>tfw brazilian summer
just kill me already, I bet not even hell is as hot as this
Tfw brazilian summer
the worse is yet to begin,MonkeyAnon
TOMAR NO CU
it reached 34c here in my city, fuck brazilian summer. how someone is supposed to be happy living in a country that hot.
>JAQUELINE DE SANTOS
>VAI SER MAE
>COMEMORARAM E ME APONTARAM
>COM UM CHAMPAGNE
>MAS NAO VENHA NEM DIZER QUE ESSA RESPONSA E MINHA
>EU COMI AQUELA VACA USANDO DUAS CAMISINHA
>Implying thats the only problem
Holy fucking shit it feels like fucking death this summer.
Is it due to Global Warming? Has there ever been a summer so hot in recent history?
What is life like in brasill? Sao Paulo seems cool.
Global warming is fucking everything up. It used to snow here a lot even in the 2000s and now it hardly does at all and this winter has been warm as fuck.
>Too hot for hot baths
>Turn off shower electrical shit thing that always zap my ass
>Water still hot as fuck
>Pipes as made of steel
>Tfw the pipes are exposed to the sun
>Tfw I can't have cold shower
This i'd like to know as well.
Also what are you? White, Indian or black?
You could just move to the part of Brazil where it's winter
>34C
That is nothing. Curitiba is worse
>What is life like in brasill? Sao Paulo seems cool.
It fucking sucks. It's awful. Don't come here lol
>Also what are you? White, Indian or black?
Race in Brazil is something more complicated than America's. Think about how in the US in the beginning southern Italians and even the Irish were not considered "white", but as they mixed with other immigrants these became white. Brazil's conception of being "white" includes even some mixture of non-whites, so it's like a spectrum of "whiteness" rather than like in America with the "one drop of blood-rule".
The more affluent the whiter people are in Brazil. Basically you'll find few whites in the majority of people in middle class and lower class, but the high wealthy class is almost entirely composed of whites (with very little mixture).
>Race in Brazil is something more complicated than America's. Think about how in the US in the beginning southern Italians and even the Irish were not considered "white", but as they mixed with other immigrants these became white. Brazil's conception of being "white" includes even some mixture of non-whites, so it's like a spectrum of "whiteness" rather than like in America with the "one drop of blood-rule".
>The more affluent the whiter people are in Brazil. Basically you'll find few whites in the majority of people in middle class and lower class, but the high wealthy class is almost entirely composed of whites (with very little mixture).
I was just asking what race you were, and you didn't even respond to that question.
Didn't know the Kierkegaard tripfag was a Latin America connoisseur.
>but the high wealthy class is almost entirely composed of whites
Don't forget about (((them))), who are also considered white here
>Didn't know the Kierkegaard tripfag was a Latin America connoisseur.
I'm a connoisseur on many topics, my user friend.
>Don't forget about (((them))), who are also considered white here
Yeah, Jew is not even considered as a different race like in America and Europe do. We have so little knowledge of history that we think they're just another religion and not a distinct ethnicity.
I'm not an anti-Semite, but I can spot a kike from a mile away.
>live in sertao
>comfy 20C at night
>southfags melting alive at 30+C
the tables have turned
This mightn't be altogether much to do with Brazil, though do the Latin American countries surrounding it have more their own identities or do they function in a manner similar to the EU where anyone can really go anywhere within that region (and integrate fairly easily)? Been wondering this for a while. Also, how do Brazilians feel about Uruguay with it being formerly under Portuguese possession? Here's a headpat btw.
Its december you stupid shitskin mutt. It isnt summer
It's... complicated.
I'm going to go offline for a bit and if the threads alive I'll explain it.
>Also, how do Brazilians feel about Uruguay with it being formerly under Portuguese possession?
it was under brazilian rule for some time too we dont really care about it
You still didn't tell me your race. I know it doesn't matter but now I want to know.
>34C
>Hot
I thought Brazil was supposed to be hot. Here in Portugal it sometimes reaches 40C.
How is it not summer you retarded mutt?
Is Brazil nice to visit? Will I die as a whitey?
>Is Brazil nice to visit?
no
>Will I die as a whitey?
yes
the season are opposite in the southern hemisphere you retarded jackass
>34 C
You're like a baby. Try living in Texas, it gets up past 40C
tfw no brazil gf
>summer
no, user. It's winter in december. Everyone knows that.
>Is Brazil nice to visit? Will I die as a whitey?
as long as you don't go to shitty parts of Rio it's ok, dont go anywhere else
>yeah man don't stray 20 feet too far into the dubiously defined "shitty parts" or you'll fucking die
already booking my relaxing vacation in this hellscape as we speak.
Guys I'm fucking afraid of global warming. Where in America should I live so it's not too hot and humid in summer but not too dark and cold in winter?!
I currently live near st. Louis oh the IL side.
what's ur top temp down there in the favela?
leaf here. cold as shit. how much does it cost to fuck a 10/10 prostitute down there
Oh, you're not getting it, we're not talking about temperatures during the day, it's almost midnight and it's 30C here in SP, and i live in one of the coldest regions of the city, most regions are probably worse than that
Summer is FAR better than winter. By a lot. At least you can function in hot weather, in cold weather it's hard to do anything because you're shivering.
t. AZ native
*Namefag.
And Kierkegaard is a self-hating hapa.
Most places in Brazil require workers to be dressed in formal attire (except for retail and manual labor) so going to work during the winter is only inconvenient when it rains, but in the summer it's absolute hell to wear those kind of clothes, specially if you have to use public transport
Hate to break this to you, user, but you're retarded.
>tfw argie
>rained today
>didnt cool down one bit, its still hot as hell
>not only you have to deal with 27c+ but also an average of 75% humidity
I want out of this city robots, its filled with kikes, ghettos, feminists and normalfags in every corner