Virgin General Thread

ITT Times you could have had sex.

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literally never. i just intimidate girls because i look like a giant rat

>literally never. i just intimidate girls because i look like a giant rat

That sucks

Eh it would've been better if i just stuck to being a virgin. It felt one sided and felt like a piece of meat after I was done.

Do Catholic priests count??

>Eh it would've been better if i just stuck to being a virgin. It felt one sided and felt like a piece of meat after I was done.

Get out.

>Do Catholic priests count??

You were raped?

Maybe if I went to the school dance I could've got laid? Is that normal?
Some girls asked me, one of them very cute, but i said no.

>Maybe if I went to the school dance I could've got laid? Is that normal?

No only in movies and tv.

uhh I made out with a drunk fat blackwashed stoner mexican single mom last year at a club (my only time being in a club ever). Sure that counts as losing virginity, r-right? The entire process was awkward, most of the time kissing I could feel her teeth with my lips and tongue which made my hairs stand in a semi bad way, our noses getting in the way, her saliva tasted like weed and liquor, but my dick was diamonds and shot about a liter of precum.
Ever since then, nothing of this magnitude happened.

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it doesnt count if you weren't in love

She was just beyond fucked from booze and weed, so I doubt it was love from her part. For me, you know how robots work, we get attached to the person who gives us even the slightest of positive attention.
Dead serious I nutted for a month from just thinking back to that incident, without the aid of pornos.

24yo
none lol

>24yo
>none lol

Get out normal

>no times I could have had sex
>normal
are you stupid or something?

maybe if I didn't incel rant in front of my closest female friend group but that's a huge if

>haven't had sex in almost 4 years
is it possible to become a born again virgin? i can't see myself being intimate with women again, and have developed an irrational fear of talking to them

>be 19
>returning to college for sophomore year
>find a note on my dorm room door
>its from a girl who was a friend of some dude I knew in high school, she just got admitted as a freshman and says she'll look me up
>that afternoon, setting up my computer at my desk
>she shows up, comes in, we chat for a bit
>she gets up, comes over, sits in my lap, puts her arm around my shoulder, says she's heard I have some really fun videos on my computer
>light up because someone finally asked me about my computer (It was a mobile Athlon, watercooled and overclocked to 2500MHz), tell her all about my sweet computer
>two full days (48 hours) later
>doing something entirely different and unrelated
>think back about how odd that was that someone finally wanted to know about my... wait... did she? She didn't mean.... oh, shit. SHIT!

I kick myself over that even more because she was a cute pudgy Asian. This was over ten years ago and now I'm a wizard.

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some girl and I started snapchatting my senior year of high school. big ass titties, nice ass, popular, all of that. she said she liked me and we agreed on a meeting place. when we finally met up i walked away out of social anxiety. was almost a year ago and the memory still haunts me to this day. at least now i know i'm never going to make that same mistake again.

I'm texting someone right now that's obviously interested but shits getting awkward. Ive asked music and pets I'm on life support chads pls help

quit it with the small talk and just ask her out already, otherwise she'll eventually lose interest. also, stop double texting if you are.

Femanon here, a lot of times however I'm saving myself for the right one. Focusing on my hobbies and interests rn, low key chrisfag

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>I'm saving myself for the right one.
Just you wait until everybody here chimps out. It's alwaya the same.

legit wondering what will happen if we killed off all chads and normans, and a huge portion of females. Would bitches want to be with us then? If so, why? Would they rather commit mass suicide for never being albe to get chad?

No of course not, artificial wombs are just on the horizon, and sperm banks ONLY accept Chad jizz.

They'd probably be mostly confused and horrified. Maybe some of them would settle, but they wouldn't be happy about it.

>Kill off the normans
I think the saracens are a worse threat user, get your priorities right.

Legit loled, keep up the good work historyanon.
Just about what I was thinking too. What makes us SO ridiculously repulsive to them? There's plenty of above average virgins posting selifes here. Are we really so much lower tier as humans than everyone else?

>The right one
That's a funny way of spelling chad

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I got two stories, and I think I wrote them out a long time ago.

First time we were making out on her couch (I had never really made out with anyone before) and she pushes me into the couch. Right then I said some autistic shit about my mom not approving or if it was technically legal (I was 16 and she was 17, pretty dumb in retrospect). Thankfully she ignored it, we kept making out and she was like "If you're not comfortable we can try again later". That relationship ended like a week later, and I never really recovered.

The second time, we were at my dad's, and I was making out with an old friend who really wanted to be more. I wasn't really digging the idea, she kept throwing out the L Word and I just was hoping for a quick fling, just to get my virginity out of the way. It scared me, so I told her I wasn't ready. Once again, "We can do it later if you aren't comfortable". That one ended a day later when my mom found the messages we were sending each other and forced me to break up. That was a fun time.

What's the L word? Liquor? Lesbian? Loli?

Love very originally

>Loli
Good lord I'd hope not. Anyway, it's "Love", Scott. Wasn't trying to trick you.

She kept saying she loved me, and always seemed concerned when I wouldn't say it back. I used to think that word had some sort of heft to it, and the one time I decided to abandon that idea was the last girlfriend (the first girl in the post), who I used the term openly with and that freaked her out.

I have a strained relationship with the idea of love now. I don't think it exists, but it fucking breaks my heart when I see people who prove me wrong.

It didn't matter if you loved her back or not, you should have just used the damn word to get what you wanted and left

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I already explained my rationale and why I had a guard up. Niggas taking words out my mouth.

I don't think it's anything wrong with us physically so much as it is we hate ourselves to the point where we assume our virginity has to be something we can't change. Either that or it's just that no one tries.

I've had three girlfriends but my parents are ultra strict and they'd never let me leave the house to actually fuck them

>girl jumps in my lap and kisses me on cheek

>I push her off and run

I'm such an idiot

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I think I'm going insane. I want to get a prostitute so that if/when I die I won't be a virgin.

That just feels like either willful ignorance or genuine fear on your part. Do you have an aversion to people touching you?

25, never had the chance. Only once i had the chance of kissing a girl but i sperged out, regreting that every day.

You are correct, yes.

20M
Been on tinder but never actually met up with anyone bc afraid of aids n shit. I also kinda want to wait for something serious but that's probably pretty far away. I had a chance with my ex but desu I didn't like her that much. Got my dick sucked though but for some reason didn't wanna do anything else cause religion or something but I'm starting to not really care.
Sent hecka nudes with tinder thotties. Haven't done that in a while though. My friends don't know.

Didn't* not desu tf

Other than my male cousin sucking my dick when we were 10 years old I never had a chance. I wish I was a virgin desus.

I've had opportunities before, girls even say i'm decent looking, i'm just a turbo autist and have no interest in copulating.
Of course when I speak they realize how much of a spazz i am and they either bolt or try to "get me to come out of my shell".

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In junior year I had two girls that were into me. One a freshman and the other of sophomore. I was too dumb to realize plus the fact I had a major crush on another girl so I didnt get any. But at least I am not a peedo

>on jury service a few weeks ago
>girl of my dreams on the same panel as me
>meet eyes with her and smile a couple of times
>muster the courage to talk to her afterwards
>she's friendly and lives in the same area as me
>bitch out and leave without asking for her number like the khv I am
I know she probably wasn't interested or anything but I'm still kicking myself anyway.

>be normalfag
>never fucked a futa
>might as well be virgin

Life sucks

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I'm the opposite. I'm cute but in a puppy dog way since I have a Babyface and am a manlet. Girls treat me like their little brother and don't see me as a sexual being.

idk a few guys have asked me out but im too nervous
just waiting for a guy to understand me

>right one

Basically anybody who isn't ugly. lol

Apparently some girls were attracted to me in HS and uni but i didnt see the most obvious signs. I guess im mentally ill because i've never wanted to have sex or be in relationship. My best childhood friend got engaged last weekend and i still remember our simpler times. Meanwhile im 26 khv and with each passing year i care less and less about girls.

Went on tinder and got a couple matches. Too pussy to message them though.

Reviewbrah?

M or F?