It's April the 23rd, 2005. Where are you in life?

In 5th grade, being the class clown for attention. Everybody kinda likes me but no one is really my friend.

5 years old. Probably running around outside or watching TV or something.

Go away CIaire.

Changing primary schools for calling another kid a paki and the headmaster a nigger. Defining moment of my life desu
I went from being a ringleader of the class to an outsider with no friends. Been playing catchup ever since.
Whats funny is my parents are really anti-racist. I guess its true kids are racist unless you teach them not to be.

8 years old, in capital city years before i moved out, have neighbours that i play with regularly without being an autist, have beautiful girl that likes me, have best friend that i play with outside almost every day, going on adventures with him and doing stupid shit. do relatively well in school and despite being shy person, kids allow me to be friends with them.

where did it all go wrong, friends...

Not him but who is claire?

It doesn't really matter, in a novel and groundbreaking way.

Probably sneakily smoke cigarettes or weed as I would be 15. Actually I think that was the month I found a baggie of coke on the streets, so that's also a possibility

15 years old, end of freshman year. In about 2-3 months time I will discover Jow Forums.

>all these young people
Terrifying.

Probably anticipating my 5th birthday. I got a Spider-Man cake, MTV's Spider-Man: NAS on DVD and toy web shooters/mask combo. It was pretty rad.

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At that that time I was still 4 years old. I turned 5 on april 24th.
Yes, there are people on here legally that are born after 2000. Get over it fucking boomers

20 years old, trying hard not to be a NEET.

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I am 9 years old, attending a Catholic middle school. Life is good. My crush likes me back. Just last week I gave her a package of M&M's for our one week anniversary. I am working on my first novel, about two dogs who run a website that sells T shirts.

Throwing flowers to a river in honor of some commie fucker who crashed at sea and died, Cuba was one hell of a ride.

Ernest Hemingway's ghost? Is that you?

12 years old, turning 13 next month. Being bullied in school and closing myself off from the world because of it.

Yeah! How dare they not choose to be born in the year you were born in?! The absolute fucking nerve!

I am 9 years old in 3rd grade. Since its spring I'm probably playing basketball. I have a few friends who lived near by, they are my childhood friends and I'd be friends with them until 6th grade. I am one of the heaviest people in my class and hate it. My parents fight violently every few weeks. Otherwise I am a pretty happy kid, I have an Xbox and a Gamecube and generally enjoy living.

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about to graduate high school and go off to college. i was still full of hope back then, but knew so very little about myself and the world around me...

if you were older than 13 in 2005 you a fossil

fossil here

Just beginning my long slide into being a failure.

I was fifteen.
I would have been on probation...
So I would have been sitting at home bored out of my skull.

if i stay any longer on this site, i'll be the same age as the fathers of the majority of posters here

>10 years old
>4th grade
I don't remember 4th grade much, hm. I know that I was playing vidya and was obsessed with those cool Marvel action figures that'd give you apart of Galactus or a Sentinel. I liked Ed, Edd and Eddy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, my shaggy dog Panda, riding my bike, GoGurt, playing with my brother and dad, and my Gamecube.

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I GO BACK

I was having a nervous breakdown on my first days of kindergarten.

Middle school. 12 years old. 7th grade. 2005 was the best year of my life before the puberty virus.

>an honors student in highschool

Now Im basically a neet. I'm very marginally employed. The economy is still shit. My career never got started due to the 2008 recession and I'm still suffering the consequences.

>7
fuck, I thought I was young for Jow Forums standards

14 years old, freshman in HS.

>tfw ywn come home to play wow and watch g4 like you could back in those days. Even though I had no friends it was at least bearable then.

I was 8 years old about to turn 9, playing a lot of GameCube and spending a lot of time in my room

Seventh grade, playing NFSU on my three week old first PC.

i became a neet after dropping out of college the first time because of it. spent four hellish years watching former peers race ahead in their careers while i rotted at home. still playing endless catchup today

Damn most of the people itt are so young wtf. I was just starting highschool in 2005.

I am 5 years old probably playing on my GameCube or watching my older brother play

i was 16 and miserable. i'd probably also just discovered this site

I would be ten, playing Ratchet and Clank on my PS2.

Probably out in the garden harvesting some beans or tomato's.

I remember that piraka commercial. It was fucking shit but me at 7 years old got so hyped by it.

First time ive ever seen that game was a bunch of people playing it in a shopping mall at the top floor in a huge dark internet cafe. They were on poolday. I remember.

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>April 2005
>where am I?

In my room combing my hair with a tennis racquet

>
why do I understand this so much

playing runescape or xbox after getting home from school probably

i feel like people aren't racist when they're really young but like as they get older they get more racist and edgy until there's a tipping point and they calm back down.

In middle school, playing Pokemon.

I think it comes down to what you mean by racist. However, the paki (who was actually a sikh and isnt all that bad a person, as pakis go) was shunned by essentially all the kids.
To elaborate on the story, me and a group of boys in year 2 (about 7), as I say I was a ringleader, were throwing pebbles at the boy chanting as he cowered in a short of hole inbetween two large bins by a wall. He wasnt hurt and I was called to the headmaster's office, who was a funny hue with an english accent to this day Im not sure if hes a quadroon, arab or some sort of indian, probably an arab, and I told "fuck off, nigger, you cant tell someone english what to do".
Honestly, I ought to go and thank him for never telling my parents what I actually said since they never knew but I was unofficially expelled - I had to have lessons and breaks alone.
Decide whether I was racist or not. I can say I took it further than most kids. The peculiarity of my case is that my parents are peak boomers and I only learned the word nigger when I attended my dad's friends funeral, who was a black man, and some old nog, who was his brother, kept reffering to his other brother as a nigger because he wouldnt come.
So really I had quite a cosmopolitain upbringing.

I do think it calms down when youre a little older. As a young child you dislike the alien for no reason other than its unfamiliarity. A little older and you can overcome that and make exceptions. Familiarity breeds contempt though. Eventually, the little things become abrasive and grate on you as you pine for your own: for home. I can say, my opinions have formed a sort of cosh curve with time. Living in the 'diverse' part of Bristol has placed me firmly in the camp of send them all back to africa.
That said, I dont hate them for what they are - how could I? Frankly, I hate the uni-niggers who act all civilised and then smoke dope on the down low and simply cover up their coon-ness the most.

2nd grade, talking about the new Star Wars or playing LEGO's with my best friend abraham. fast forward 13 years and he's a suicidal NEET. He was always a lazy fuck but goddamn his room was filthy.

if hes jewish tell him to do it

>tfw I turned 13 in 2005

Eating Pizza Pockets and playing Playing Star Wars Battlefront on my xbox

hes a nig

Who knows really I was probably playing MX vs. ATV on the ps2 or playing rainbow six on the PS1. Wish I could go back good times no worries just being a kid playing vidya.

my mother kicked it off by giving birth to me

Tail end of 8th grade, 14 at the time, would turn 15 that october. 6 days before the MCR and Greenday concert and was super hyped. Not a care in the world. Still playing Kotor 2 at the time I assume. had started entering the world and style of "scene" culture, no regrets. Had a couple crushes by this time but my dad was a hardcore roman catholic, basically told me to stay away from girls, kinda what fucked up my ability to form romantic relationships i think. i was a real life bobby boucher. probably still talking to classmates about our french class trip to canada, and getting excited for the 8th grade class trip, a whole weekend at camp mitena.

i miss just hanging with friends all the time, blowing off homework but acing every test. i miss playing football. i miss feeling like i was genuinely liked by my peers back then. life was so much easier to live.

i would give anything to go back, even if i couldnt change anything, i would absolutely surrender the rest of my life just to live those experiences again. to be willfully ignorant of what lies ahead, for the future holds nothing but sorrow. i try every night to visit my past self in my dreams. sometimes it works, most times not. it never lasts long enough.

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

i dont like living anymore.
i am broken.

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7 years old playing Ratchet and Clank on the ps2. I didn't start browsing the internet until 2008 due to being a brainlet.

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13 yr old boi. skipping school and playing wow. i had already given up on life desu

I'm 14 and in High school.
Still playing my Gamecube, watching wrestling and waiting for the Nintendo Revolution (Wii) to be released.

Corresponding with a girl I met on Livejournal. Eventually we meet in person and it doesn't work out. 2005 was a pretty shitty year, actually.

I'm 11, in 7th grade, kissing and groping girls. It was the best time of my life. I had friends and we played Truth and Dare behind the dance class mirrors all the time. We also passed the m&m to each other with our mouths. I remember giving the Bosnian ambassador's daughter 15 yuan to grope her heaving beasts.

No action afterward until I was 21. That was the last time I was truly happy. Thanks for reminding me.

I'm about to graduate from high school. Fuck. A lot of wasted potential here.

Probably playing prince of Persia on dos at my dad's old pc

beat that game at least 10 times, so did rayman arena/M and rayman 3. very, very sad on what ubisoft did to it, also sad they replaced prince of persia with assassins creed and we will probably never see watch dogs 3

whats the face story?

this. also same age. king of escapism. developed into my aspiring job.

>tfw turned 12 in 2005

phew

I'm 9. Playing ratchet and clank on ps2 and gen 3 pokemon on gameboy. Watching comfy cartoon network and nickelodeon. Had some neighborhood friends I'd hang out with when I was at my dad's house. Didn't hang out with friends outside school which I regret. Over all I just had no fucking clue how hellish my life was gonna become.

8 years old about to turn 9, anyone else? I was like a fucking monk back then I swear to god. Able to daydream the whole day away in complete bliss. Fuck my life now

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>No action afterward until I was 21
you realize you're speaking to 21+ year old virgins?

3rd grade
first year at my elementary school finally out of a spanish/bilingual class because the year I enrolled there was no pure english kindergarten and took them until second semester 2nd grade for me to be transferred.
probably playing pokemon on my psp and in the next year I will own my first real console, the gamecube.

also if this thread is implying we get sent back in time then right around 7th grade I'll inquire to my parents to let me take hrt.

I was in 5th grade. I remember having an obsessive fake crush on a girl to convince myself that I'm not gay. Other than that, I was playing Gamecube games a lot

truly doomed from the get go

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A Junior in high school flirting with girls from my school on Myspace, while downloading Naruto subs and browsing this website and SA forums.

I've been here since I was 15. I honestly think teenage and YA men are the only demographic to use this place

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pokemon on my sp*

13 year old me was addicted to Runescape.

Definitly the opposite for me. Never cared about race or religion before the last 4 years. Now its gotten to my head and all, but i dont go out of my way to be an asshole to nonwhites

griefing in cs with my dead nigger z0mby
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Posting pic related in /tv/

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Based. Rayman shaped my youth in a way I will never forget.

I will absolutely never forgive Ubisoft for the butchering of such a fantastic series, I'd forgive them if they brought it back though

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getting denied acceptance into uni. again.

Yeah but the face, tell us about the face

post yfw the jailbait bothers you because it reminds you of your granddaughter

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>I am working on my first novel, about two dogs who run a website that sells T shirts.
Please tell me this was published or completed at least.
I need to read it.

>my first days of kindergarten
>2005

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fighting during recess

>Frankly, I hate the uni-niggers who act all civilised and then smoke dope on the down low and simply cover up their coon-ness the most.
Why

I was still in east africa going to school and happy about life i had no idea would turn to shit when i moved to the richest country in the world .

Plz stay old fag. Ur needed more than u know

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I was 7 years old at the time, in the 1st Grade, Southeast US. I was probably playing something on my PS2.

a year out of high school going to community college still using a cd walkman to listen to my mp3 mixes like a huge loser.

probably playing Hl or fucking with my best friend at the dumpster.