Tell me all the ways you would take charge and protect me if we were going out

I wouldn't, tranny.,.,.,

>Tell me all the ways you would take charge and protect me if we were going out

so you can fuck a new guy the next day after I die protecting you. fuck you.

Buy a gun and stop being a bitch

i'll make sure to drink plenty of prune juice so I'm strong and can protect you from bad guys on our date.

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>Tell me all the ways you would take charge and protect me if we were going out
I wouldn't, you dumb whore, go fuck off to Morocco. Your kind doesn't deserve protection from white men anymore.

Get swole cunt why I gotta defend you

I'll flail my arms like a enraged gorilla if any man, or manish woman, approaches you ;^D

No thanks.

I just have a can of pepper spray and that's it. But I've never used it.

You're weird but in a cute kind of way.

You seem really stuck-up and generally uninteresting.

No, I'm going to fantasize about my future robot bf and have a shlick.

Incels.

That sounds really nice. I'd date you if you weren't ugly.

You watch too many animes.

I would never do that.

Guns scare me.

I kek'd

Wouldn't need to take charge, I'm always in charge-

Idk I guess I'd cut the throat of anyone who attacked you? I carry a Ruger IV 45 for removing people's brains from their skull if necessary.

If anything happened I'd shoot the guy about to harm us. I am kinda short, but David beat Goliath with a rock and a sling, a bullet is a much better advantage.
Maybe I could teach you to shoot as well, so we have a better volume of firepower. Do you favor stopping power or magazine capacity?

no need to protect a woman from much where I live. I walk on the "outside" of the sidewalk at all times and the one time I almost got a gf she would insist to sleep between me and the wall, so that's kind of the same situation as with sidewalks. I prefer it any way, gives the freedom to get up at any time.
as for taking charge, if you're as passive as most women I'd initiate most things out of sheer boredom. I have no problem making decisions, I have preferences about everything. if you don't we'd probably end up doing "my things" a lot and you would eventually complain about that but also not offer an alternative. then I would realize you're not wife material and break up with you.

>muh incels
fuck off back to (((reddit))) you attention whore, if you're not gonna date any of the faggots on this board why else would you make this post other than for attention?

>You're weird but in a cute kind of way.
Hold my hand, ho.

>You seem really stuck-up and generally uninteresting.
Couldn't have said it better myself.

Oh yeah, and if you don't like guns then fuck off, I'd much prefer someone that shares my passion for all things Jow Forums

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>I'd date you if you weren't ugly.
id say im a 6/10 desu

I hope you get raped and beheaded

I like you but you seem a little violent. I think if we went out it would be only a matter of time until you start beating me.

I like your post. You seem really warm and determined. I don't know anything about guns but I guess stopping power would be better?

There's always a need to protect a woman no matter where you live.

>There's always a need to protect a woman no matter where you live.
from what? give examples.

If you were being robbed I would run to a payphone and call the police.

Eat you whole and keep you safe in tummy

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I have a recurring fantasy of body checking an active shooter. I weigh about 260 pounds and I'm 6'8", so even though I'm a fat fuck the momentum would be substantial.

The way it goes down in my head this week is that I'm at work, gunshots echo round the corner, all the qt3.1415s and office chads run away, I hid behind a wall, and as the shooter comes around the corner my blubber surges down on him and we hit the floor struggling while I repeatedly stab him in the head and neck with a pen.

It's protective, I guess, although probably not in a way any woman would want.

I'd bring a pair of razor sharp scissors that I can use as a weapon. I'd also bring an umbrella in case of unpredictable weather. Then I'd bring some tissue in case you need it. We'd take walks around populated areas and I'd always keep you close, periodically looking back in case someone might be following is.

don't know don't care what's your opinion on dr pepper

I'd made sure your needs are taken care. I'd take care of housework and cooking (not in a submissive way, I have a certain standard when comes to this stuff and I'd prefer to do it myself). Also "adventure" dates. I'd have to know more about you to give more details.

Well, generally speaking, smaller calibers are sometimes not sufficient to put down someone who is drugged up. That's why the 1911 was adopted by the US military, since the .38 service revolver at the time was not enough to stop the filipino mercenaries that were too drugged up to feel pain, so they kept coming despite being shot several times.
But, the drawback to a bigger bullet is having to carry less of them in a magazine, unless you want the gun's grip to feel like holding a soda bottle. A 9mm pistol typically holds about 15 rounds or more, while most .45 caliber pistols (mainly 1911s, but others exist) hold around 7 or 8 rounds, although some can hold 12, but they're quite big.
It mostly boils down to how accurate you are. A 9mm gives many chances, but you may need to shoot them more than once, while a .45 gives less, but will always put down its target unless it's a bear or something. If you want to really put them down, 10mm and .357 magnums exist, but the latter would probably take longer to reload, being a revolver.
Recoil is also greater for the bigger calibers, so that's something to consider as well.
At the moment, I don't own something that I'd feel comfortable carrying, but I plan to change that after I can do proper research on what I'd like to get, maybe take a trip to the range and rent a handgun in a caliber I haven't shot yet. In a pinch, I'd probably just borrow my father's beretta 92, 9mm is better than what I have available otherwise.

If we got cornered in an alley by a pair of niggers I'd offer them you as rape bait and make my getaway. If they wouldn't take that offer I'd throw my wallet at you, and run and leave you for dead.

>giant wall runs at guy with a gun
>gets shot 5 times
>falls down and dies
If you think this would go any other way you're actually retarded.

only correct option, everything else is for beta onionboys

>girls get beaten and raped because they look like

What you fucking incels don't realize is that they wear all that makeup for YOU. All a girl wants is to be a slut, for one man. They want to be a real woman and be put in the kitchen and look nice for you.

BUT YOU, have to protect them, because when a woman looks nice and doesn't have a man, she becomes a target.

if you incels want a girlfriend who loves to suck your cock and gives you pussy constantly and loves everything about you, you have to create an environment where she can do that SAFELY.

You will never get a girlfriend, a trap or anything if you can't understand the basic rules of men vs women. They want to look nice FOR YOU. They're hoping someone notices how much of a slut they are, but they have to be careful at the same time. What do you want? a real woman, or a person with a vagina who wears the same shit you do and never wants sex? Do you want a man, or a woman? If you want a woman, you're gonna have to protect her. You lazy vile pieces of shit.

It's a rule. If you cannot protect your girlfriend, you are a failure of a man. May as well cut your dick off. Very first rule of human nature. You must protect your girlfriend. If you've ever had a girlfriend and she didn't put out for you, the reason is ALWAYS because you didn't create the environment where she feels safe. You are a failure of a boyfriend and a man.

I'd work out for a year in advance to make sure I was tough enough to take down any threats to us, or at least intimidate them into submission.

If it was realistic it would be boring as fuck and not worth fantasising about.

When you imagine getting a gf, you don't imagine a 6/10 from Tinder with an annoying voice who lies there and whines "make me bounce" about fifty times without moving then never messages you again, do you?

If anything, I'm overprotective. When I'm with a girl I'm dating, I drive just a little bit safer than I usually do, I put the girl on the inside of the sidewalk, away from traffic when we walk together, and I don't let her start crossing the street on her own.
As for protecting you from the bad guys, I'm confident enough that I can do that. I'm actually a rather tiny dude, so I'm not very imposing, but I do arm myself, I'm street smart, and I'm really good at beating the shit out of people. I'm the kind of guy who always knows where every exit is, who's in a room, what's going on, and what everyone's looking at. Granted, 99% of the time just being friendly, unintimidating, polite, and willing to deescalate works, but people know not to fuck with me or a reason. I take nightwalks in the ghetto pretty much all the time and I'm able to handle the occasional crackhead just fine. So I've taken dates on some pretty risky adventures in the city that I wouldn't recommend to a girl going solo, and I can verify that I can handle the occasional creep.
If anything, I think I'd be LESS likely to kick somebody's ass with a girl by my side. I take fewer risks when I'm with someone and probably wouldn't be as willing to escalate things if a girl I was with could get hurt.
Also, I give my girlfriends I like knives and I make sure they're always carrying them just in case.

I would call you stupid and ugly and leave you at at a restaurant alone to pay the bill

I'd probably just let you get raped and go in for seconds when they where done

Are you even worth protection you fucking whore? Can you even have kids? Or you're used goods to the point you cant do what men want women for?