meet someone like me
i'm the best

Not in a gay way.
But a female version of me, for sure!
There are only a few little things that I'd have an issue with but I'm sure I'd get over them if I fell in love.

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woah ur does big cool

dude narcissism lmao

I wouldn't think about dating me but i would probably end up dating me without realising, and it would go on like that until someone else tells us we are dating and it would end there

What kind of Chad are you that you accidentally end up in a relationship?

already training on the mirror so why not

I don't think i'm a chad, i'm Just too dumb or distracted to realize what's going on

And i wouldn't care much either, it would be fun and that's enough for me to be happy

>fuck yes, I'm awesome
>be bi
>willing to have 3 some np
>no jelly, all chill
>tight simi fem body
>good income
>likes to watch youtube videos about psychology all day
>420 friendly
>wild in bed, yoga skillz

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Of course. I constantly agree and sympathise with myself, would prefer if it was female version though because it'd feel a bit gay otherwise.
This. It also helps to know just how asocial you can be as well, if you can't even handle yourself or not.

>dude if you don't loathe yourself u r bad narcissist lmao
go fuck yourself you faggot

Hell yeah I would. I'm so pleasant to be around because I'm obsessed with people liking me so I've engineered myself to be as likeable as possible. Hopefully I don't see through her BS for the manipulator I am Lol