"y-youre a great guy and all user, but-"

"y-youre a great guy and all user, butter toast."

theres never even the but normally. Its just
>youre a good guy user
and then a tacit understanding that
>but im not interested in you
I dont even try with women anymore. They still tell me this - I must exude some sort of desperation or something.

I have no intention to settle down because ive completely embraced hedonism and I dont want to be tied down to you for the rest of my life while pretending that I love the kids that ill inevitably take away from you after I divorce you because there will come a time where ill become so fed up with you for no reason that ill miss being a little cock slut and Ill divorce you for everything and reduce you to nothing cause I can and by the way nothing is sacred so dont even get mad about it cause my white knights will rush to my defense so you cant get mad about it cause society says that youre wrong and theres no truth you anything you say about me and gender equality because only so called marginalized people get representation on the media to brainwash people into thinking that western women and blacks and spics are marginalized when in reality theyre not we just like to blame the actions slave owners who died centuries ago on you

"you'd be a better girl :)"

women dont know long words like hedomism silly - she'd never say that

It doesnt matter what people say it matters what they do

i think you didnt get it user

You're a big dumb dumb. The biggest dumb dumb of the year, in fact. You're so stupid, in fact, that even a downie could score higher than you on an IQ test.

Enlighten me
Nice Ad hominem. Enlighten me.

Ok, user. You see, I said
>women dont know long words like hedonism silly - she'd never say that
and there are a few layers to this. The most immediate is that, regardless of whether women know the word hedonism or would use it in speach, a woman would obviously never say what you suggested she say anyway - nobody would. So, my comment is clearly asinine and facetious. Secondly, its a general attack on women. Nothing special or clever about it. However, around these parts, calling women dumb is par for the the course. Furthermore, and, if anything was, the most fleshy notion, it insinuates that women dont have the level of self awareness or cognizance to recognise the behavour their engaging in is as your describe it. A women may well know the *word* hedonism but its as empty to her as her relationships. She is not aware of the greater implied consequences of her actions and how half a decade of debauchery can have terrible ramifications for the rest of her life which you detail.
Really, when I analyse it I become rather proud of what was a silly comment I expected to get no (you)s from which was meant more to acknowledge your big post. I could probably go on desu

This is a better response than what I got. God damn, thinking about what I did makes me want to fucking cry

what's your definition of hitting on them? if you go out of your way to talk to them when you wouldn't with a man you're still pursuing them and they can sense that. otherwise, if you're sure you're just being sociable and polite in the same way you would be with men, then bringing up whether they find you attractive might actually be a botched attempt at flirtation. little known fact. a large fraction of women SUCK at social interactions because easy mode never forces you to learn.

>but

That third meter of dick is doing damage to your upper abdomen right? This always happens. Didn't your sister tell you to stretch first?

I dont know really. I tried flirting maybe a dozen times but never got the hang of it. I tend to be one of the last to leave though (if im drinking, why waste alcohol asleep?) so often it ends up in a one on one or small group and we might go to smoke as a pair, be left not smoking or the others might go to the toilet.
The only people I go out of my way to talk to are a few anons because we live in different cities so obviously meeting up is an effort and one friend who, of hes there, Ill basically spend all evening talking to, provided he doesnt go talk to a girl or something - I dont want to cockblock. Obviously, these are quite a bit more than whatever else Id do normally.
I cant see why anyone would be interested in me to be honest so Ive stopped worrying about it. Once, if, I improve Ill try, I tell myself.
The only sort of exception to this is when In travelling Ive a penchant for complimenting girls. Eg most recently, I told the hotel desk girl she was really cute and had nice hair when I left. Its nice complenting cute girls and never seeing them again means I dont have to suffer "Im sorry user, but Im dating Chad." I never expect anything of it.

Why? We've all heard it before.

Ad hominem? No thanks dude, I'm not hungry.

"I can't see myself dating a guy in a wheelchair"

"But mommy loves your brother Chad more..."

my life is meaningless and the pleasure I experience from being around you is only a temporary distraction from the fact that I'm doomed to a life of mediocrity that will end with a traumatic and terrifying death. We may have a good run together but the fragility of any relationship is only a constant reminder of the intolerably imperfect nature of our existential state.

I wrote my post mostly as a reference to the cases where men get raped in divorce court. But overall I meant to expand on other ideas regarding immorality. So I didnt understand what you meant. I thought at first that you were being sarcastic to refute what I said as if you perceived that what I said was that all women are like that when I dont think that at all. Id just like to acknowledge that there is a problem.
The woman I tried to illustrate in what I wrote is the epitome of that greater evil.

>"y-youre a great guy and all user, but I died three years ago. I am at our special place. Waiting for you."

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>"- the outward persona you put on to appear normal and function in society is radically different from the quiet, shy and awkward self you actually are and have slowly revealed to me over our 2-3 months of dating. instead of liking going out, drinking and partying, you'd prefer to stay home and work on your shitty cars, read, or just cuddle with me for hours, and I'd rather date an actual normie. I am now going to slowly fall out of love with you or tell you I've been seeing another guy."

:(

"y-youre a great guy and all user, but this is just a dream. wake up."

But, I'm not the girl for you. Don't worry, there's a girl out there who likes your type

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>I have to go to Morocco to find myself. >And also to get beheaded by Arabs.

>..I am not into (pajeets like) you user. Awwww soweee

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y-youre a great guy and all user, but- this isnt going to work. I give you kudos to just coming up to me like this after our shift, and it takes some serious balls to tell me all that. I think your a great and funny guy, i love texting you and talking to you at work but im not looking for anyrhing more right now. You know me and (ex) broke up only a few months ago and its been hard.
>the feeling when i could help her out since i was cheated on earlier in the year.

It just would be weird dont you think user? I mean we get along well, but we have literally nothing in common, when we arent joking or talking about our lives there is no similarities in our preferences. Is there anything you want me to do for you though?

>oh fuck does she want to fuck, or what idkidk

Anyways its late, im gonna go have a nice night user.

>cry in car when she leaves
What did i do wrong anons...

>y-youre a great guy and all user, but- wait never mind you're not a great guy at all, you're actually a huge piece of shit, you're selfish and immature nearly unbelievable degrees and you are too broken inside to ever truly love someone for anything beyond the validation they give you, i would literally never consider dating you ever nor would any other girl with even the faintest shred of self esteem or common sense, you should consider chemical castration and living out the rest of your days in a Tibetan monastery where you won't be able to bother anyone with your autistic sense of humor ever again

But you fucked it all up by being a self loathing piece of shit that couldn't stop bringing everyone around him down and I couldn't bear it anymore so I did the sane thing and left and got on with my life like a normal human being.

Come back

>'I'm still kinda getting over a breakup right now so now's not the right time for me, sorry...'

>but your ideals don't match reality. You're going to end up miserable or dead.

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fuck, same fucking thing happened to me bro

you guys could unironically get a gf but you cant get rid of your shitty mentality

How? I can't imagine a woman ever finding me attractive.

-I'm not free on Friday, how about Saturday? :)

It's because you guys all believe all women are the same
>they all want Chad to add them to his personal harem and use them as sex toys
you all feign niceness to females thinking women are just going to fuck you after you do enough nice things. you all go for thots, instead of improving yourself, working on yourself, and just improving your social skills until you eventually meet a girl who you have chemistry with.
now, i understand its hard to improve yourself, but don't do it for females do it so you feel better about yourself, get confident and along the way you'll either get some hookups if you're looking for them, and eventually you will find the one who you have something in common with. i unironically met my gf when we were 14 playing minecraft, so I'm not telling you to force yourself out of the house

the biggest thing to take away is just stop seeing women as something where you input a specific action and get a specific reaction. yes, normies are "NPC"s, but they aren't programmed robots (i used to say NPC before it was a meme, i basically just mean they think on a simpler level, but there isn't any real thing that makes one person an NPC and one person not, it's just a way to describe normies, though robots are the biggest NPCs and these threads prove it)

but stop doing these things
>obsessing over a woman who you'll never be with (don't whiteknight and donate to a twitch streamer thinking she'll give you a chance)
>messaging hey 5 times at 3am and then calling the a whore for not responding
>eavesdropping when they give it to someone else, it's an instant way for anyway who hears to label you a creep, because if you do that, you are
>saying they'll regret not being with a "nice guy" like you
>burning the bridge, then asking why they don't cross it

theres a lot more, if you want a redpill, instead of deluding yourself (the wizard meme is a meme you don't get anything for not having sex and it's nothing more than a cope)

this guy actually just typed this all out thinking it was good advice lmao

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You made a lot of assumptions. Jow Forums doesn't equate to r/niceguys or whereever that kind of behavior is showcased. Robots just autistic and/or incredibly ugly.

cope
user I browsed here a while you guys act like all women are roasties who only want Chad and you think they don't give a fuck about personality at all. literally fucking "nice guys"

if you all took care of yourself, hygiene and basic shit, making sure you don't smell and cleaning up your face, then developed some personality, you could make it. get Jow Forums and stop being so disgusting. the majority of you aren't genetically fucked, if your father passed on his genes then yours will be good enough. unless you had a horrible mutation or your family is all inbred you'll be fine. stop blaming women, focus on yourself, make yourself look how you want. Jow Forums is a clic away anons theres all the information you'll ever need

You're a great guy but if I told you the truth you'd probably kill yourself.

Nay, I'm going to keep complaining

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exactly, it's just escapism and self-delusion but you act like it's a redpill and you're all enlightened
you don't have to get fit for women user, you should be doing it even if you want to be forever alone as a NEET watching anime and playing games all day, you'll feel better if you're clean and your room doesn't assault your nose when you walk in it

I would've walked away by that point
Actually I probably wouldn't have interacted with her to begin with

>nobody ever told you that you're a great guy

You smell bad.

This is literally my only downfall .

>"y-youre a great guy and all user, but-"
>*does a 360 and keeps walking*

>men get raped in divorce court
damn i know where i'm having lunch tomorrow

I can't, never even been that far.

She wouldve ended it way quicker and meaner like: i only talked to cause i felt bad for you but i actually hate you

>I'm a fucking dude in an orange wig, like what the hell faggot did you think this was what women actually look like, I have a bigger adam's apple than Ann Coulter for chrissakes.

>You're a great guy user, but I thought you were gay

Happens every time

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>I'm not looking for a relationship right now
>1 week later dating someone else

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but you're too good for me. (lie #49358)

She never did. She just left.

There is no but
They never tell me, they don't care. And after many years...
me neither.

You're FAT and I'm a GENETIC FREAK

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i gotta ask you something important WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY??

What`s most funny is that, i have all these good traits being fit and have a good healthy food routine, but girls is still disgusted of me. When someone is giving leaflets to randoms, i always get it from guys, never had it from a girl.

Imagine getting outright rejected like that, the closest I've gotten to is 'maybe haha' or 'if we get to know each other more xP'
A girl must be absolutely sickened by you to not even leave you as a backup