Fembots, post your height and your ideal partner's height

So you want to fuck slenderman

He typed, from his high chair.

My only ideal is not be that fat. A simple fix.

iit
>larpers as girls to trigger incels
>repetitious posts of 5'6 and 6'2
I thought Jow Forums required original posts?

>4'9
>6'0
I have no shame in this choice. It's my ideal, not like I'm saying I will only date this height.

>4'9
cute as fuk desu
height differences are goat.
>ywn manhandle a 4'9 womanlet and throw her around the room
i-im 6'0

Do you have daddy issues by any chance?

>5'11
>6'1-6'3
>ideal penis 5-6"

157 cm
180-195 cm

>5'2
>6'0 and over

Can't help it, the heart wants what the heart wants.

if you want tall niggas the UK has a metric fuckton of them in dapper suits. Migrate there before Brexit happens for your ideal man, femfags.

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Oh nooo i'm 196..

>7'
>5'2 maximum
How was that not original

Yeah, totally believable

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why would brogsit matter for seppos?
>implying eggset will ever happen
I say fuk off were full
unless youre a smol shortstack huwhyte anglo fair haired qt bratty sub who will let me manhandle her

Reminder there are no women on Jow Forums and no evidence to prove so

Not true. I've seen some very feminine penises.

this is how I hope as well

>tfw 6'4" and white
>tfw not even fembots give a shit

169 cm
164-184 cm

B-but Im 6 foot 2.

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Well why didn't you grow shorter, user?

>5'10''
>5'7'' or less

not into femdom though

What if I squat? Were all the same height lying down femanon :(

>Fembots
>female robot

Quit using oxymorons user

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Am let's have tall kids.

user, are you having a tough night?

I'm actually a genetic freak since both my parents are less than 5'8

Im lonely. I just want to cuddle someone. Nothing else really

That's alright, user. Maybe you should try to go on dating sites, even if they're shitty you have more chances of connecting to someone than offering your dick to any femanon here.

Not the other guy you replied to, but I'm having a tough life. I'd really like a drink right now. Wish I could be drunk all the time.

>5'4
>literally just taller than me if a girl
>5'10-6'2" if boy

anything below 7' is unacceptable. I dont want our children to be midgets

I wasnt really offering my dick user. Just joking. Im 20yo slightly autismo but good lucking guy and I went to an all buy school so Im a kissless virgin. I dont know where to start user, I feel like ive fallen so far behind. How do I meet women?

>I'm 5'5
>Don't care as long as he's taller than me and hairy
>Girth is more important than length but around 6"

Trying so hard right there

>you have more chances of connecting to someone
Do you really on dating sites?
Its my understanding that they exist for hookups and thots on one end and single mums and old desiccated cunts on the other. Actual qts and mariagable women exist in some sort of ethereal realm inaccessible to me. At least I wouldnt have to hide my racism with a femanon.

How come? What's in your life that is causing so much suffering?

The easiest way would be to go out with friends or hang out with friends of friends if that involves women. If that isn't an option you can try online or on apps, if you're good looking, it's not hard, it's fairly low stress, just try to get a date with any woman to have some experience, don't set your standard too high on looks.

my ex is 4'11 and I'm 6'1
>not a menstruation station btw

>5'8
>5'9

I want a manlet to tease for his height so that he's extra rough on me sexually as a punishment and asserts his dominance over me twice as hard
I wish I was over 6ft tall

There are thots and single moms, but there are plenty of normal women that look for relationships on there too. I'm not saying they're all super interesting, but they aren't psychos like most femanons here.

>What's in your life that is causing so much suffering?
It's more like what isn't. I have no control; my life is like a boat without a rudder in the middle of a storm. I feel like my friends hate me. Women think I'm a creep. I fail at nearly everything I try. My insecurities could eat me alive, user. I wish someone would finally validate me and tell me I'm not as worthless as I feel. I've never gotten what I wanted, and there's so little to smile about in this life of mine. It's all so tiresome.

youre dreaming larper. Manlets will never chad up, theyre biologically incapable. Only a chad 6'0-6'4 ubermensch will punish you like the whore you are.
Any man who hasnt the confidence to laugh in the face of your teasing and grab you right there if you persist is going to apologise if he ever accidentally spanked you.

>5'6"
>5'9"

>5.75"

Muted because your comment was too low in content

>5'8
>6'0
I lessen the chances of our offspring being manlets

On where? Tinder? OkCupid? Fetlife and Feeabie? Nah, e-dating is where the dregs wash up.
Besides, the only women Ive ever been interested in have all been psychoes, chan lurkers or otherwise nutters. Talking to normal women is the same as talking to normal men: theres a sort of barrier that exists which can never be broken down. Unless youve sat on the edge of a tall building, bridge or cliff and thought about what were all told is unthinkable then you cant empathise with someone who has. You can never explain to someone what its like feeling like youre staring down an endless abyss and you havent the strength to even raise your head to look up. Even if I can be ok friends with a normie theres always a distance and a fundamental difference which anyone who knows what a normal is as opppsed to whatever we are understands.
I managed to claw my way out and Im well enough to do now but I cant see myself ever connecting emotionally with stacey.

Have you considered getting therapy? Even self-therapy with trying to rewire the way you look at things can help you to get throught the days. Why would your friends hate you? If you're always down and closed off from them, they'd probably give you more space, but if they're your friends it should be OK to open up about your struggles. Don't lose your friends! Why do you think women consider you a creep?

>6''
wow thats short

what is the logic behind this? why differing heights between gender?

what if you dated like, a 5'6 feminine male

>I want a manlet to tease for his height
>still wants somebody taller than her

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>5'9
>5'11

>dick size
idk as long as its not a micropenis i have no experience with dicks

A huge difference between normies and robots is how they cope. Normal people manage to repress enough, fake it until they make it or at least have less destructive coping mechanisms, while for a lot of robot the coping mechanism is to lie down and rot. There are some anons who had truly fucked up upbringings and lives, but let's be honest, most didn't.

oh look another thread where tall anons need to make short anons feel bad for their height by pretending to be women

This thread is the worst bait I've ever seen LMAO.

I'm gonna take it anyway
>5'0
>I'm short and having people that are taller than me makes me feel insecure.

Well no see my ideal height for myself is 6ft and my ideal height for a partner is 5'9 in proportion to those 6ft.
Well I can dream can't I?

>be 5'4"
>even girls that are shorter than me that don't like really tall guys wouldn't want to be with me because i'm not the same height

I've tried therapy and antidepressants. Neither helped. I already understand my feelings, I doubt a therapist is going to help me very much.
>Why would your friends hate you?
Because I'm just a weirdo that says funny things sometimes. I know better than to vent my problems to them because they're a bunch of chads. They couldn't begin to understand my issues. I tried to talk to my friend of seven years about my social anxiety and he asked me if I was a woman. I'm just better off keeping my mouth shut when it comes to things like that.
>Why do you think women consider you a creep?
Because that has overwhelmingly been my experience with them. They see me as an object of amusement at best and a pitiable loser at worst. I cannot conceive of a woman having positive feelings towards me, much less romantic ones. Every time one is kind to me it's either out of pity or an ulterior motive. If they interact with me it's because they're too polite to tell me to piss off.

I'm a robot not a fembot but I'm 6'2" and my ideal is 5'0" with cowtits and red hair.

I just don't care how tall a girl is because I would be with them for different reasons. Regardless these are absolutes or deal breakers. Just preferences.

Your friend sounds like an asshole. But if you hang out with them and possibly in company of their extended circle of friends that could help you to maybe work on your social anxiety? Acknowleding the problem is one thing, but there's usually some steps a person can take to deal with it better, even if it's different for everyone.

And I don't think all women think you're a creep, that's just your insecurities and fear of women. It's certainly not helped by reading threads here.

I just dont think normals have the same problems or feelings. I dont think you can ever explain it to them really much less can they understand: thats what im trying to articulate.
Brad from 5 a side has never been properly lonely.

Yeah, he is an asshole. The only reason I hang out with him is because we have similar attitudes and interests, at least to a degree, and I don't really have anybody else to hang out with. The rest of our group are more or less just drinking buddies.
>But if you hang out with them and possibly in the company of their extended circle of friends that could help you to maybe work on your social anxiety?
I do, and with their girlfriends sometimes. My social anxiety isn't nearly as bad as it used to be. I can at least shove it down long enough to function in social situations. I mean, I can talk to people, women even, and I've been told I'm pretty good at it. Still, I can't help but analyze every interaction and wonder what they really thought when they were talking to me. I can't not overthink things.
>that's just your insecurities and fear of women.
I wouldn't say I'm afraid of them; like I said, I can talk to them well enough. It's that I feel inferior to them. I have always craved their approval and never gotten it. No woman has ever expressed interest in me, and even if one did I wouldn't be able to process it. Good things like that don't happen in my life.

5'7, around that or a bit more I really don't care

>4'5
>6'8
>cock size: 8"
I DESERVE IT

M'lady, I'm 189cm. I understand if it's too tall for you, but 165cm is the optimal height for me, since you are the exact height of my chin. This would be ideal, since your head would fit snugly under mine as we held each other.

Anyway, I'd like to submit my bf application form for you, I hope you take the time to read it, I believe I have a lot to offer to a fembot such as yourself, or any female, but I like fembots most because they have personality (unfortunately they know they are much more valuable than Stacy, which makes them harder to acquire). I have a lot of good references too, my parents will both vouch that I'm a smart, funny, lovely and creative young man. I hope you consider my application and I look forward to hearing back from you!

Every single poster of "ideal height is 6' or above" is a larping incel.

I mean, youre right but if they were women they'd still start with a 6'

Im 1623mm
My ideal is 1855mm
Im willing to compromise for a range of 5%

Im exactly 5'7 will you be my gf?

>5'11
>5'10-up

>hnnnnngh give me attention cuz I'm a short girl
>I'm gonna date taller guys because hhhuuuuuhhhhhh I wanna be raped

Fuck off
All short girls are Staceys. It's literally impossible not to get laid if you're a female under 5'8. Probably just all roasties wanting male attention. And all you stupid fucking orbiters will fall for their shit 24/7.

I'm a 5'6" male who isn't into femdom. Where are you?

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yws, but even talking to anons larping as small girls makes it easier to maintain my errection thinking about an irl loli girl

Male but

5'9"

4'10"-5'5" (up to 5'8" if shes really cute)

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