/r9gay/ - #545

I'm still here, user. What's wrong, do you have a booboo that needs to be kissed better?

woah, that's a large schnoz

Literally same here, but a crush on a gay guy instead.

it's an emotional booboo

I just came so hard to thinking about sucking futa dick

I'll just have to go deeper then, tell me when I reach it

I prefer guys but a good image is a good image

any short boy of the scandinavian kind that'd like to talk to a tall boy, i'm cool i swear

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If only you could user...

Ftm here, just popping in to start a shitshow

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OP here. You've been around for a while, and you don't seem too insane. It's the MtFs that bother me

I know it hurts user, I'm sorry but I'm hurting too.
I just want you to know that I'm proud of you for being who you are.

>tfw no bf whose feet stink to high heaven

Why are you hurting user? If you can make me feel better I want to make you feel better too!

what is wrong with trannies?

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Begone you revolting retch

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nothing just some butthurt gays sad when their crush would rather have a tranny then them

idk but this is the gay thread not the tranny thread so i don't really think they belong here

>tfw no bf to buy me knee socks

>tfw no bf to buy me anything

I just want something from someone I love

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>Trannies FUCK OFF edition
based, gay AND redpiled

>tfw no bf to buy anything for

are traps allowed? I do not want to be a girl so I am not trans.

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Well to explain it would require about 20 posts but here's the gyst:
>Love my teenage friend and eventually worked up the courage to tell him
>he admits he feels the same way but he has a girlfriend
>he gets dumped so naturally I wait a suitable amount of time to bring it up
>he gets another girlfriend he didn't tell me about
>10 months later I can tell he's hurting but his relationship is going strong
>his girlfriend is getting colder and more difficult
>I don't want to bring it up because our friendship is spread thin already
He's the most important person in the entire world to me and I'm using more dangerous things just to keep sane

you do you gamer

Traps are fine imo but don't build your identity around it because by the time you hit mid-20s you won't look that cute anymore.

>tfw no bf to spoil
I've only had one bf, and him and his family didn't make that much money. They lived comfortably, but he had to make do with cheaper stuff. I loved spoiling him and getting him gifts and taking him out to dinner. Damn, it's hard getting over your first.

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>He's the most important person in the entire world to me and I'm using more dangerous things just to keep sane
It's obvious but you shouldn't be beating yourself up over stuff like this. I've kind of been in the same boat before, not exactly this situation but similar in the sense of seeing someone I know with someone bad for them. What do you mean about the gf getting colder and more difficult though?

2d boys > 3d boys > 2d traps >>>> 3d traps > trannies

Holy fuck can we get a new thread this is a shitshow

Ironically this, desu.

I agree that this is shit, but no new thread. This thread is shit because of the hate that op brings to it. I made a few threads last week and always try to make them wholesome and not mean-spirited. OP if you are reading this, please never make a thread again you fuck

won't change anything, whoever the op was forgot that you dont give trannies attention in any capacity so now we have spiteful men in dresses

OP is right, you should fuck off

>it's hard getting over your first
tell me about it...

>tfw will never have a bf due to old age and being boring
Wish I could die and respawn

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I wouldn't really care if my bf is rich, but I'd like to have someone take me out to dinner it would be really fun

exactly how old are you old user?

I know this feel all too well. It sucks being in the late 20's and never having a bf.

I like older guys. Not way older but 5-10 years is good. How many years have you seen, user?

I thought I knew what this meant after my first real gf but then when I had a boyfriend this took on a whole new meaning
>thinking about him every night
>still can only see his face when I cum
>dream about his laugh and smile
>visit his grave 5 times a week
>sleep with his old clothes
>listen to his playlists
There's nothing for me now

>watching youtube video
>hear discord blip
>eyes dash down to my dashboard
>it was just from the video
y nobodi talk to me tho

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>his grave
what happened to him, user?

>Getting rimmed

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Never too late to make some real friends.

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>tfw no unicorn butt cop to anal fuck me on the beach with his unicorn butt cop buddy after I take something form a taco shop also mfw I am not a dinosaur

>visit his grave 5 times a week
oh shit
I'm so sorry user, I unfortunately know that feel.
mine killed himself and I still cry at least once a week. Even though all we ever did was kiss I loved him very strongly

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I've got one or two

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>Tfw you'll never have an older manly bf who calls you kid all the time.

Want a third?

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Did you get rimmed?

>tfw no lower-20's bf to refer to as kid all the time

No I want him to leave me alone

any cute obscure website to buy some reasonably priced clothes?

I'm not going to lie, I like being called daddy but I don't think I could bring myself to call a younger partner 'kid.' It feels way too pedophilic.

I want one too, maybe.

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>tfw no bf to wish me a good nights sleep as he stays up doing his own stuff

I can't see an adult being called kid without thinking about casablanca

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y-you said irl friends though

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Maybe? Why maybe?

I meant online, whoops.

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Wya big guy?

I'm shy. That's why maybe.

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Don't be shy. What have you got to lose?

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Well, you do have a good point.

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I just buy from aliexpress since I'm asian-sized. There's a lot of crap on there, but some really good cheap stuff too.

Absolutely I do.

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becuase you don't look like that pic

Meh. I see where you're coming from and I def wouldn't like it in public but otherwise I think it's fine. The daddy thing weirds me out though, probably because I actually had a decent relationship with my father lol. I just like the idea of an older guy calling me "kid", "boy", etc in the context of him being an older, slightly grizzled and bitter guy who looks at me and sees nothing but an innocent, inexperienced idiot. If that makes sense.

Where abouts are you from user? Europe?

maybe not, but I do look good in girly things so there's that at least..

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I want to suck a dick
redpill me on dick suck

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Nope. The U S of A my friend.

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Never liked getting my dick sucked desu, it's not the same pleasure for the sucker. I'd rather be inside them in a way that matters.

maybe they are asleep then.

I want to eat someone's asshole or have mine eaten so badly.

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Hmm. Which direction?

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The South Eastern side.

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Sounds good to me. Discord?

Tfw into panties but nearly everyone who wants to wear panties are either disgusting trannies or disgusting traps
This is suffering.

I think there's a different kind of pleasure in selflessly pleasing your partner, also hard cocks are fun to look at and play with up close.

nah pretty sure they're just using me for lewds

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Wear them yourself then

When I was in High School a random person offered me a ride home while I was walking and honestly if I had accepted I could've lost my virginity and found peace in death most likely.

don't supply if you don't want then but if that's what you are into then lewd away with them. when they do write you.

Are you okay with the fact that I'm comfortable a NEET that refuses to do anything?

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I'm more interested I seeing them on a partner however if it came to that I would try them on for him

>Letting them use you
Dumb.

I don't have a problem with it. Have you been NEET a while, then?

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>all scandis are slowly headed to bed
>tfw another day of no bf

oh shit it's already that late.

Yes. What about you?