Come on, user! Let's go skinny dipping

>Come on, user! Let's go skinny dipping.
Wat do?

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obviously go skinny dipping, duh

Wtf are those fingernails

why is her pubis so long

that is a literal monstrosity
i'm fucking terrified
what the fuck, her fingernails look like a mutation and so does her face
what the hell went wrong?

Her vagina is big

Is this a brave man?

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Nah I think I'm just going to head home.

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If a girl asks you to go skinny dipping chances are that she doesn't find you repulsive
Shocking, I know, but attractive girls often fancy less attractive men, because they don't view beauty the same way as men

sorry, I don't associate with girls that don't have pubic hair

That's a dude you neckbeard faggot.

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>Wat do?

Rape the bitch

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Normally id be like nah, but id get naked and jump in for a bald pussy teen with bracess

>attractive girls often fancy less attractive men

Such a load of horseshit

You know for a minute there I thought you had a really cool prosthetic terminator leg

Is this the first time you see a woman without a veil, Ahmed?
It would be a plus, still the girl is attractive.

Politely pass up on that offer.
If she were my gf and had seen me naked countless times before, I guess I could do it, but no way I'll show some stranger, acquaintance or even a friend my tiny grower dick.
Nobody would care if rumors about her body were to spread, but any already nigh non-existent chances to get laid would be gone if word came out about my tiny flaccid dick.
It's not uncommon for women to either forget that flaccid != erect size when gossiping about it, or simply are oblivious to the concept of grower vs shower.
I doubt getting an erection before actually taking off my clothes for skinny-dipping would be appreciated, so it's a pass for me.

Reminds me of when a really hot girl that I liked showed interest in me for a while but I sperged my way out of it because my confidence was so low I didn't even consider it a possibility.

>It's not uncommon for women to either forget that flaccid != erect size when gossiping about it, or simply are oblivious to the concept of grower vs shower.
this is true. your average woman has no idea how dicks work, but thinks she does.

Jail raped loser here.

Happened to me too, why would anyone want to fuck an ugly like me?

Grower here I feel your pain flaccid my shit is literally an inch long. Erect it's more like 5 or 6, 7 if I'm really excited

relationships don't give me any exp

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