Post your ideal gf and santa will bring you one

no other ideal gf compares

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Calender

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It's not a GF, but it's the same meme

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fuck
why is she so perfect

Come to Miami dickhead

Guess I gotta reply now

I can't wait for this. I'm so excited.

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And with that, this thread is closed boyz.
/thread

oooOOOooriginally i hate winter break
give me a gun so i can end it

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There can be only one for me

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I wan gf now

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I'm gonna be alone, forrever

gonna dump some of my favourites
d
1/4

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yaahhhnnll minf asfcvk

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2/4
Oh God, I love that one, makes me sad that I will never encounter such a girl :/

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I feel you man
Origianal

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3/4
where are my sad robots at
originini
:((((((((

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4/4
I wish irl tsunderes were not fucked up mentally. Apart from the fact, that they don't exist

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Date me nigger

If this thread taught me anything, it's that you're all a bunch of little bitches who want to be coddled.
You don't want a gf, you want a slave to cater to your every whim and validate your laziness and lack of ambition.

There is literally nothing wrong with that, stop being a faggot.

Thats what relationships are nigger

no, you date ME

>thread about 'ideal gf' aka what you want from a girl
>wtf you guys are so demanding
???

you are one dumb fucker
literally half of these are just "i love you"

i want a pale sticc mean femanon to be my gf for christmas

All I want for Christmas is a reason not to fucking kill myself

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just want a biological nerdy gf

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wow I guess my mom fucking dying isnt original for you huh?

origaog

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Literally the only hope i have for the physical realm is a loving christ-chan waifu. Money , power , fame, fucking , all of it can go to hell, i just dont want to be alone anymore.

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>obviously same creators.

Projection gf.

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Navigator?

Also, kinda looks like Daria.

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make this shit catholic and we set for life

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What can I say I want someone like me.

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all I want is a girlfriend that will care about me and cuddle with me :)

Gudd amnit

my ideal gf is a girl close to my age that i find attractive and get along with
is that ambiguous enough?

I don't have one to post but please give me a creepy, obsessive gf please santa

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>You remind me of my father so much.
Way to fucking ruin it you freak

I want a tsundere GF so bad

PLS SANTA THANK YOU

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please god at least let me have this for christmas

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After coming to these threads for years on end, I've only recently begun to realize that I only have a vague approximation of what I'm attracted to. It's a sad feeling.

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>refugees welcome gf

It's fine these are just fetishes. Anons would get bored of them in a week.

here's a cool one that I like. thoughts?

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Tsunderes do exist, they are just unbearable cunts in real life

Tsudere 100% exist irl, back in Highschool my semichad friend was always insulted by the 5 popular and productive class Beauties, whenever he asked them what he did the response was always "you know damn well what you did", aways being rude amd disrespectful.

3 years later he slept with them all in the span of less than a year, dated 2, they all admitted to having had feelings for him back in High school.

>D-don't dominate women, it's totally not what they want!!!!

Am I an asshole if I had a friend who acts exactly like bully gf but I ignored her and purposely tried to get closer to others just so I can distance myself away from her? and she was also a loner too outside of work.

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they do exist, I'm one
I just happen to have a dick also

Please santa just give me thissss

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You just have shit taste in women, nothing really to do with being an asshole, not everyone can handle the teasing and stuff

JESUS FUCKING CHRISTS THIS IS ME!

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As much as I hate to admit it I liked our constant bantz on each other everyday. It's just that I'm a poorfag who's desperately trying to help my family so I deliberately pushed her away.

I just lost the girl I've been with for the last year and the only girl I've ever cared about, how did you guys get over that kind of stuff?

I want her to be black and not horribly mentally ill. Maybe a tolerable amount of mental illness is ok.

You realize there are bigger things to worry about in life like your job,taxes,financial security and what to do when you're too old to work.

Keep living your life, it doesn't matter how great it was before because it's over now and if you get hung up it'll only get harder to move on. If you're socially adept enough to have a gf I'm making the assumption you have a couple good friends, hang out with them and do the stock "fuck that bitch" circlejerk if it makes you feel better, that helped me early on.

Understand that you already had something pretty great once, there's literally no reason to believe that you'll never find something that good again unless you get really far into your own head. Have any sort of successful interaction with different girls and your self esteem should start coming back, it doesn't even have to be romantic. TL;DR, just keep bee-ing urself and rely on your own life and your friends to carry you past this.

Also, Santa if you can deliver my cymbal gf by mid January I'd appreciate it.

Why do I care about stuff that doesn't bring me joy and can be done easily. I just want to be happy and I feel fucked.

Thanks, user, I needed these words. I couldn't even get out of bed. I hope you all have a merry Christmas.

Brazilians> Average Latinas

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I sure love to have your position if you think those things I've mentioned can be done easily

I just want death op, can santa bring me that?

Been there. It's an unbearable hell. Also, i'm kind of forced to deal with her forever because she had my user cub.

Santa be praised

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I really need one of that

I want a gf that's fun to be around, and we can share each others hobbies.

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as a weeb, I really need THIS kind of Japanese GF

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owies, that's pretty great.

I wanna thank you too for this user because I needed this as well.

ararararararara
oraoraoraoraoraoraoa

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This minus the public collar wearing

i think im at least slightly compatible with five of you

>Witchhouse
Fuckin' perfect gf

my ideal gf is a dead headless decapitated limbless bitch in a ditch somewhere covered in maggots and worms with her face eaten off

I don't know why, but this one is my favourite

>mixtape
fuck off boomer

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tfw your soulmate might be stuck on another continent in some shithole

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thank you for not saying it was you who was getting the attention from the class beauties like most of the assholes here would have done. you are an exceptional user and I appreciate you. based and not cringe.

>Have Canadian Indian gf.
>Doesn't do any of that.
>Calls me a hoser sometimes.
>Makes me tasty Indian food.
>Sucks hose like a succubus.
>Kinda crazy.

Who would have guessed one can meet this on a Jow Forums derivative IRC.

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I'll take one(1) weeb fansuber gf thank you very much

AH SHIT I'M FEELING IT

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Please be my gf if we are compatible?

One of these, please santa? Orignalio

please santa. Or make bitcoin go to 100k so i can retire peacefully.

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Please just.... Someone similar.

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WAIT A MINUTE. I KNOW YOU! OH MY GOD WHICH FUCKER FROM TH /ACO/ DISCORD IS THIS.

>brazilian
>blonde hair
why are my fellow brazilians so deluded? I know that there're some blond brazilians but they're an extremely small percentage of the population...