ITT: Everyone in Jow Forums lives in this apartment block in a dystopian future after 10 years someone discovers the holy tendie garden and reset the whole complex.
Everything is reset
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Gavin Brown
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Grayson Stewart
Brad here I just pulled up. Looking for some femcels to take to the club. Can you guys point me to their direction? Any of you robots are free to join me, drinks and puss are on me!
Jacob Long
>sleep in one room
>get bored
>wander and find a room you like
>restore the dilapidated appartment into something that is your own, thus winning a small tempory victory against the entropy
Leo James
You realize this is just a picture of a gay ass building on the same say and none of us actually live in it.
Life is a simulation.
Existence is pain.
Noah Evans
IT'S GYM DAY FUCKERS. DON'T YOU HIDE FROM ME. DON'T YOU MAKE ME GO DOOR TO DOOR AGAIN. LETS GET FUARKIN JOOCY BOYOS.
Alexander Garcia
Brad here I'm game user, just let me find some bitches and I can spot ya. After we can go grab some drinks and we can get you hooked up.
Jonathan Reed
Retarded faggot
Dhdjej FB
Brandon Gray
Why are there so many panties laying around the hall? Aren't all the occupants dudes?
Also there's a delivery truck with s butt shit ton of Antiandrogens or whatever it's called, I left it down in the old storage room for whoever it belongs too
Ian Nelson
My man Brad. Rain check on the drinks bro can't be mixing alcohol with creatine, bad for the liver. Help me hunt down some of the other residents so we can get our lifts in as a group. These lads need some exercise and I'm gonna help them get Jow Forums even if it kills them.
Jacob Taylor
>live right below the sector's gym
>it's deadlift day
STOP IT, STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Lincoln Wilson
Why would I want anyone here as a neighbour? At best they're an embarrassing fucking loser, at worst they're a murderer or rapist.
Nathan Jenkins
>he gave away his location
BE THERE SHORTLY user. CANT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE NOISE IF YOURE PART OF IT RIGHT?
William Miller
Which one are you? Oregenally
Noah Robinson
Hey I can hear you up there. It's understandable that you are upset, but no need for slurs my brah.
I feel yeah bro, rain check is understandable here take 2000 GBP get some bomb ass tendies for the protein and carbs after lifting.
Now I got to bounce unless anyone wants to come to the club with me. Free drinks and I will wingman for you robots if need be.
Ian Campbell
Anybody want to trade appartement s? I'm really done with the trap race realist neighbour all he talks about is measuring skulls and how big penis size correlates with low intelligence and tried sneaking into the shower with me.
I also fucking hate the Hitler speeches that he play 24/7 and in pretty sure he jerks off too.
Thomas Anderson
Hey man you can come with Brad over here. You can live in my house, but you have to deal with being my token black friend.
Gabriel Hughes
The LGBQ members are trying to get in the building what do ?
Jacob Richardson
come near my place and the only dead I'll be lifting is you
Nathaniel Richardson
Theres a bloke on floor 48 who's really into BDSM, ask him if you can borrow some of his chains to keep the doors shut
Jayden Carter
>walking by front door
> door is broken open the feminist and trannys are coming in
Does anyone have a gun
Daniel Lee
Everything below floor 20 is till of limits for normans. Without the right papers you wont be able to pass. If someone is still trapped between floor 10 - 20 let me know and we will send a milita squad out there to get you out of there. Glory to the Milita.
Andrew Scott
>automated tendie machine on floor 63342 has been disabled by hyperautists
>they stuck a hose in the receptacle and tried to siphon tendies out like gas
>instead, boiling hot oil came out and permanently scarred the lot of them
>the machine is not responsive
>it keeps saying it's
Waiting For Repairs
>I haven't seen a repair cyborg in 7 months
>the other robots on my floor have migrated
Wat do?
Blake Wilson
I hear some lads on floor 300 are starting a thot patrol faction, planning on kicking in doors and throwing any thots they find other the balcony
Jayden Bailey
Thanks bro, I'll dedicate my last set to you.
>he thinks he can stop the lift
>he thinks years of aggressive lifting to try and fight off depression and lift these feels hasn't made me bulletproof from sheer muscle mass
No can do man, you gotta get your sick gains. GOTTA GET BIG.
Justin Collins
I heard them kick down a door to a Norman's flat, and he started singing Why Can't We Be Friends?
They threw him into the pit. Rest in Pit, Matt.
Josiah Martinez
I want to sludge farm and loot we need more shit in this boring complex
Camden Rogers
>be me norman
>get sick of my fellow anons dying
>join local militia
>do my service protected nice normans
>big fuss one day
>militia leader in meeting with ss leader
>they announce we're working together on plan
>hmmok.jpg
>murmurs rise
>we're all being sent to levels 10 and below
>OHSHIT,JPG
>people run
>nazi frogs shoot them
>forced at gun point to clear level 10 and below
>we go down elevator
>autisticscreaming.mp3
>elevator doors open
>flare thrown
>multiple glowing eyes light up
>autistic neckbeard shoots everything
>we get pushed out elevator
>they leave us
ive been exposed to the sludge, a combination of corrupted tendies and bodily fluids..from something not human?
>i hear something
>fellow user
>i crawl to the sound
>dead looter
i hear skitters on the concrete.
>it gets louder
>hear distorted voice
"traps aren't gay"
HELP
Josiah Barnes
Rumours say that there is an abondend anime room on floor 4. But I dont think you will be able to get passed the milita without a pass and the mutants will rip you to shredds
Joseph Jenkins
Selling knit scarves, gloves and socks combo on floor 112, methods of payment accepted are video games and books with russian authors
Josiah Adams
Looks like meat is back on the menu. Welcome to my lair user. You will be a fine addition to my harem
Nathaniel Mitchell
Floor 222 here. Only one room here and I'm sleeping tell floor 221 to stop making so much noise it echos down here.
Ayden Jackson
These fucking threads inspired me to start writing again.
Thanks guys
Asher Bailey
What kinda stuff you writing about user?
There's a stage on floor 455 where you can do live readings, just make sure to not go on fridays, that's when the furries do their weird dance shows
Eli Taylor
I'm writing about THIS. Our story, our life in this shithole. I found a nice amount of blank papers not too soggy so I can write on them, and some pens. It was all stashed away in a room on the 86th floor. Cool stuff.
I live not too far at the moment from 455, might take up on your offer before moving up again. Constantly moving lets me see and experience more stuff to write about.
Nathaniel Martinez
>me and user from other flat make plot to secretly conquer user's newfound apartment by raiding their bed while they are fast and cuddling them into submission
>user wakes up like pic related
Juan Young
wha.. WHAT THE FUCK
Who sucked my dick while I was sleeping. Again
Elijah Gray
Shoulda lifted more man. You'd either be too strong for the muties to over power or too manly to be turned into a trap. I keep trying to save you lads through the power of lift and you constantly spit in my face. Who's laughing now bro? Who's laughing now?
Jacob Watson
Anyone know what the pull chains from the ceilings do?
I thought they were busted lightswitches but occasionally i'll find one, pull it, and hear mechanical noises behind the walls
Ryder Moore
Ignore my cloud atlas end title music and me getting ready to kill myself in the tub. I hope that there is a next life and it's better than this one. Good night anons
Noah Hughes
Party in room 1306, we have cuteboia offering up bussy
Robert Hall
Ill be doing with my qt waifu
Brandon Morgan
Sorry, those belong to my GF(male)
Jaxon Hall
>mfw HQ plans a counterattack to retake floor 10
I dont think I will survive the next day. It will be dirty close combat fighting. I can see it in my comrades faces. The look so afraid and unafraid at the same time. The trap nurses are already preparing the operation rooms. I have never seen a mutant. Is it true that they can rip us apart with one swipe?
Cameron Perry
They reveal your secret BDSM chamber with your trap waifu
Owen Parker
Sorry user that was my gf (male), she is a real cum addict
Jayden Rodriguez
Stay away faggot, my bed only has room for my and my GF (nail)
Zachary Allen
She has really pretty hair.
Luke Roberts
Writing about autistic neets that live together and rehearse bad memes?
Hopefully erotic fiction
Jackson Rodriguez
I have it. A seed for a tendie plant. I will travel high up into the complex and make a magnificent garden. A utopia, safe from bandits and mutants and NEETs. Robots will flourish with nothing to compete over, and the GBP and tendies will flow. We will have technological wonders, like genetically engineered anime girls and robot waifus. Gather supplies for a pilgrimage fellow robots, and join me as we establish a future for us in this decrepit building.
Andrew Wilson
I agree. her name is long mint
Josiah Rivera
I got your seed right here user
Caleb Powell
Can you fuck off with your sameposting?
Liam Lopez
Trannies, traps, and faggots need not apply. Come near us and you'll be shot.
also whoever censored your shitty porn is a god thank you
Jace Ross
Willing to suck dick for a copy of Cloud atlas if you wanna go out with empty balls
Jacob Campbell
>tfw life is stale on floor 101
>tfw considering joining the militia to "fight the good fight"
Oliver Reed
I'll be your Robert if you can be my Sixsmith.
Andrew Rogers
>horny
>grab red sludge from the corner of room
>feels good but hot
>too hot
>COCK IS HOT AND BURNING
pic related
Jace Robinson
>living on the floor 177
>one day, tossing shit on the protruding housing unit as usual
>suddenly remember hiding some weed in a room on floor 65
>ohshitnigga.rar
>leave on a grand adventure, stoked
>get to 65 by stairs, floor 80 and downwards elevator is fucked
>crouching in silent, no power so pitch dark
>get to the room
>slightly open the door, hear some noises
>like someone wanking with lube noises
>peer through the crack
>at least ten grown men
>butt naked, coveres head to toe in sludge
>they all hold candles so I can see fairly well
>I hear "let the ceremony begin, brothers"
>they start sucking each other off
>it develops to a full on orgy
>dicks in asses, dicks in mouths
>all covered with sludge, smell is making me gag
>this goes on for a while
>I fuck off back to my apartment, fuck the weed
>days later found out they are followers of the sludge
What the fuck is even going on down there
Christian Ward
Wouldnt join the milita to this date. There is bitter fighting in floor 10 and 11. I heared everyday 10 milita soldiers die because of mutants
Tyler Wood
Thanks for giving me the lead on some free kush bro
Xavier Bailey
Better dying in combat than in solitude
Jose Robinson
>blasts vanilla dome from my open window 24/7
It adds to the atmosphere
Colton Morgan
I strongly reccomend NOT to go below floor 80
Back when I looked for the stash it was a bit safer
Now there's reports of mutants from level fucking 91
Josiah Hill
You've convinced me for now. But I'm going to go search for it once I'm more well equipped.
Evan King
But user, the BDSM community is notoriously pro LGBT.
Owen Watson
There is nothing but the rhythm of gunshots, more or less distant, more or less violent... there are the cries of the wounded, or the agonizingly dying, shrieking as they stare at a part of their body reduced to pulp... There are tragic, unbelievable visions, which carry from one moment of nausea to another. Guts splattered across the rubble from one dying man to another... That is how my company took part of the recapture of floor 10. And at the end we couldnt take a meter of ground and tomorrow HQ wants us to go again.
- Milita assault squad 31 leader user 4135
Gavin White
tfw not working at the cafeteria that caters complimentary breakfast (lunch on fridays free to long term residence loyalty) so robots can feel healthy and strong their mornings up.
eat up, user!
Connor Long
Selling the bluray set of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Literature for a blowjob.
If you offer me your hand in marriage I'll allow you to make full use of my quite sizeable anime and manga collection.
Bentley Thomas
it's not tendies, but it'll do
Nolan Price
CAN YOU MUTANT FUCKERS STOP SHOOTING SHIT ON FLOOR 10? ITS SO LOUD I CAN HEAR IT ON 101. Also I'm thinking about moving up a few hundred should I do it?
Luis Hall
It's never a bad idea to move up a few floors.
Levi Cruz
The mutants are not shooting user... We all should move up a few hundred floors. It looks like the milita is losing the fight and you dont want to end up in the belly of a mutant, right? Please dont join the milita user
Jack Taylor
I hear it's gonna rain tomorrow, you faggots are probably all unprepared for the flooding, unlike me
Asher Mitchell
It dosen't flood on the 786th floor.
Christian Stewart
the other thread was better, this is just a bunch of shitposts
Ian Mitchell
There is someone at the door, wat do?
Ian Gutierrez
not during a light rain......
Evan Reyes
I'm now on floor 132. Why are all these normies here? Also anyone know where I can get some guns? Rifles preferred.
Zachary Ross
T minus 9 minutes until the apartment gets closed for maintenance
Remember to hide your dakis!
Ian Turner
I've been thinking of doing animation for a while, this is very serious inspo. Especially a quote from last thread "such is life in the block." I've made some ideas that make the universe more coherent if anyone wants to hear them.
Ryan White
Joshua Rogers
THROW YOUR SHIT AT THEM!!
MAKE THEM SMELL WHAT YOU'VE BECOME SO THEY NEVER RETURN!
Ayden Rivera
Enlist in the milita or the SS they have guns
Angel Gonzalez
>mfw on the top floor
>toilets have no water
>ppl poo down balconies like real curries
>tfw
Connor Hall
These guys just rolled up
>Hey Norman, wanna enlist? The militia gets free puss and you look more like a man?
I don't know what the fuck do?
Life is boring but it's peaceful on floor 321, why would should I join the militia?
Sebastian Richardson
They are desperate user. Floor 10 has fallen and if the war continues like this floor 11 will fall aswell. You will fight a fight on the loosing side
Gavin Young
You guys ever get past the bulkheads leading down from floor -100? I go down there sometimes in my stealth gear and I hear noise from the other side.
Austin Ross
Fuck mutants, i'm joining. Floor 321 will remain peaceful. I don't want anymore repeats of what happened on floor 7. The thought still gives me chills. On the upside I get cool guns now.
>pic related is my new gear
Ayden Bell
What happens in floor 0?
Eli Scott
nothing special, it's just another floor. the floors go forever in here
Alexander Sanchez
on my way and im going to have to use self defence against scum like you