Bought my first sexdoll about 3 years ago

>bought my first sexdoll about 3 years ago
>was fat
>daily to near daily use of it got me to lose weight
>still kinda fat
>still losing weight
>bought other dolls as time went on
>had a few close calls with family finding out
>cont

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sanhuidolls.com/product-page/sanhui-mini-size-65cm-linda
amazon.ca/Lovely-Doll-Silicone-Metal-Skeleton/dp/B07K2VWNZR/
youtube.com/watch?v=57BdAogIod0&list=PLOIHJk_0k1U1MUywZMzuNBVYozvIoF_pP
amazon.com/Racyme-Entity-Model-Channels-Natural/dp/B07LCH7T8T/ref=sr_1_1_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1545392699&sr=1-1
wmdolls.com/
6yedollglobal.com/65cm-big-boobs.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

ur lying. time stamp. that bed set is the jersey set from urban outfitters, only girls and gays would have that.

how much did she cost? been thinking of getting one

Those are nice nips desu. Can't wait til they come with elongated nipples and other shit no real woman has

>before and first year of having the doll I could not shovel out my driveway in one go
>this year I did it in one go and less than half an hour
>other chores are less of a chore
>feel lighter
its some shit from walmart you 200 threadcount threadwovenfag. will timestamp them all after im done fucking around

>weight loss was noticeable to me after awhile and the first year doc said I was losing a good amount of weight
>family and co-workers keep asking me what i am doing
>but have to omit the truth a bit but just say diet and exercise
>fat office chicks scowled at that prospect tho.

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C'mon OP, don't be a faggot
Timestamp with next post please

>fat office chicks scowled at that prospect tho.
They angry that weight loss takes effort, or they know you are lying?
What kind of office work do you do? Are you a clever clogs or just a mail room menial?

keep goin op
it would be nice if this wasnt blebbit bait

>after awhile I realized that I need some new clothing that fits me
>on the way to walmart and target for new clothing I get the brilliant idea to buy clothing for dolls as well. no one would mind, right?
>go to a different store far away
not done fucking around yet

>cart full of clothing
>for myself
>and for dolls
>so there are XL mens clothing
>and XS and S female clothing
>female employee sees me looking around the womens clothing and asks if I need anything
>ask if they have any sundresses for sale
>get a held back smile followed up by a long "no" and points out the time of year
>but she helps me with some light tank tops of various sizes
>so she asks if this is for family or not
>lie and say yes
>cant tell if doing her job, or being overly nice or trying to figure out if I am a pervert or not
>an-
wtf is blebbit?
its a medium sized pharmaceutical gig.

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fine heres your damn timestamp

>thank the woman for her help
>go check out
>no dirty looks from cashier
>see the woman who helped me standing near the exit and waves goodbye
>wave back and head out
>driving back home unsure if I shoulda said something

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damn that doll thicc, whered u buy that? i want a milf mommy doll

Doll in OP: 750 usd and like 80 shipping
Tan doll in 4th post: 1000 usd and 100 shipping
Gigga titty shrine maiden: 1100 usd and 100 shipping

Outfits not included, they only send one wig

Fairy doll in this post: 350 usd and 50 shipping - came with two small outfits and some hair extensions

I tried to post an amazon link to a few of them but the spambot is telling me to fuck off.

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Imagine falling asleep in a heated milf bots lap while it strokes you and performs ASMR

the tan one? its an optical illusion because of the way I put it away, its back is bend backwards and arm is covering the rest.

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I bought a sexdoll but the eyelashes fell off. it was a nightmare to deal with so I just ripped the eyelashes off the other eye and ran a black sharpie around her eyelid. Now she looks like a cheap whore

paper towel
tooth pick
tweezers
a steady hand
gorilla glue gel (or any kinda super glue)


glue on paper towel
roll tooth pick tip in glue
use tweezers to grab it by the eyelash
you decide on dabbing the eyelash or place you want to put the eyelash

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How much can this little fairy one take? I'd like a doll but could only afford a mini one like this and store her in a foot locker when people are around

These posts have seriously made me consider buying a sex doll.
I have some sort of fucking curse that makes me itch terribly whenever i exert myself physically it only doesn't happen when i'm masturbating or having sex with some escort.
But how long do their pussies/asshole last if you have a big dick? Do you have to be gentle with them? Use a ton of lube?

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My dick is 6.5in long and 5.5in circ and it takes it no problem. some ripping around the vag but those rips never got bigger and they been there awhile.

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>getting Jow Forums fucking your sex doll all day
This is the greatest thread I've seen on Jow Forums in a while
How much did you weigh before and how much now, also height?

How easy is it to find clothes that fit her? And what's maintenance on her like

holy shit, shes way smaller than I thought from the 1st pic you posted

I want to see her on a dick. How does it work?

show pls.

>big dick
I am average and I destroyed my second doll (not pictured) trying to do the mating press. Mouth is going to be tight/impossible tho. on each of the dolls besides fairy:
Vag: tight and right with ample room for my nuts to slap its ass
anus: tight but deeper
mouth: extreme tightness and shallow. maybe 3-5in deep
>gentle
it helps, but if you were thinking hanging them up by their nips and hooks you are in for a surprise. PTE is pretty resilient and fixing cuts and other nicks takes some skill with a heat gun, baby oil and sandpaper.
>lube
I have no idea how to measure this. Maybe 4 drops on my fingers to lube up the inside and another 5 drops on my dick to get going? rarely do I have to relube.

Its like 5.5in deep and yes there is stomach bulgding

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>clothes
fairy doll is from the manufacturer. its generally like 20-40 for a new outfit. the doll itself is 35cm tall and finding something to fit it will be hard.

The other dolls however easily take womens XS or regular small if it can stretch a little.

Cosplay outfits are Small or Medium if you know how to sew even just a little to hem the waists.

>maint
After use I take a rod, wrap it in a microfiber cloth designed to wash a car.
jam it in
twist
do it again with a dry corner of the cloth until dry
put it away.

Once a month I give them a full body baby powdering to keep the smooth skin effect. Dolls get sticky if this is not performed at least once a month.

If I finish outside:
pat dry area
make sure its dry
baby powder area

Also in general like its ass if it collects too must dust and hair just baby powder it and blow off the dust and hair.

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I am 6'1"
I am 275lb now
Started off around 410-420lb

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>lose 150 pounds just by regularly getting to fuck something

over 3 years time

Holy fuck get one "not original" reply and captcha goes from nothing to bend over for 5 solves

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he was probably doing it 12 hours a day or some shit

what would you do if you family found out

also describe what it's like to fuck them

cute clothes!!!

Damn this pic is sinister
Is that her head on another hanger on mid doll?

>family
I honestly do not know. They came close to finding out for gigatitty doll tho only very recently
>ordered doll in november
>mom calls me sunday morning telling me they need to move thanksgiving dinner to my house because a burst water pipe destroyed parents house
>wtf.jpg
>cant say no because "sorry mom got a sexdoll coming in a few days"
>have to say yes
>scrambling sunday night to find where doll is and going to get a hold on it
>find out
>get number
>first shit to do in the morning
>wake up at 9am monday morning
>check site
>"out for delivery"
>text from parents they sent 8am "heading to your place now
>try to get a hold but its in car already
>oh god oh no
>doll gets delivered
>tempted to take pics and do other stuff to it
>5 minutes of photo op parents get into driveway
>stand in closet and hope for the best

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>spend monday shopping for thanksgiving stuff like ham, bird, etc
>on the way home parents thought it would be a good idea to get a hotel room for one night
>didnt wanna argue because I know they still fuck and gives me time
>spend monday night vigorously with doll to make sure it drains every bit of bad thought juice out of me to get me through tuesday, wednesday and thursday
>tuesday was normal
>wednesday was normal
>thursday is when family started coming in
>while I did not have any spergy moments there were like 5 kids who were getting into everything downstairs
>whenever one had to use the upstairs bathroom I listened closely to the footsteps and the loose bag of soda cans I put behind my bedroom door as some last minute security
But after dinner some family took off
And the rest left after the game
Nervous fucking wreck afterwards.

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Oh shit I remember you making a thread asking for help on what to do because this was happening to you at the time

>hanger
Yes. This doll does not have Standing Feet. I ordered a little quick and didnt think about it because I wanted a tanned gyaru in my life. So my options are to hang it up so i dont destroy its feet, or lay it down and flatten its ass. If you ever order a doll make sure you get the Standing Feet option.

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Alright I gotta ask, what does it feel like?

Tell me, are sex dolls legitimately worth it?
I mean, I wanna buy one, but I'm not sure if I'll regret it after cumming inside it hundreds of times that I'll get bored of it.

They all look like they'd feel completely unrealistic.

Each doll is different in texture and design. model, manufacturer, etc. But generally:
Vag: soft ribbed, bumps and a weird vortex thing at the end
Anus: kinda looser feel, lots of bumps and more smaller ribs
Mouth: intense suction after you get it in all the way and get the air farts out with a design I cant really describe. also super tight since the holes are naturally smaller
Tits: all smooth and fun to fuck if they are big enough. generally not my strongest orgasms but I love watching it fly down their bellies and sides. gigatitty doll feels the best and softest
Also if you do get one you can use your fist to push down on its stomach or back before you put it in to create more suction.

I am on doll number 5. Sometimes being able to dress them up as the waifu of the month is amazing.

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Why do you keep buying new ones? Are they not that durable, or do you just collect them or something?

I'm 6'2'' and 350 pounds
is this the solution
I wanted to get more weeb-oriented dolls and shit but customs, etc.
any advice on buying

Various fetishes. And durability varies on the owner. I destroyed my second doll because I didnt know much about doll care at the time and got rid of it
Bottom Left: minigirl, stomach bulging, etc (first doll)
Left: Gyarus or anything toned and tanned. have the baggy socks, leotard print stuff, blonde wigs, etc(third doll)
Middle: Anything with an extreme body type. lara croft, tifa lockhart, japanese shrine maidens, etc (fifth doll)
Right: generic anime and video game waifus. Also I bought an elf head for it (fourth)

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>holy shit, shes way smaller than I thought from the 1st pic you posted
Look at how huge the Gameboy looks compared to her.

post vid of you fucking it please

If in america, any dolls get through customs since they are not illegal. loli dolls might get illegal sometime in the next few years. go check out "creeper act"
if in second or third world country (canada, europe) you will get fucked good by customs for loli dolls. tall (5ft or higher or so) flat or small tits seem to get through tho. make double fucking sure you know your own laws and dont use this post in court please thanks.

As for weeb or anime faced dolls.. cant think of any. You can get some pretty asian looking faces however and pretend you are on vacation in the Dead or Alive universe.

Fucking Jow Forums man.

Never change.

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Bumpity bumpity bump-bump-bump

oh man the sexdoll poster is back. I remember seeing these threads last year. has your collection grown since then?

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I am going to have to argueably and truely and fillerly agree that yessiree bob yeah sure done all did is has done

Depends. Are you desperately poor? Don't do it. Are you still living with parents/judgemental roommates? Don't do it. Do you not give any fucks? Then go ahead why are you even asking.

I bought an onahip, not exactly a doll but it was $150. I enjoy fucking it, but I regret buying it because I'm strapped for cash atm and I'm a poorfag who only works a part-time job making $400~ a month. I also turn into a nervous wreck using it because it can make noises if I try to fuck it rapidly and I still live with parents. All in all I regret it but if I lived alone and had tons of dosh shit would be cash. Dolls are more expensive and you are in even deeper shit than if you just had a normal sex toy with normies if they found out.

fuck me what a great thread

in a few years i'm going to be raking in the cash after my career takes off and buying a sex doll is on my list. I have to be real with myself, right now I don't envision losing my virginity in the next 4-5 years.

Are the things worth the money? I would be dropping a few grand on a quality one.

If you were to dispose of your sex dolls is it as simple as tossing them in the trash or do you need to be more discreet with it?

Too much to answer but I think the ancient doll thread in /t/ is still up..

HOly shit its over a year old.

How discreet is shipping and billing? I kinda like that fairy.

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If ordered via amazon, it will be a regular amazon tick on your card history. If ordered via manufacturer it will be "axbdoll inc" or somesuch.

The box is a box. It does not have "HEY U GUAIS THERE IS A SEXDOLL IN HERE LOOK LOOK". but now that you made me think about it an experienced package handler would know what it is.. and these have to go through customs which means xraying and such.

But 5 dolls into this adventure and still no midnight raids on my house by torch carrying feminists

sanhuidolls.com/product-page/sanhui-mini-size-65cm-linda

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this is why i only buy online. people are so fucking nosy. its none of there fucking business and they should stop asking questions what the stuff im buying is for.

I'm a fucking leaf. If I order this one, will people set me on fire?

amazon.ca/Lovely-Doll-Silicone-Metal-Skeleton/dp/B07K2VWNZR/

p cute desu

>amazon.ca/Lovely-Doll-Silicone-Metal-Skeleton/dp/B07K2VWNZR/
id flip a coin on it.
i see tits
it weighs like 55 american weights
its probably like 5foot tall. height not listed but just eyeballing it from the props and the weight itself

yeah. flip a coin and risk your life on the outcome.

Finally, a sex doll thread. I can't wait to get one. This cutie will be mine soon.

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You know, if you're making a shit ton of money, you could always just pay for the real thing.

>knowing where it's from
and what does that make you

>PTE
its TPE, OP. If you're going to give doll advice at least get the terminology correct. Also, you mentioned super glue earlier. Don't do that. Its gets flaky and scaly. Use normal eyelash glue for women.

>this thread
I really have no words, user. Absolutely none. For once in my life, I am completely and utterly speechless.

Don't buy a doll on Amazon. Find a reputable vendor through the doll forum. Amazon is a real crapshoot.
If this is the worst thing you've seen online, you must be underage.

better than getting divorce-raped desu.

Idk if you've seen this dude's channel, OP. But he has some good doll content. Little tips and tricks.
youtube.com/watch?v=57BdAogIod0&list=PLOIHJk_0k1U1MUywZMzuNBVYozvIoF_pP

>ripped the eyelashes off the other eye and ran a black sharpie around her eyelid. Now she looks like a cheap whore

Made me laugh more than anything else on here in a good while.

Fuckin kek, based doll poster

>upside down hanging head
definitely makes it look a hundred times worse if anyone walked in

How do you clean it after nutting inside? The vagoo doesn't come off right?

I think it's like your usual fleshlight you can it apart from the body. That's why I don't use mine so often, that's boring. When I'm really motivated I clean my fleshlight and put some VR porn on my ps4 for a quality fap.

There are vaginal inserts you can pay extra for, you just pull it out and wash it in the sink. But if you get a fixed vagina you have to douche it and dry it. You have to ensure all the cavities remain dry when you're not using it because mold can grow if you're a lazy dipshit.

Damn, OP. Keep on fuckin'. You'll be healthy in no time.

Can you post a link to buy this one?

found this mini doll, is it legit?
amazon.com/Racyme-Entity-Model-Channels-Natural/dp/B07LCH7T8T/ref=sr_1_1_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1545392699&sr=1-1

You don't want to shop for dolls on Amazon. Go to an actual doll website.

I should add- depending on where you live, you don't want to try getting a smaller "young" looking doll. If you go above 5 feet, and keep the boobs somewhat big, you won't have a problem. Unless you live in Japan, anything else is a risk.

WM Doll is pretty popular. Here's their website. But you can look around for vendors that might get you better deals.
wmdolls.com/

whats a legit place to get one of these mini 1ft tall dolls like in

2 foot 2 was the shortest I could find.
6yedollglobal.com/65cm-big-boobs.html

I threw my sex doll away I just couldn't bother to clean it up after every session cause of how heavy they are.

Don't waste your money.

its definitely not for everyone. But not everyone is a quitter. Some people feel love for their dolls.

>feel love for their dolls

Falling in love with a sex object.. Well, that's fucking stupid.

>Falling in love with a sex object
people do it everyday

Our maybe truly enlightened.

literally no different than waifufags. At least dollchads have an actual thing to touch and have sex with.