/r9gay/ - #546

I don't know what people do on dates. But my plan is doing something while drinking. I don't drink that often but he seems to get courage to talk more and sometimes says lewd stuff when he drinks while on voice chat. I told him to bring any game if he wants to play it, I hope he doesn't want to watch anime because watching anime in company make me feel kind of awkward.

>fags love niggers
maybe so but she still has boobs

shouldnt you be helping batman with something

any below average height scandiboy, who'd like to talk to a tallboy like me?

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I don't understand, how does that picture not make you want to fap to it? It's the perfect white bitch with a ridiculous cock, what's with you and boobs?

You should try it user

I signed a contract for a boyfriend a few days ago here and he just fucking ghosted the shit out of me. Who do I seek for a refund?

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Stop having standards, and just talk to people, and maybe you'd get a bf. retard

because it's a woman dummy! i don't like girls, even if they have grotesque monster cocks...

no reason to be rude user

>tripfags
>trannies
>anime-hating sluts
Kek, did /lgbt/ get shut down or something, what is with this influx of new anons?

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how tall are you? originay

192cm user who asked

Is the Washington user who whispers in his sleep still here?

Was he an unionised bf? Independent bfs can be flaky

>new anons
Sounds like you're the new one here, trannies have been rampant in the threads for ages it's nothing new. There's just periods of time when they get more uppity and brave about showing up here. Namefags were a problem exactly around this time a year ago, and people always call animeposters retarded

is that tall for a scandinavian?

user you could have the most unholy fap session but you refuse, give into the dark

Imagine her calling you a fag as you suck her dick, imagine her thick white ass do it faggot, stop resisting, just focus on the dick if you have too, do you know how often I wish I was like a straight fag or a fag fag who just found futa and could like get into straight fag and fag fag lore?

Just do it for the lore

LET THAT WOMAN RAPE YOU

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>tfw can't make cute vocaroos because you sound like a tranny and r9gay hates trannies

>tfw I'm not fem so I'll never get a bf

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I doubt he was in a union. Though if I remember he had some people vouching for him.
If you could just give me store credit so I can get a new bf that'd be fine.

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>tfiw no comfy video game bf to play cozy games like minecraft and stardew valley
based

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Hey user, I'm still here, if you want me to post a form of contact or whatever, please reply!

yes, i was for the most part of my education the tallest one around
the average height is 180cm

yeah that doesn't really do it for me sorry user also:
>do you know how often I wish I was like a straight fag or a fag fag who just found futa and could like get into straight fag and fag fag lore?
that completely confused me no idea what youre trying to say

if i had to guess straigth fag is one who likes futa and fag fag is a ... maybe sissy or something degenerate? sorry my autistic is a little bit rusty i hope it helps you with your talk. translator user for your service

they were never cute to begin with, just shut up

I DEMAND YOU JACK OFF TO THIS SHIT I WILL RAID THE THREAD WITH FUTA PORN TO TEMPT TOU WITH SATAN YOU CANT STOP ME

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oh that's pretty short actually. I thought you guys were known for being tall. I'm 5'5" (167 cm) but I'm in america, sorry. You should move here, the average height ime is like 5'7"

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT IM GOING TO SMOKE WEED AFTER I POST A FEW FAG GIRLS

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it wont work user sorry its just not for me

tfw no short edgy bf

few boys would beg to differ UwU

>how do girls with dicks not make ur dick go boing

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Is Eesti boy fine

dont bully me, i didnt choose this name
this type of tranny only really started coming in last year

it's about the personality too user. I don't trust a girl to make me thirst for her cock in the same way that a guy can bully me into wanting him to cum inside me. Could be the voice.

Fuck it I'm smoking weed now

>a girl without dick is fine too

Jack off to futa fags

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something automatically having a penis doesnt mean a gay guy has to like it user, i like manly guys!

then they can listen to your shaky tranny voice all they want

And then trannies wonder why everyone hates them.
Trannies truly are mankind's greatest achievement in making the most annoying type of person.
Attention whoring of women with a man's ability that allows it to take it to a whole new level.

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Getting bullied by a girl while she's being homophobic to suck her dick is like magic

I want to be the short edgy bf

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You can't deny the pictures are sexy

>sexing a women
>homophobic
wat?

i cant be a NEET in america
i'd really prefer someone in scandinavia as i wouldn't want you to go through a lot of trouble to live here with me

dicks aren't hot unless they're attached to a guy who knows how to use it. Girls are incapable. Full stop.

>tfw very short and very edgy

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>tfw im not a scandiboy but i want to be your bf

Dude she could call you a fag while sucking her dick and she could think you're really gay for wanting to suck it all the time

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I want to fight you, how dare you insult my love

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>wanting to have sex with a women all the time
>homophobic
nope still i don't see it

>tfw want you to be scandi so you can be my bf

are you cute? which celebrity do you look like? can you grow a beard? if you answer correctly I can import you here and take care of you

literally my type in every way. i want to pick them up and hold them while they yell at me to stop

are you that danish guy on /soc/?

Dude, imagine the word faggot come out her lips with your mouth wrapped around her thick cock

I'm getting hard as I type this

No one will ever be my bf because
1) Old
2) Boring
3) See above

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that's pretty gay user, would you get hard if a man called you a faggot whilst you sucked his dick? I mean there's not much difference anyway

why do you post that in every thread, what even is a scandi bf?

are we allowed to talk about porn and link porn on here? because I'd like to ask for suggestiond

I'd date a older dude my limit is around 30 though I'd feel weird with too much of an age gap.

>dating someone over 20

>not dating someone 23-28
lol

t. a 21 year old

>are you cute
i'd like to believe so myself
>which celebrity do you look like
no idea user
>can you grow a beard
no

i'm danish but i don't post on /soc/

>what even is a scandi bf?
why user, it's a boyfriend from scandinavia obviously

im 18 user, that would be creepy

Dude ew, it's only hot if it comes out a girls mouth

You're probably young, smart but young, I've been a faggot my whole life and I've learned that being a pervert can be a good thing, it gives you reasons to exist, it gives you a heart if you can find out how, dude, imagining fucking futa with my big dick gets me so hard, you know how women are, they are all size queens, it's so hot that I want to give my dick to something like a futa instead, and rape her instead of giving it to some roastie, I imagine it must really turn the futa on, and make her very hard, kek

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>dating someone

GET OUT NORMIES

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I just realized I'm literally Dan. Holy shit. Like 1 to 1. My bf is more or less Chris.
I am okay with this. The show should've got more eps, it was pure kino.

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I think you need to seek out professional help user

degenerate whore why are you here

Play fighting and doing that stuff is sweet, especially when it's "done against my will" and the guy doesn't stop when I jokingly tell him to put me down or else.
atleast, that's how I think it is

Not 30 but soon there and worst part I don't look like a guy in his 30s. Looking like a guy in his 20s to mid 20s. Kill me, I will never be loved.

Maybe they can share with us their secret to getting a bf

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well user, there is also a desperate danish guy on the discord thread on /soc/ looking for a boyfriend, you should contact him, he seems cool :)

Nigger I need to seek out a futa gf
I'm here to corrupt fags for satan

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>he's 18
That's kinda disgusting, user. I bet you're really immature and only think about sex!

This the kind of boy I wanted to be with but I didn't get chance and now I am a grandpa and want to die.

>friend gets need with me a few times but we stay just friends
>Don't know how to bring it up that I want to do it again
>All I can think about is seeing his dick
Why am I so horny rn ahhhhhh

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> I don't look like a guy in his 30s
I've always thought it would be a good thing to look like you're younger than you actually are.
Maturity of a 30 year old with the appearance of a younger guy sounds like a nice package

you need to calm down and go outside

Problem is that younger guys want daddies I do not look like one and that's about it.

Oh I meant to say lewd not need

Nigger I just walked back from work and smoked all my butts and I'm debating smoking my last bowl

>outside

No dad

I want you as a friend. How do I get such friend, please advice.

>drug addict
this explains everything.

just send him a lewd drawing of some boys kissing or something
that'll send the signal

i must try it on my friends i don't have!

What about you? What kinda guy do you like?

just ask him if he wants his dick sucked (or whatever it was that you guys did), he'll probally say yes.