If you won the lottery how would you use your winnings to "solve all your problems"

No money in the world can ever fix my problems, I earn a decent living and I just feel empty. Probably buy real estate and invest tho, I'm not very materialistic. Only thing I'd get is a new gaming pc.

Use enough so my mother and father can retire comfortably and a home in the countryside away from normalfags, then use the rest to make some form of charity that isn't ran by kikes

I buy Saaremaa and kick everyone out and disconnect the Interwebs and farm until I die with a moo-cow and some fucking ducks because every farmer needs fucking ducks.

After I die, I will Saaremaa to some random Finnish kid to really fuck with the world.

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Subsist, no wifi 2019, entering year 3 of the 5 year plan

I'd buy some land somewhere deep In the forest and build a prepping cabin/hidden bunker

I'd buy a nice old farmhouse in the yorkshire dales and never have to work again. Literally all my worries and issues would be solved with money.
All I want is a nice home in the country and to not be a poorfag who can't hold down a job.
I Mean, people like this argue that money loses meaning and that they get bored. but im already bored. Bored and stressed about money

Buy myself an amazing gaming PC and continue to live with my parents until I can't and then retire to an apartment. The money is supposed to secure my neetism not to make a normalfag.

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>Buy a condo downtown in my city
>Get a job walking dogs
>Cultivate my aesthetic and become /fa/
>Hire a personal trainer
>Work on a degree to get a job doing something comfy and low stress, like a dietitian or a librarian
>Travel across the world

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>Read up on finance
>invest or buy properties and rent them out
>move into small, cheap apartment with only the essentials and a nice PC
>maybe go to college, but only if I'm worried my money won't last until I die if old age or become an hero
>spend free time learning how to cook healthy food, getting Jow Forums, playing vidya, etc.

Genetically breed super ants and end the world.

Mo money Mo problems. Everyone has problems.

The giant ants from new vegas scared the hell out of me the first time I saw them.

get a trippa sniffa and some popcoin m8

>buy a house on the same road as my mums
>buy a few flats and homes to rent out to my friends
>build my dream pc
>60 inch TV in my living room with surround sound

Buy a big ass plot of land. Start a commune.

"all my problems" is getting enough money to pay rent and eat. I would buy a property in North Dakota and just rot away in my hobbies and self indulgence just like I do right now.

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Why North Dakota, user?

the only thing getting money would do is remove the necessity of work which is good i guess

Fix my health issues, get plastic surgery so that I look less deformed, get fake teeth, hair transplants, a personal trainer and steroids and all that shit so that I look like a movie star, buy four properties in different parts of the world and different climates (EU, US, Japan, and some third world country for example) so that I can have a home base on each continent, and then I would just travel and finance various art and cultural projects.

I would also like to finance a good life for my crush, but she would probably take it the wrong way and would refuse it.

I spent a couple of years there with my grandfather and I enjoyed it more than any of the states I have lived in. I guess any of the less populated northern states would be fine tho

That makes sense. I'm thinking property would be cheaper if the population is lower. Is that true?

Start a company

Spend more time outside

But I'm not going to win the fucking lottery, so who cares?

"All you need is a dollar and a dream"

>get teeth implants
>get laser eye surgery
>buy a decent car
>buy a large boat
>travel the world for a few years, on a boat after I get done with the americas
>build a house wherever I like the most
>give family members $500k each, and tell them, that's it
>hang out in my house smoking weed, and doing copious amounts of hallucinogens for the foreseeable future
>Maybe start a video game company

All of my problems can be solved with money

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If it's a small amount, like 4-5 million. I'd pay off my debt, buy a house, invest in stocks, bonds, metals. probably just do some part time job to help with bills and live off of interest from investing. Fix my car.

If crazy, like when the texas lotto gets to near a billion. Same stuff but also start a charity animal shelter and give to charities that actually help. Not splurge on shit. The wealthy old money, never spend unless they have to. That is how they have wealthy for generations.

You would just give money to some chick that you think is hot? This is the most beta thing that I've read all year.

That sounds nice but im sure it would only go horribly

Fix my teeth
Buy a house
Get the necessities for a home
Maybe some entertainment
Invest the rest and help out my friends if they need it.

Yeah, it would help tremendously.

While the cheapness is good its more about the people. I have heard nothing but negative things about the states around the Great Lakes and the states around New York.

Yeah lets talk money my dudes

>Win 4 million dollars
>Government takes 3 million
Ah, the American dream.

If that happened to me I would probably never work a normal job again and dedicate myself completely to being an artist or some shit. Then whatever money I didn't end up needing at the end of my life I would donate to various causes.

I would invest enough so that I make a decent income every year and donate the rest to a carefully-chosen charity. Using money I got for no reason to upgrade my lifestyle would only re-enforce bad lessons about money and end up with runaway spending, the most common result of winning the lottery.

Buy a comfy home in my already comfy cuntry
Help anons in need
Live alone with some animals
Get the best PC possible

Pay off loans. Pay off parents debts.

Continue working my current job and don't tell anyone at work or my current partner.

>win money
>go on TV and dox myself
>wait until a psychopath shows up at my door to murder me for the cash

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>Continue working my current job

Then what's the point of being rich?

Unironically spend it on a hotel room drugs and male prostitutes then kill myself

Have only spent my own money since i started working at 16

>buy at least 500 acres
>build expandable house
>finish my flight training
>have college paid for so I only have to worry about grades
>build airfield
>make small farm
>invest
>have some fun money
>build gym
>buy an airplane
>invest into myself
>buy anime figs and 1/200 airplane models
all of that shit wont get me a gf because I can't seal the deal for shit

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Buy to let multiple properties, make money passively. Live comfortably with a samoyed and a chow chow

> pay off all my debts
>move somewhere where I don't have shitty roommates
>finance my hobbies
>get my teeth fixed
>get hookers
I don't see any downsides

>get teeth implants
Try brushing your teeth or living in a country with good healthcare
>get laser eye surgery
Just wear glasses.
>buy a decent car
A $1,000,000 sports car and a shitty $2000 one have the same basic function. To get you to one place from another. You dont need a decent car.
>buy a large boat
For what purpose? To just have it? How shallow and childish.
>travel the world for a few years, on a boat after I get done with the americas
The world will be there even when you are gone. Travelling is pointless.
>build a house wherever I like the most
A roof over you head is all you need.
>give family members $500k each, and tell them, that's it
Ridiculous. I dont even... Wow.
>hang out in my house smoking weed, and doing copious amounts of hallucinogens for the foreseeable future
Degenerate
>Maybe start a video game company
Laughable.

You have NO real problem. Fuck off.

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I'd use the money for a house and living necesseties so I could be left alone and be happy.

>teeth implants
>driving licence
>a car
>cozy cabin home
> ...

you said $4mil, i assume after taxes

>buy house ($250-300k) in florida, a >95% white area
>buy nicer car ($25k)
>buy nice pc, personal gym, etc
>get liposuction / coolsculpting so i can look Jow Forums
>get russian gf, she marries me for greencard
>impregnate and raise large family

you literally don't know how easy it is to get a russian gf if you are wealthy

I would still have over $3mil leftover, which is more than enough for us to all eat and pay electricity bills and whatnot, without ever having to work a day in my life

literally, my dream is to retire ASAP. i'm a NEET though

>buy a house
>no longer have housing insecurity
i probably would also get plastic surgery,

Go live in some high mountain, airlift fitness equipment and a small library.
Disconnect myself and spend a year only training and reading.

>buy a gf
that's it

you forgot to take your autism suppressants

Buy house and get loads of plastic surgery.

>Try brushing your teeth or living in a country with good healthcare
They're already fucked beyond repair. Also, I don't believe in making other people pay ridiculous taxes to fix my problems.
>Just wear glasses.
I do. They suck.
>A $1,000,000 sports car and a shitty $2000 one have the same basic function. To get you to one place from another. You dont need a decent car.
I didn't say that I was going to buy a $1000000 car. I said decent. My current car is a beat up piece of trash that keeps breaking.
>For what purpose? To just have it? How shallow and childish.
For traveling the world. I could fly, but I think sailing would be more of a journey.
>The world will be there even when you are gone. Travelling is pointless.
Because it would be fun and interesting? Everything is pointless. That doesn't mean that you shouldn't do things.
>A roof over you head is all you need.
Technically you don't even need that, just food and water. What's your point?
>Ridiculous. I dont even... Wow.
It would be nice to pay my family back for what they've done for me, but at the same time, you don't want them to become dependent. I think $500k is a good number to cut them off at in case they waste it.
>Degenerate
Damn right, and don't you forget it, faggot.
>Laughable.
I think it'd be cool to make something that I'm passionate about. I don't see how that's laughable.
>You have NO real problem. Fuck off.
I have lots of problems. Most of them having to do with money. Also, a few mental problems that I've had since birth. Who pissed in your cheerios? Getting this mad at strangers on the internet can't be healthy. Why not go take a nap? :)

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I would get a private pilot license, buy a nice house, hire a company to make a hangar on the land I bought and buy a bunch of planes (small ones not commercial ones or anything like that). I would then just live the rest of my days with my planes, flying until my body is no longer "suited" to be at very high altitudes. When that happens, I will fly in my favourite plane that I had at the time and have a peaceful flight before crashing into a mountain and dying a nice yet fiery death
That sounds pretty comfy to me at least and seems like something that would make me happy desu..

Start a self development cult, eventually it would devolve into Fascism/Nationalism/Natural Way.
When men, organise and feel inferior or superior they will get gang violent.

I couldn't resolve the ugliness

Seclude myself in the woods
Have enough food for the rest of my life inside
Have a cozy cabin
Animal-proof
Satellite phone for emergency services
No screens besides the satellite phone
No radios
Just books, simple naps, hot cocoa

Think of it this way, most start-ups raise more money than you win in a standard lottery.

Get the experience, spin that into something bigger, swing that money when it's least expected, come out with way more after selling to google.

you're just a failed normie get the fuck off Jow Forums

Focus on making music 24/7

I would go to south korea and get all the surgeries I could get to be more feminine except for getting my dick cut off. fuck that noise.

I'd buy Jow Forums and make it great again

>buy a personal sporthall (dojo) and tatami for Karate and pay a personal trainer
>move to a Japanese village (supposedly I'll like it, otherwise I'll move to an urban area after all)
>pay for a genius doctor to solve my current physical illness
>pay for personal teachers (something like middle age homeschooling)
>travel a lot around the world and supposedly try out many (allegedly enjoyable pleasing) things
>do a hair transplant (I'll ask a genius expert first if it is worth - what could the side-effects be)
>if nothing makes me happier and nothing eleviates the pain and suffering I'll pay someone to shoot me in the head with a shotgun few times until I die so there'll be no chance that I survive injured/move to Belgium, pay experts to make me a fake Belgian citizenship and ID and apply (pay) for euthanasia

I'd give it all away until everyone forgets about me, then solve the only problem I really have, myself.

Buy a house in a city and neighborhood I like and spend maybe 30% to 50% of my time traveling the world. But even without traveling just having my own fucking place and the money to eat decently, indulge in my hobbies while not having to work for it would greatly help my life.

Don't really care about roasties anymore. I am 35 and my libido has slowed way down.

my job currently is the source of "all my problems" so i'd use it to retire

move to some nice place with internet connection
neet it up for the rest of my life

>spending it on plastic surgery and betabux to finance some whore
>not investing in land and company shares until you can live off of the dividends for the rest of your life and pass the endlessly accruing wealth and nobility onto your progeny and ascending above wagecuck caste forever

Buy a house, buy a car, get a cat, take my time finishing uni, buy a shit load of music equipment. Invest what's left and leave some in a savings account and some in a chequeing account. Play vidya, smoke weed, go to the gym everyday, and make music.

>get a workstation laptop
>buy vr headset
>jerk off to little boys pretending to be little girls on vrchat
that's the life

I'd buy the components to build a space rocket in my garage and have my old buddy build it for me in exchange for a carton of sigarettes
then I'd use the space ship to leave this gay bitch of an earth
its called trippa snippa you newfag

Most normie degenerate post here. If your answer is living in the opposite of a rural setting, you should be shot. and men don't dress pretty, that's for girls you fucking faggot.

>hurr durr men be like Grug, women be like Grugina
fuck off with enforcing your subjective preference of expressing masculinity, as normative. What you're doing is literally the definition of being a normie. "Be like me, or be wrong." lowest IQ post in this thread

Get my mum and brother away from my abusive father and stay afloat while I study

1. quit job (no more work = 80% of all life's misery disappears over night)

2. get plastic surgery

3. buy friends and romantic companionship

4. travel all over the world partying, fucking and doing copious amounts of drugs

it would literally solve everything

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>Hey guys, average Californian iq post of 95.5 here to talk down to you.
Ok, bud.

>Live in city and be le travel around the world millennial faceberg tier post.
Ya, you're not a normie.

Fix my missing teeth, buy a house, live off interest.

buy a shitty apartment in the middle of a big city, here in England it's either Manchester or London. Birmingham is a shithole.
Live off of the interest of the money i have left to buy essentials, and travel a lot.
Not like getting on a plane and going to other countries, but just walking through the countryside and long walking trails like the coast-to-coast walk and never have to worry too much about finding accommodation/food.
I doubt the money will cure my depression so I'll probably an hero in a few years time

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