Haha DANCE WAGIE DANCE

haha DANCE WAGIE DANCE

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fucking pathetic. nothing worse than a wagie that's a machine as well
when I used to wage I was nonconformist. Yeah I worked at X but I still by from Y
I'm no machine!! YOU CORPORATE COGS!

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Christmas coming up soon wagie, remember to to work extra hard this weekend, those gifts wont sell themselves.

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We need to eraticate you neets, waste of oxgen

>be american waiter
>must dance and clap at the whims of your customers or no tips
do americans really do this?

of course they do americunts love their shitty slave jobs

Yes. If a customer takes you (waiter) to the side to inform you in hushed conspiratorial tones that her daughter, Alison, that today is her birthday, and if you can do your special birthday thing for her, and if you don't do your utmost to humiliate and stress yourself out to accommodate such a selfish request on a busy Friday night with seven other full tables, then you will be given a astonished looks of disappointment from Alison's devastated family as they leave without a tip.
You dance when the boomer says you dance.

I saw my wagie, trying hard as wage could try
What could I do
My wagie's fun had gone
And left my wagie blue
Nobody kneewwwwwww

I lost my neetbux

Only lived on oats and potetoes the last 2 months

how do I convince them Im crazy and cant work

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At Baskin Robbins if you give them your change as a temp they have to shout "Tip Tip, Hooray!", Truly the peak wagie experience

god i love america

Go to a doctor and lie your ass off. Anxiety, depression etc. Then get the pills but DONT take them. Then file for government cash you fucking parasite.

One day...
The NEETbux will end...

only on the day that western civilization ends

don't they test your blood to make sure you take your meds?

They do, don't follow other anons advice if they test your blood and see you arn't taking your meds then that doctor will drop you as a patient. It happend to me.

yeah i figured, i've told my therapist vehemently that i'm against meds

here you go
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inspiration

thanks a lot, exactly what I was looking for

wtf i love baskin robbins now

Can't you actually become depressed FOR REAL by taking them? so he should take them.

they can also make you suicidal or prone to violence, a lot of these recent school shooters were on prescribed medication

Heh, Kingdom Hearts 2 reference.

lmaoo
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So that's what it is when they say there's not a lot of unemployment in Usrael... I guess you're kind of forced to if not your burger parents will push you out of your own family house or something.

that thicc slampig on the left tho

How did you afford those tendies? You must have cashed in all of your good boy points for mom to give you that kind of scratch!

How did you get them in the first place? How did you lose them?

You'd sell your mother to live here though lmao

We had some terrible corporate lipdubs here in France too.

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