Bringing a classic back, you know the drill

Bringing a classic back, you know the drill

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0 checking here

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9 here
I will never make it

11.

god I have literally no opportunities because I work, have no friends, never go out, and have never been to college.

Does hugging a female family member count as a 9? Or does it have to be a non family member? If it isn't family i'm probably a 10.

Well 6 but it was years ago

1
So close and yet so far. I just couldn't ascend.

>5
God fucking damn it its been 4 years and I still havent experienced the same

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11 im gonna have to an hero soon jesus christ

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8

Is there any point anymore?

fucking normie get off my board go back to /fit

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if you are below 4 you will be deemed an illegal incel refugee and asked to present your Jow Forums documentation. if you cannot provide proof of residence going back at least 5 years you will be summarily escorted off the premises.

thank you for your cooperation.

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Same here but does 8 count if you've been kissed on the cheek by a girl (Not a relative)?

1 but it was me performing the succ on a guy

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im number 8

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Does accidentally touching count? Or else I'm 11

Level 12 unfortunately. Only females i talked to is my mom.

Imagine if you were blind and mute and could not even be an 11

Does getting kisses on the cheek by a girl count as 8?

>talked with the opposite gender
That's all I'm at and I'm fucking 31 years old. There is zero hope for me and hasn't been since 5th grade.

Kissed*
Origigihinal

I think so. As long as its not a relative. My freshman year of high school a girl got dared to kiss my cheek. She wasn't even disgusted either. I'm basically a chad.

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I have the opportunity to lose my virginity to a fairly good looking girl. I have to see her on a regular basis though and it would be weird because she is already attached to me and we sexted and stuff. I was just horny. I don't want to deal with women for real. I'm trying to cut her off but again, I have to see her regularly (work with her). It would be so awkward.

I sound like such a fucking normie because I guess I kind of am now. I hate this. The robot life was less complicated.

We need to get to 7...
I have no idea how though

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Ive had an indirect kiss through shake straw! But no hugs, touches, etc. The experience was heavily autistic and cringe.

>sexting a girl and getting nudes back with a possibility of sex.
How more normie can you get?
Just leave this place user you don't belong here anymore.

She started strong on me first. I didn't do shit. She sent tits and I just played the stupid game. Now I want out. I cry for absolution

how attractive are you raging from1-10? i'm curious as why it didnt go further than that.

>now I want out

This happens every single time for me. I always interact with women like it's some sort of eroge, only to realize what I've done once they get serious.

Me next please gay anime poster

Thats why you should delete social media and only text bros, calling is for the hoes

That's exactly what happened with me here. I knew the risk too so that makes it even worse. I said to myself "This may be a big mistake because she's a stupid female who can't put aside emotions" but I took the risk anyways and now I'm in a hole. Fuck this shit. I'm just trying now to show her how big of a loser I am. I don't go out anywhere because I just want to sit on my computer doing nothing, I don't even care that much about sex anymore, and my interests don't involve anything practical. I'm a loser and she needs to see that.

>went from 11 to 0 in the space of 2 hours
what can I say, I like foreplay. I didnt actually want to have sex - i wanted to wait longer - but after an hour of fondling each other I wasnt entirely on top of my inhibitions.

>legit eleven but also works
I hope you're underag--
>never went to college

Faggot enabler. If hookers are not legal where you are then you are a faggot enabler.

I've honestly tried the whole "making yourself look so bad she'll leave you alone" thing a few times...each time it has failed.
The only surefire way I manage to get out is by burning bridges. Sadly, I tell myself each time that I did her a favor by ridding myself from her life.
Then I go and do that shit again 3 months later with the next one.

>10
I have hugged my mother, does that make me an 8?

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11
i'm the definition of failure

I went from 9 to 4 in one night, and then 3 to 0 two nights later with the same girl, who is now my gf. This happened last year and I was 20, hang in there bros I had given up hope bc I went through high school without any female interest.

i was a 9 from the ages 16 - 21
last night i hit every single milestone apart from sex. maybe 1 doesn't count because she only sucked my flaccid dick. i would've had sex too if i wasn't strung out on xanax and oxy, fucking dick was numb and flaccid, couldn't get it hard at all. she sucked my flaccid dick for like 40 minutes before giving up, got to give her props for trying though.
think we're trying again tomorrow or tonight, im not sure.

desu lads. I have had sex with 4 girls in my life. But I haven't had sex for almost 4 years now. I am 23. It is over?

I am a 4!

IF YOU'VE EVEN TALKED TO A WOMAN YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT

must be hard growing up without a mother. Gay parents or single dad?

Why do we do this my friends!?!?

dunno where I rate on a 1 to 10, but guys on the discords I visit call me cute and give me lots of attention whenever I post selfies
I think I got mono from kissing him, so I am out of commission for weeks unless you want mono too

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Not counting relatives I legit think I'm a 10. Maybe I was hugged by a friend of mommy as a kid or something, but I honestly can't remember

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I've never gotten a hug from anyone but my parents and grandparents

i'll take the mono happily, post discord qt

8, more or less jokingly though

0 unfortunately

Orig

I honestly would not wish mono on anybody though, it has kept me houseridden for days

Thero

8
Playing beer pong with a girl and we want on a good run and then bam
Just a friend but it was still nice

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0
Thank God I no longer have to climb the stairs. Got myself a gf escalator

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user please, i'm desperate for that boipucci

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wow a 3?!?! This is a shocking revelation of my life

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hello im number 10

1, but been reset and back at 11 for like 5 years

Just get a hooker like wtf?

They're as clean or cleaner than all the thots nowadays anyway

>3

i'll never reach the top

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10 or 11.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

0 and browsing with my gf who just made me tendies for dinner

I reached 4 with two girls but I broke it off with both of them because I'm emotionally and sexually immature, can I stay

10
What the hell's the difference between kissing with tongue and making out

10
>be in 8th grade, in a class
>was focusing in the board
>suddenly feel ticklish in the back, turn around to see a female classmate touches my left side with her index
>tell her to stop because it annoy me
>she did
wish I wasn't so retard and catch the message, that could have been my first date

>not making it to at least level 9

I unironically and very seriously hope you faggots are memeing (ie joking, lying, exaggerating, etc). Like, I really literally do

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>tfw 5
Guess I'm Chad bros

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8 Because i gave a person i met 1 day before a 2 dollar shwarma. otherwise it would be 9.

Im a 0 but before that I was an 11. Excluding the time I went 11-0 id still be an 11.
When would I randomly touch a (non-family) girl? Much less hug her. Unless she was my gf or a hookup. What confuses me is people who are like a 5 or something. How do you get that far but fail to close the deal or at least get a 2?

>9
>age: 28
HOLD MY BREATH AS I WISH FOR DEATH

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the first one lasts a few seconds, making out usually lasts for minutes or longer

you'd know if you were that far up the stairs

just a little more user just a little more,unimaginable powers are coming

7 checking in.
It's been a year or so since though

Blood relatives and women of a non-reproductive age also don't count for this, so talking to your mom or hugging your mom doesn't count. Anyone below a 7 is a total normalshit and doesn't belong here.

It's a sex staircase, I think the intent of all of those actions would be to eventually have sex with the person. Unless you're into incest you're not a 9.

Question, define talked. Like in a personal context or does any interaction count? If you count pointless smalltalk then I'm a 10, otherwise 11.

9 here
the hugs were always platonic though, so i don't know if they really count
looks like i've got a ways to go

I got to 9 once. I don't even remember why it happened.

Until a few months ago I was at Hug only, but now I've gone as far as Making Out. I guess I'm not a real robot, but I still feel really really far from ever having a real relationship.

10
Only talking is when I need information and only touching is by accident.

Does it still count anons?

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10. Talking is just the girls next to me in college. One asked if I had a free period after class and I just said "nah im going home"... Probably the best choice

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I'm like a 3.5 but it was a year ago. I couldn't stay with her. It was just a nonstop ride of being told we could no longer talk to one another and then having her come back around after a week or so. Then there were suicide threats, self harming, threats of blackmail. I really don't trust women anymore. They seem to stabilize after 30 but not the ones who are available, so whatever.

if you count stuff that happened before i was 6 years old, i'm an 9. Otherwise i'm an 11 (But i dont talk to my own gender either)

>be a negative one million until age 21
>literal gigachad
>now complete shut in incel
wtf happened to me

8 because I gave a drunk girl a cigarette
then 9 because some girls seem to do it in place of a greeting/bye
Apart from that 11, cant remember the last time had physical contact with anyone desu

>tfw 9
Had friends in high school who tried to hook me up with a solid 8/10, and forced a hug upon me to her. Was the 3rd most awkward moment of my life, and I never did anything of the encounter. She even wrote her number down on a piece of paper for me, and I never called her.

End me, now.

3
Not bad for a pajeet.

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7, I didn't like any of them desu.

so if i never talked to a female outside my family about anything other school group projects, does that make me a 12?