Try to date a conventionally unattractive guy

>Try to date a conventionally unattractive guy
>He friend zones me
>Go outside because my friend forces me to
>Some generic chad shows interest in me
Why the fuck? I just want a robot bf. Every time I meet robots in real life they want nothing to do with me.

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sage
gtfo my board retard

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I hate when that happens
I just want some fat neckbeard robot but only 10/10 Chads are showing interest in me

If it's true :
It's a matter of low self esteem, don't be too hard on that guy. If you really like him, you do the job.

If it's fake :
Fuck off, I bet you have a dick and you're not even female lookig.

i hate to break it to you but real robots dont actually go outside

I really, really, really want to believe this is true. So much. If only so I can approach you even the tiniest bit but goddamn if I don't want to fall for bait again

>falling for a bait
get the fuck out

I'm aware. I've met a couple online and through my childhood friend but when we meet they lose interest in me.

Probably because you have big tits and robots only want chestlets.

I find it hard to believe that they're rejecting me just because I have decently sized breasts. They probably just realized that autistics women aren't fun. They want somebody "quirky"

>thirsty betas that meet up when a femoid shows interest in them are robots

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Why do you want a robot bf anyway? Better to let chad play with your titties.

Of course autists aren't fun; I goddamn well know I'm not. Don't you ever have those phases where you just can't deal with people and get really, really withdrawn? It's likely that more than them having an issue with you, and being poorly able to communicate that

Because I have low self esteem and wouldn't feel comfortable being with some conventionally attractive dude who I have nothing in common with. Plus those aesthetics aren't really my thing.

Then pick a chad who you have much in common with.

Well how big are they

>"Lol just find a Chad who likes anime and vidya (other than COD and generic sports game #65)"
Even if I can find one I still wouldn't feel comfortable around them. Even 5/10s are intimidating to me.

36DD. Not huge but not tiny. I think it's a good size.

Sounds big enough to titfuck. Me like.

There are chads who like vidya and animu.

I'll be your robot bf blox

>autistic women
How autistic are you? What are your interests? I've chatted with "autistic" girls online randomly and they give short responses but I think if our interests are similar, that won't happen.

I'll be your bf if you're not a fat.

>autistic girls instinctively distrust you because you're average-looking and try to take good care of your body
>genuinely incapable of connecting with other types of people
i rate this feel as highly unpleasant

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No you won't. You don't live near me and are probably a NEET like me too.

I really wish that this was real and that girls like this exist but they don't.
Don't take the bait guys

My responses will probably be short. I suck at conversing. I couldn't even talk properly at an anime convention. I'm worse than most weebs.

Different user, not a NEET. I am fine with you being a NEET at my place all day long as long as I get to play with your tits when I'm home.

Hey you, fembot, where are you located?

Eastern coast of Canada.

I'm bad at conversing too but if at least we feel like talking, it's not as bad as two random autists attempting to converse on the street. For example, you can introduce me to the anime that you watch.

Okay. Be my gf. Midwest US.

I can't really bear watching this anymore and not at least give it a show

Nantafiria#4433

Message me please it's been much too long and I want to at least try to see if we connect

Because you're a pump and dump. Robot knows it, Chad knows it.

How can you pump and dump if you don't pump?

Here fembot, you can email me - [email protected]

Leme know.

>this guy again
Even by Jow Forums standards holy fuck this is desperate.

I'll email you in a while. I don't have a throwaway at the moment.

Fuck you bitch I have a job and live by myself in my own aparment, fucking thot

Sounds originally good.

Calm down. I don't even know you and I was just speaking from experience.

What kind of guy do you like if you don't like Chad, physically and mentally?

You want a robot bf but don't want him ti be a NEET? Fiucking sluts brah

Shorter guys (5'4"-5'7.) Guys who aren't super buff and have a soft tummy, long hair, you know.

I wouldn't care if anyone was a NEET if it weren't for the fact that it prevents me from being able to meet them.

Wow does the guy know you want to date him or what?

Yep. My onetis who matches this description to a T keeps friend zoning me. I've told him outright that I want to date him and that he's the most important person in my life but nah all I get is "we should just be friends."

Send him a picture of your tits.

>Shorter
Check
>Not super buff
Check
>Soft tummy
Check
>Long hair
... damn.

A "pump and dump" is a state of being, synonyms are "slampig", "cumbucket", "cumdumpster", "thot", "waste of space", "proof that Hitler was right" and "daddy's little failure".

I guess he's just asexual or doesn't like you enough? Sucks but just gotta keep searching. I'm almost a skelly (and a fit skelly at that) and have short hair because my hair is thick so I can't keep my hair long because otherwise it'd look like a bird's nest every morning.