How can I get a permanent ban from the whole site? I really need it

How can I get a permanent ban from the whole site? I really need it.

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OP here. Mods please ban me forever.

post some cp.

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Just stop using the site. Teach yourself some self-discipline and self-control. This board in particular is boring as shit so there's no reason to even browse here. I should start practicing what I preach and I think I will starting now.

Just post cp dummy

simple start pasting gay mlp in Jow Forums, the Jow Forumsomandos will make shure you never come back

Nope. That is sick,illegal and too troublesome if I just want a ban.

I'd tell yoh but I'm actually scared the jannies and mods will ban md for using the ban sequence.

Post CP OP
>OR ELSE I SAY THE N-WORD

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Maybe you're right but a permanent ban would give complete freedom from this time consuming site.

You know what you must post anone

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This user has been banned for this post

-Moot

Say it user

Break all global rules but rule 1

call the mods faggots. that'll get you banned

Try dabbing on some jannies

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You're just gonna get a vpn. I bet100 bucks on that

Just post a cute lg in a bikini.
I once got permbanned for posting a 12 yo in the pool.

JANNIES Are FAGGIEs

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You'll still lurk if you get banned.

also you could get an X year ban by saying you're (18 - X) years old

>Teach yourself some self-discipline and self-control
That what's your genes, your parents, the school system and your job are for, faggot, adults can't learn discipline or self-control if they already haven't unless someone/some event makes them.

Most humans would fucking die within a few years if it weren't for other people. We're like the opposite of a tiger or a bear.

We spent all our evolution points on thonking real good but not surviving
>tfw no tail to hang from trees with
>tfw no horns to show of to roasties

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