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It's beginning to look a lot like neetmas
Bennies for all the lads
But the prettiest sight to see is Holly Willoughby's
Milkies on your own front door

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Alright lads? Got up to see the rain has cleared up around Brum. Comfy bike ride here I come.

I'm cool, I'm attractive, scruffy and play guitar. But I'm only 5'8. I'd be the ultimate sex symbol to retarded white girls if I were taller lads

Thoughts on a Midlands meet?

Potential attendees include Andrew, Shippy and Tilde

Falling asleep watching trek TOS

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guess I better take doggo on a walk

legs are still tired from squats on monday desu

I'd be up for that. Would have to be after Feb though

No thanks lod, this thread needs a break from meetups.

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What do you lads even do when you meet up? Ain't it awkward as fuck?

we play soggy biccy only we all eat it

There's just too many people and not enough jobs lad, not your fault.

Do banks even do apprenticeships? Dunno what I would do pal. Probably just go to the Job Centre and act like nothing happened. If your work coach presses you too hard just cry and admit to it and tell them your struggling with anxiety.

>Attempted to attend both inductions but failed miserably each time.
How do you fail something like that miserably?

Banks don't usually do actual apprenticeships but they have similar schemes where they hire people for the junior level jobs.

5am job induction? 11am job induction?
Do you mean interviews?
The times don't sound believable to me.

Aye I think I'm going to just pretend nothings happened, just praying I get a interview never mind a job. Its demoralising not hearing back from fucking mc'donalds

Just had diarrrea and there was bloody splattered around in it.
Bright red blood and poo on the big roll.

Welcome to my bowels user, enjoy your stay.

Bright red blood is nothing to worry about.

I'll try not to mate. But the water looks so inviting!

I know I've been having it semi regularly for over ten years. Not dead yet.

>listen to song on youtube
>look at comments
>"this was the shit back in middle school!"
>song uploaded in 2013

Fucking kids shitting up the internet.

>lighter ran out of gas
>99% of shops don't sell lighter gas
>tfw

Did a big stinking shit in the toilet next to where the builders are working because they woke me up at 9am.

Take that nerds.

Jow Forums going down made me realise how dependent I am on this sight, I kept refreshing all the time.

Use car petrol, works great.

Probably shouldn't order all my Christmas gifts this late

You ever smelled a builders shit? Its 10x worse than anything your little anus could muster up.

>sight
don't worry lad Jow Forums dependence isn't your biggest problem, basic literacy is

wheey. christmas shopping done, time to chill out. shame the poster that came with my bluray got fucked up due to folding.

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The one in the morning I got up at 4am feeling like total shit from maybe 4 and a 1/2 hours sleep. Had a cup of tea and a ciggie then drove to the supermarket where the induction was being held. The job was with an inventory company. Got to the car park at exactly 5am but couldnt see a group. Looked around and there were two men sitting outside in yellow work coats but nobody else in sight. I went into the entrance but its one of them you have to go up the escalator. I looked at the back of the work mens jackets and they weren't with the inventory company. The company didnt tell me a specific meeting point so I sort of hung around for 5 minutes without going up. I was almost certainly meant to go up and would have either spotted them or could have asked a shop employee to direct me. I did neither. Instead I went back to my car for 5 minutes and nearly fell asleep. At that point I gave up, drove home then went back to bed without attempting to ring the woman from the company.

The second induction was at 11am. I was in bed for another 3 and 1/2 hours but was half awake for most of it. Just when I started entering REM sleep my alarm went off again. It was very jarring and I spent half an hour snoozing alarms still feeling like shit. Finally got up and had another cup of tea, a corned beef sammy and a ciggie. It was too late to bother showering but I had half hour for a 15-20 minute journey. Feeling sick I got in my car and went down the motorway but when I got to the next town over googlemaps directed me to make a U turn. Fucking useless. I instead tried to rely on local knowledge and find my way. Accidentally got in traffic on the outskirt of the town centre nowhere near the industrial estate. I reset my map and had 8 minutes for a 20 minute journey. Tbh I felt relief. I'd self sabotaged and knew the job wasnt going to happen. When I got near the business I was already 10 mins late and said fuck it and kept driving, back onto the motorway and home.

nah fuck this I am done with this girl
the further involved I get the more stressful it is for me and I don't have the confidence.

I don't think about things when I'm online or texting, always doing it

>chrome design is shit and unchangeable
>woke up very late
>got mud all over my best pair of jeans that I only just washed, will take all day to wash and dry
>saw a bunch of annoying normals when I went out earlier

The state of this day.

>Tilde
Never going to happen. Especially since Ebin has banned her from meeting other people.

you shouldn't need to think about writing at a year 6 level lad

Gonna cook some bacon sarnies for mummy and me for lunch. She said she really likes them last time.

It really was my fault. Im a useless and lazy neet and ive become accustomed to the lifestyle.

see here Sorry for the wall of text but it was an absolute farce.

No, inductions. I'd been to interviews for both but they asked me back for inductions before offering me the job. I have no idea why they set them at those times. For the 5am they wanted me to do 3 hours of unpaid training. For the 11am it was a job at a factory clean room and they wanted me to go in and get fitted with PPE and observe the other employees. Both were group inductions so I suppose thats why they set them at those times.

Try out a new browser mate, maybe give something that isn't Chrome/Firefox a go.

is ebin abusing tilde? im worried about her desu

Any of you lads watch primeval?

Have you ever heard of a self-fulfilling prophecy lad?

I doubt it I have IBS.

I thought Mayuri shagged her

Yeah, like 10 years ago when it was on TV.

i doubt it, if ebin caught wind of anything like that he would be down to shrewsbury in a flash

There's been a giant surge of egirls trying to put on anime voices on the internet and it boils my fucking blood

I'm sure you lads won't understand what I'm on about, but it makes me so angry.

He certainly abuses her emotionally, possibly physically also. I've heard he forced himself on her and when she wouldn't give him a blowjob because he hadn't cleaned his dick he hut her and didn't speak to her for a few days.
The problem with Tilde is that Ebin isbyer only friend, she's entirely reliant on him for a social outlet and doesn't realise how much better off she'd be with new friends.
He has her completely under his control, feel sorry for the lass.

ebin is a spineless mong
mayuri is gay.

Yeah I've seen it on tiktok
Only cute when authentic Japanese girls do it

anime voice is not cute on anyone
is jarring and stupid.

I've heard of it but I can't say I understand what it means.

>she
>her

come off it lads

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I mean at least a lot of Japs naturally have that tone of voice, when it's disgusting american chicks trying it it comes off as very attention whore-ish

>trip bollocks starts up again and they arent even in the fucking thread
hiro take the site back down fucking hell

>the 8 x 10 poster that came with my bluray got ruined do the folding
AAAAAAH I HATE WHEN THEY DO THAT. was a nice poster design too, can't find it anywhere else

Mayuri shagged Cola.
Then, surprise surprise, cola shagged another user from Edgbaston last night.
Imagine being that prison gay that you shag a lad only to get cucked the next day.

>implying it's not them posting about themselves with their trips off

fuck sake where are they

Happened to me too with my copy of Hackers. Still enjoyed watching it.

I meant it in past tense smart arse

It's not a zippo. It needs butane gas.

Watching the documentary first as I've watched it dozens of times in the past. I'd share it but it's not on youtube and no blu ray discdrive to rip

I cant wait to give this girl a really disappointing shag and she'll leave me.

Yeah definitely try an outdated Firefox fork or something based on Chromium

Firefox is faster, give it a shot

I'm going to Release the Spyce.

Get some practice in with an escort. Seriously. Don't fuck it up like I did.
Bad sex is the biggest reason a woman goes off you.

Not a fan of this new Militia map in Hostage group. Deathmatch on Hostage group was great with only Assault being a bit shit. Militia is so tiny and I can't see those paddy terrorist basterds in the snow.

I don't have the guts to see an escort, I doubt i'll even be able to shag this girl even though she wants it
she'll be gone soon.

You expect to fail because in your own words you're a "worthless neet". Carrying this attitude into your job hunting causes you to self-sabotage and so believing the thing makes it true

Don't just give up. She could be it.
That's worth 100 quid and a bit of embarrassment.

The new Danger Zone mode is good though. A bit slow to find matches though it's taking at least 30 seconds sometimes above a minute. There's no need for the warm-up either it's just an extra 1 minute 30 seconds of waiting. The average time between matches is about 3 or 4 minutes including matchmaking, warm-up, deployment selection etc.

nah fuck it
I like her a lot but if she wants better sex I cant stop her from leaving.

What have you lads got planned for New Year's?

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You don't need to do this lad , just eat her arse. I promise

Remember when varg stabbed euronymous in the skull? cracking banter that was

Nothing at the minute. I'll be sat at home doing nothing apart from probably watching it on tv with junk food and waving away the 2018 dateline as it goes from 23:59 to 00:00 and East to West through my room

Pretty sure he only stabbed him in the chest?
The ultra edgy teen who never grew out of it.

Going to a mates house with 5 other lads on the 30th, we'll spend the first night playing boardgames and watching shit films, then on NYE we'll cook a load of party food and get shitfaced, then smoke cigars after midnight

WE'RE WALKING IN THE AIR
WE'RE SOMETHING IN THE SOMETHING SKY

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Going to Bristol gonna do some ket, smoke some cro, drink and party

This smug fuck sings 1 song over 30 years ago and has been coasting on it ever since

unless my friends remember me and invite me to whatever they do, I'll be drinking at home on my own.

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fuck sake where the fuck is the fucking posty reeeee

fucking the neighbours wife.

Shagging your mum lad.

cant wait to give him a piece of my mind what the fuck does he think he is playing at

he also didn't actually even sing the version in the film, he sung a cover of it about 5 years later