>Meanwhile, at the medieval Jow Forums village...
Meanwhile, at the medieval Jow Forums village
Grayson Walker
Michael Long
Some of you guys are ok don't go to church tomorrow
Dominic Perez
Good morrow polliwogs, me woman and meselfs going to pass a merry time in the wilds down yonder. As the Church says, be fruitful and multiply! Tally pip!
Asher Kelly
Who the fuck is jerking off in my haystack
Benjamin Johnson
I need some volunteers to follow me through the mountain paths, there's rumours of a giant snow troll that's been hunting travellers at the darkest peaks. Slaying such a beast will surely bring our party honour and the fur will fetch enough coins to last a lifetime in the tavern!
I can provide the stealth archery and scouting
Brayden Nelson
"If I shall decide to go, how much will I be paid? I'm a sturdy man as you can see and my adversaries stand no match to me".
Bentley Brown
>visits the general store for more quills and paper after another long night of shitposting
Jace Martinez
You will receive your fair cut of the beast, the fur, teeth, claws and other parts for alchemy, it will see you enough coin to last the next two winters if we stick to a party of 4
Blake Morgan
Stop fucking pinning those my taverns jobs board you little shit
Brandon Sanchez
"hmm, alchemy, not my type of trade I am more for a warriors path. If you have any regenerate health or magicka to spare I would more then glad to join your band of people. "
David Butler
"oh and my friends would like to join aswell we will make a group of 3 warriors, and I presume an alchemist as yourself"?
Evan Peterson
>preacher discovered the community sheep
Put down the shear you madman.
Jaxon Roberts
"My friends as you can see will be a help"
William Hughes
Which little shit keeps vandalizing the statue. It's the only nice thing in this fucking town
Sebastian Jenkins
oh hell I have broken my leg, seems like I will die of the disease
Daniel Barnes
i summon a dragon and it kills everyone preventing any future posts
i also desanctify the land so no ressurection spells can be cast
i also place the land into a time warp so no reverse time spells can be cast
i then stop all magic from working in the land
i then fuck the dragon
threads over lads
Robert Martin
*laughter in the distance
*you turn around
>"hmm I'm not sure, to hope you find him soon undead one"
Liam Jackson
It's cursed. The rumors are true, I've seen it move in the dead of the night.
Jack Fisher
*carves a penis on a wooden plank*
*nails it to chief hiroyuki's front door*
Gabriel Wilson
Not another one.
Ethan Butler
literally any content on r9k could be redirected to another board
fuck off
Brody Brooks
LARPING has its own board
go there to LARP.
parisitic scum.
Adam Adams
>Live action RP
>on the internet
Fucking retard. Doubly so because this board is for "posting greentext stories and hanging out"
Aaron Butler
I'm the Bailiff of the village now
Jordan Wood
Anybody work at the scriptorium? I would like to know the price of a grimoire.