You will never, ever, ever be 6 feet tall

>you will never, ever, ever be 6 feet tall

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My 5.5 inches of girth and 6.5 inches of length compensate well enough.

I already am. And it's never done any favors for me.

fuck off chad, this is our thread.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bigger penis hasn't done shit to fix any social problem I have.

Should've showed off in the locker room I suppose.

I'm exactly 6 feet and life still sucks. If I was 6'6, broad shoulders and handsome that would be bette

I am as far away from chad as you can get, while my friend who is 5'8" slays pussy weekly. Height doesn't matter as long as you have a good looking face.

I'm 6'2", have a 8x6 dick, and make six figures.

I recommend it everyone else, it's made getting laid real easy.

Yeah, I know what you mean cracker.
6.5 feet black tank muscle king here.
I'll eat little white dwarfs like you alive!

>Things that aren't true

Not to mention 8 inches causes bleeding.

I'm 7'7", have a 10x10 and make nine figures.

Get on my level plebs.

im 6'2 and it has done fucking nothing. im 27 yr old perma virgin because my body language and personality indicate that im a bitch

Where's jack the giant slayer when you need him?

I can transform into hulk 12 feet pure power, and I can throw up nuclear missles out of my ass. Tyrone always wins nigga!

On my skinning rack. I should also mention I'm not human. Bitches go crazy for that big yautja dick.
1v1 me on Blood Gulch.

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You're right. I'm 6'1.

>6" girth
>"easily"

Yeah fuckin right, virgin.

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this, can't tell if i'm just ignorant or short people have so few things wrong with them they have to blame anything that's out of their control.

Lel no, i surrender, my uzi got no ammo.
Tyrone is not nigga enough sheeeit.

Of course they are, they think their lack of a gf is only due to their height when in fact they're just shit human beans.

Hit 5'1'' in puberty and got stuck there

Hit 5'11'' in puberty and got stuck there

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As if most girls are of any decency in character either.

God you faggots are so stupid, being a 6 foot lanklet won't make you a slayer of pussy, if you're well built and not ugly then you have nothing to complain about, height really doesn't matter unless you're a literal midget, the idiotic roasties are the only ones making male height jokes, avoid them like the plague.

Even if that whole "roastie" thing has truth wouldn't a short guy with a big dick still be preferable to some tiny dicked Lanklet?

Shorter people with smaller penis at least can hide it a bit due to the smaller overall size.

You stupid manlet retards, do you know how hard it is to find good seating when you're that tall? FUCK

Dan bilzerian is 1.73 m

>girls are shit so I can be shit too

Hardly. I'd rather be myself instead of pretending to be some imaginary disney character.

>tfw you will never, ever be 5'3'' again

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Oh no you caught me, it's just another 5'4" retail wagie with a 4x4 penis. How ever will my reputation on Jow Forums recover from being called out?

Only the first couple times. They get into shape for it.

Oh no, you caught me. I'm 8'8", having a 48x12 penis, and make 12 figures annually. How ever will my reputation on Jow Forums recover.

>i rather be shit and no gf
>cries cause no gf

I find it sad that you think that anything other than disney characters means shit.

I am tho, 6'1 with 7.5 in at 16. Fuck y'all beta cucks

i wont be cuz i am 6.33 feet tall, cya mantlets

I find it sad that you think in this black/white manner.

You aren't even trying anymore man.

Prince charming is never coming.

There are more choices thann prince charming and complete asshole

6'1"
Wish I was a bit shorter and more girly

>6'2
>7.5 x 6 inch penis
but
>ugly, untrustworthy face
It's not like it matters, I don't care about sex or a gee eff anyway.