Me and my wife find it impossible with 2 under 10s in the house. They run rampant all fucking day when they are not at school If we go in the bedroom they bang on the door and try to break it down to get inside. Hell, i can't even get a handjob or blowjob in the privacy of the kitchen or bathroom because they attempt to tear down those doors also and it puts me off cumming with 2 kids breaking the door down while i do it.
Beyond that, it's only when they go to their grandparents that we get the free time and space to fuck peacefully. Sometimes when they are at school and my wife isn't sleeping we can get it on. Wife is too tired by the time kids are in bed (they don't go to sleep until around 10pm)
This is so hard for me to stay faithful to my wife when i am not receiving the amount of required sex because of the interruptions of the darn kids. I need sex twice a day and at the moment we are able to get it in around twice a week because the kids are just tearing the house apart and its impossible to get even 10 mins.
>have a 3 year old and 5 month old >haven't had sex regularly since we conceived the 5 month old
Jeremiah Baker
>they don't go to sleep until around 10pm You're a fucking retard. What were you thinking letting them stay up that late?
Jason Morales
>send them to grandparents >profit
Grayson Thompson
They just won't go to fucking sleep and wife is no good she just says "fuck it i'm too tired just give em their tablet and leave em to it" and then it takes like from 8pm -10pm to get them down.
Eli Carter
I have 5 kids No issues Go be a parent and teach your children manners
Luis Martin
then go jerk off in the toilet you fag
Charles Diaz
Enjoy your failed family, average retard children, and impending divorce. Take some fucking control of your kids and lose the digital media, faggot.
John Bailey
Is it true that the quality of the pussy is way worse after the first childbirth? Totally stretched or something?
I actually do do that while kids are at school and wife is sleeping. It's not enough. I need sex and have already started flirting with a couple of the moms from the school and wife's friends.
Owen Allen
And how the fuck do you expect me to do that mr expert who doesn't even have any fucking kids??
Jackson Collins
>need sex you don't need jack shit, nor do you deserve any of it or that's what I'd say if you weren't making it clear you're just another larper
Jack Mitchell
So you're saying people don't need sex?Never heard of that before unless ur like religiously celibate or something
Bentley Parker
Devices like tablets/phones/PCs give small children brain disorders that make them stay up all night and lower their IQ.
Stop that shit. Also if you want them to calm down, then do some physical activity with them during the day.
Daniel Fisher
No, people don't need sex. Learn some fucking self control.
Kayden Perry
>never heard of that yeah no shit, you sound retarded and uneducated no way you're real, fuck off back to tumblr
Kayden Scott
>and lower their IQ source me senpai
Kevin Clark
You chose to spawn them, and also to be a weak parent who doesnt set boundaries. Your daughters will grow up to be whores and your sons will grow up to be thugs. You are a weak piece of shit and I hope you cheat on your wife and she leaves you.
Brandon Morales
Your wife is beautiful, and you are so lucky to have a woman like her. Why would you even come up with the idea of cheating and losing her?
Jason Nelson
Raise them to respect your personal space and not have to barge into wherever you are all the time.
The issue is your poor parenting. They expect your attention 100% of the time.
Andrew King
>Never heard of that before user, pls.
Carson Ward
No, get fucked. If you dont see how electronic devices are bad for small children you are a seriously low IQ brainlet.
Jose Cooper
>I just know it! in my guts! and just like that your post became as relevant as a creationist's thank you for your input
Sebastian Cooper
No, you don't need sex, you're just a selfish scumbag who's willing to discard your family without trying to actually fix things just because you can't get your dick wet twice a day. If you would act like a man and actually tried to instill some discipline in them then maybe you could get what you want, you homewrecking piece of human waste.
If they're not toddlers you can just ask them to let you have sex. My folks were pretty open about that. Don't keep interrupting us all night for nothing, we need to have sex and that's private. Don't be banging on your big brother's door while he's alone in there with his girlfriend. Hey, watch your sister, we haven't had a night alone in a while. Stuff like that. It's not really that big a deal if a 7 or 8-year-old knows their parents fuck sometimes, and they sorta do know it's a dick move to cockblock you all the time. >yeah but they'll hear it So? I dunno. Is that weird? Sex sounds never really weirded me out.
Jordan Garcia
Why don't you have better behaved children? Not that my parents ever had sex after the youngest was born, they definitely didn't, but it's not for lack of free time. I knew if I tried to bother my parents when they were in a bad mood I'd have been beaten half to death, so I didn't bother them.
It's your fault and this is what you get for raising them to be unruly shits.
How do we expect you to take control of your kids? Set boundaries and firmly punish bad behavior. Take the tablet or the phone and tell them to fuck off. You're too soft and the kids think they can boss you around and manipulate you into doing what they want, and apparently they're right. You have no spine. You are literally being bullied by your own kids.
Anthony Hernandez
The unnatural hair color, chin, and turtleneck make me question whether or not that's a trap.
Well my wife won't do it and i don't know how to. She is just happy to get stoned and fall asleep shortly after the kids every fcking night. I like the attention i get from the other moms and wife's friends and they seem like they would satisfy me better sexually but still i won't leave my wife i'll just have "side chicks", What's the problem with that? Black men do it all the time.
Liam Brown
My mom said she will call child services on us if we ever beat them cuz that's child abuse. You can't do that now they call it abuse
Lincoln Peterson
Weak excuses from a weak-willed faggot. It's not illegal to spank your kids, it's not illegal to make them mad or inconvenience them or to forbid them from technology as punishment. Grow a spine and dictate your own life instead of letting children and an old hag tell you how to act. You deserve to go without sex if you can't act like a real man.
Samuel Harris
It is illegal in Britain. I'm in the UK and they remove your kids from you here for spanking. Wife goes nuts if i remove tablets from them because they scream and have massive tantrums and she cant deal with so will give them anything to shut them up and then explodes at me for taking the only thing that shuts them up away
Tyler Carter
Failed project. Divorce. Jump ship.
Jason Mitchell
Start with not letting them use an iPad; I alresdy told you this. Get them reading and talking at the dinner table. I don't have kids because I'm still in medical school, fuckwit.
Ryan Morris
Then hit your wife and tell her the kids will fail. Call her a lazy cow. My mum and dad do that to each other and they've been together 22 years. Also, spanking is not illegal in the UK. Beating is, but physical punishment isn't. Don't give into namby-pamby leftists. Their children will be weak tranny failures.
