Femanons, post our minimum requirments for a boyfriend and your ideal boyfriend

What have you got against politically active people

I'm pretty much all of these things except not tall, gg.

a true citizen must have strong political beliefs or at least be concerned with the situation in his state. Of course, as a woman you don't need that - but don't extrapolate your life goals on your man.

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Nice one mate, thots begone

Fucking Felipe Mattar

>fairly physically strong despite his outward appearance
we aren't liviing in a comic book m80
>very thick skinned/legitimately unable to get offended by things
>completely unaffected by insults/mockery/ridicule
>doesn't have an ego, so it can't get bruised
deeply concerned about how you plan on treating this hypothetical man

I have a weakness for teen twinks I admit that. You can't be really into traps without being somewhat of a fag.

Same pasta every time, at least remove the double entries ffs.

>original biological sex, dont mind going lesbo
>generally skinny with some muscle
>not much on hight since im 160cm~ most boys are higer than me anyways
>funny and will introduce me to new music,tv ect
>makes money, dont care how just does
>nice face

Does that mean you don't mind doing a ffm threesome?

Good taste. A little nitpicky on some things but it's the ideal so that's expected, robots will claim this is unreachable because they're manchildren.

Thanks. Yeah, I know. I also don't expect to find a guy like that on here, but there's always a tiny sliver of hope.

>not obese
Every time.
Im working on it but weight loss is slow

JUST LET ME TAKE YOU TO DINNER AND LOVE YOU

Why are there plenty of men who like fat women but zero women who like fat men?

So you're probably trolling but this is a question for femanons in general. Let's say a guy that was on here saw your post and he was your ideal 10/10, he even reaches out and messages you asking to talk. What makes you think you wouldn't reject/ghost him because it's too good to be true or "my perfect 10/10 wouldn't actually browse this place" OR he said something a little off and you're in a bad mood in that moment so you take it the wrong way and just ghost him anyway? I'm just confused as to how most people think they'd have the balls to follow through with talking and even meeting their 10/10 when they're unwilling and paranoid to even have a conversation with some one on this site, or even on the internet in the first place?

>inb4 people hook up off the internet all the time
Hookups don't count, the people that participate in them are their own category.

I mean I fit most things but I'm a skeleton body-wise and I have some damage in the can so probably not what you're looking for. If you're into that whole MBTI thing then you're clearly looking for an INTJ, maybe INTP but I think INTP would be too giving. Plebbit has a decent sub for INTJs that's pretty active, ENTJs woudl be the second best bet (they're much less contemplative and patient though). Might have a snoop around

>thinks he's making right life decisions based off a meme personality test that's not much better than astrology
I feel sorry for you, user.

I actually studied both astrology and MBTI, as well as Keirsey, Jung, Beebe, etc. and basically I've made up my own mind about this stuff so go fuck yourself pal

>With the exception of Jung, has studied cult memes unironically and is proud of it
Oh boy, we got a live one.

Girls ghost for the most ridiculous reasons. I had a girl ghost me because i made a typo and didnt correct myself.

Women are lizard brained retards and wonder why they turn into lonely 50 year old cat mom wine aunts

I would of course be suspicious/wary of him at first, but I'd give him a chance and would love to talk to him. Over time, depending on his actions/behaviour & the things he says, I would determine whether or not I could trust him. If he really was my ideal guy, he'd understand me being on guard at first & would let me take time before I get comfortable. Doesn't mean I'd make him wait forever, or even that long of a time.
Jow Forums has a lot of cool & decent people, even on this board, but they can be pretty hard to find and Jow Forums hosts a lot of angry, mentally ill, and malicious people, who can potentially be even dangerous & definitely untrustworthy.
As for the offhand comment thing, I can of course overlook, depending on the severity of it or how alarming it was. If he says something like "I think I'm probably a sociopath and you shouldn't trust me or talk to me" then yeah, I'm probably not going to be as inclined to talk to him. He literally would be warning me about himself. I might still continue to speak to him if he made a sincere promise to not pull any funny shit with me, but it's a hard situation.
I can overlook honest mistakes and slightly rude comments if he could acknowledge he was in the wrong, and apologise. If you mean full on abuse, especially more than once, I'm obviously not going to let myself get walked on or screwed over.

Hope this answers your question.

>Thinks Jung isn't a cult meme that simply inspired several contemporary cult memes
You tried but you ought to do your homework

Getting through military boot camp is easier than getting a girlfriend. Holy shit.

What I have settled for before
>split the bill instead of expecting me to pay all
>had a car
>some of my friends thought he was 7/10 but they didn't see him at home and he wasn't really
>he would keep licking me till I had an orgasm before he would start his rabid rabbit thrusting
>5' 8" 155 lbs
>shaved 3 times a week
>throw a fit when I had to be around other guys

What I want
>chivalrous but not condescending
>never ever, pushed, shoved, choked or hit a woman including his own mother
>when I walk in a room with him every woman is envious of me
>never sent a dick pic to any woman before
>has his own money
>not once asks me about former lovers, for anal or a threesome or to watch porn with him
>6' +, that way when I wear heels he's still way taller
>accepts personal responsibility, never whines or cries and self aware enough to know when he's upset me
>makes me wet thinking about his touch

Please be trolling. Please please please be trolling.

>damage in the can
What did you mean by this?

I'm not interested in having a bf who actively browses Reddit, but thanks for the suggestion. While MBTI/psychology stuff in general is intriguing, I'm not a huge huge fan and I don't think it tells you *everything* there is to know about a person.

>49964279
>contemplative, intelligent
>not interested in politics
Fucking retarded roasties, will they ever learn?
No. No they will not.

alright how many roasties and larpers do I have to shoot to prevent those threads from popping up?

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It's not fair that ``can hold a convo'' is minimum. Not everyone is talented at entertaining other people. If you want to ``hold a convo'' then go talk to your friends.

Boring vapid lazy personality lacking fuck detected. Get the fuck out kid.

>What did you mean by this?
Abusive mom, neglecting dad. I'm almost 24 but it's done some damage throughout my childhood that still exists. Battling it and somewhat succeeding, not expecting anyone to really help me out, but I'm warning you that I'm way behind in terms of school and all that crap. Finding myself and other existential stuff. Really getting a hard-on for programming and actually feeling alive recently

>I'm not interested in having a bf who actively browses Reddit
I don't, I used to go on r/intj and r/mbti but not anymore, seems like it's just the same posts over and over so I quit it. The main reason I went there was to get more experience with MBTI and other types but it was mainly karma whoring and repetitions so I quit.

>lana del rey
>ideal : white

oh nononono

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This is female privilege in action. Males are held to unrealistic standards and told to ``get the fuck out'' if they don't meet them.

>a guy giving you head to make sure you get yours first is a bad thing
K bitch

Women are
>autistic as fuck
>boring as fuck
>barely have their own agency
>poor conversationalists
>goofy as fuck
And still demand the world

I agree with you mostly, but if you actually look at those situations a lot of those guys get ghosted because they're obviously overly aggressive and mildly autistic. They do something really pretty fucked up and get angry about it after. I'm sure there has been a ton of undeserved ghosting, though. I've even done it myself.

>Hope this answers your question.
You definitely did, but I'm still rather skeptical even of some one that seems to be as reasonable as you. I wasn't even referring to those levels of extremes. I'm addressing a slightly different issue, but in my experience, if a guy says anything that makes him self seem anything less than a superman a girl will lose interest.

its not a bad thing but why I settled despite his rabid rabbit thrusting

>>he would keep licking me till I had an orgasm
>>shaved 3 times a week

desu that what i genuinely thought thats what preserved as ideal and i never did. cus girls always complain bout guys not eating them enough before sex and having way too much pubic hairs?
im i wrong?

I settled for less than my ideal so what's your issue. I mean I really like him despite the short comings and found a way to work around things. Like its not a big big thing he only shaved 3 times a week but sometimes, like when we went o my parents he should have known to shave and wash his hair without me saying something. Or I let slide his jealously and sometimes understood it when he pointed out guys were just trying to have sex with me.

This thread reminds me of a leper licking crumbs off the ground. At least attempt to have some dignity

>Or I let slide his jealously and sometimes understood it when he pointed out guys were just trying to have sex with me.
Not trying to justify childish over controlling crushing behavior but most guys ARE actually trying to have sex with you. It's probably harder for most females to notice because they're blinded by the positive attention, or they know exactly what's going on and just like the positive attention and drama.

First become a man, then you can be a citizen.

Him licking me to orgasm made up for a lot so give him credit to hang in there before he got on me and quickly come. Like he knew so he compensated. I got what I needed and he did too.

The shaved part I meant his face, not just because it looks nicer in public but stubble is uncomfortable when he licked me.

Now it is very important a guy pays attention to his own area down there including manscaping some and cleaning his bottom and this particular guy did.

Honestly though, your ideal can be summarized with the words "gentle giant". Teach him to shave and fuck and you're good to go, why aren't you out there finding him?

>but most guys ARE actually trying to have sex with you
I know a lot are and had guys trying when I was barely a teen so seen most approaches but admittedly not all so can be fooled still. I'm human. Like he totally went crazy about some greasy tattoo mechanic that worked on my car, not my type of guy at all, and he was flirting and then started texting me to go out (he got my phone number from the garage). I had no control, surmised when he sent the text what he was up to, but what can I do when the guy is a bit flirty when I had to deal with him to get my car fixed?

minimum
>we get along
>patient
>kind
>male
>over 170
>white
>no big noticeable defects

Ideal
>either black or blonde long thick hair
>job:lawyer or in the military
>looks imposing
>is actually submissive

>inb4 crazy cat lady future

save yourself some time and kill yourself m'lady

As I said, not trying to justify over controlling childish behavior.

Ideally a lot of girls should do it, most actually. But the reality of the world is there aren't even many decent psychologists that are able to pull this off(subtly turn some one into a better version of themselves or an "ideal") and they've gone to years of schooling for it and it's suppose to be their job.

>"gentle giant"
no not gentle giant.. I said chivalrous not passive/sweet and certainly not a giant. I don't want some guy that is double my weight or so tall he has to kiss me in a crouch and when he escorts me to dinner it doesn't look funny me holding his arm.

I want a polite, thoughtful, professional, well groomed man my father won't wince when he sees him.

I'm actually on the higher end for all of those things except I work in tech. Too bad you live in -not the USA-. Good luck, user!

Just wanted to let you know that you're a retard

Men and women can't be friends, you're the problem in that one scenario and not his "jealousy" as you call it. Get a grip.

Sorry but I don't understand. Whats retarded about wanting a guy that I would be proud of and my father impressed with? I have a lot to offer too.

huh? I wasn't friends he was my bf and he was really jealous, a LOT and I got sick of it.

When someone starts flirting you usually say "thanks, you're so sweet but I have a boyfriend". It's really not hard.

If you don't see why, that's exactly why you're retarded :)

I was dropping my car at the garage and had to tell him what was wrong and what needed to be done and then he called to tell me how much the total was and I had to pick it up. So I should just wear a sign around my neck with taken on it? Or start every conversation with my boyfriend said. I mean that will cause some really unnecessary and uncomfortable moments going about my everyday life. I wasn't at some club ALONE.

Minimum:
> good hygiene
> have socially acceptable believes (ie not a white supremacist or anti-semite)
> has good relantionship with family, has friends
> loyal, funny, sweet
> eats pussy like a champ
> not allergic to cats
> no kids

Ideal:
> likes gaming
> watches anime
> hits the gym
> into cross-dressing
> uni degree
> Master's degree
> into hairy women
> lives in Europe
> into film history
> good singer

>submissive
You lost there.

>into cross-dressing
Why ruin a perfectly good list with this?

Why do you want him to be into cross dressing? My first gf was literally constantly on my back wanting me to let her put makeup on me and to wear her clothes. I have no idea what was in it for her and always BTFO her every time.

>moderate high IQ, doesn't have to be super high but above average
>likes to cuddle
>kind, no assholes
>no tattoos
>good with animals
>hard worker, not unemployed and not some dishwasher
>virgin is nice but not needed, just can't be a huge player
>no liberals
>wants a family (3+ kids)
>not too extroverted
>has hobbies, not too overbearing
>not a manlet
>not a drug addict, minimal drug/alcohol use at most
>not a smoker
>white
Not really expecting a guy like that here desu.

> have socially acceptable believes (ie not a white supremacist or anti-semite)
> into hairy women
> uni degree
> Master's degree
> likes gaming
> watches anime

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Minimum:
>retarded enough to put up with me, but can still take over doing the talking when my stutter gets bad
>located close enough that we can see eachother on a regular basis
>virgin

Ideal:
>tall enough to make my forget about body dysmorphia
>skelly or dad bod
>dark and/or kinda long hair
>smol penor (got surgery and apparently it's gonna really hurt when I do stuff)
>switch when it comes to lewd

I've been waiting for this thread
Here are the minimum requirements to toast my roast:
>at least a 4/10 in my eyes
>taller than my 5.5 freedom units
>somewhere between skelly and able to wash themselves
>born before the year 2000
>has ambitions equal or greater than my own
>interesting. I don't like boring bros.
>doesn't use Jow Forums (can know of it, just not a user)
>will let me ruin his discord friend group
>no beards

ideal/marriage/let you cheat on me tier
>8/10 white boy (family is racist, you'd understand anons)
>dark hair, YA protagonist eyes
>between 5.6-6.0 freedom units tall
>somewhere between 10-20% bf (weight is basically irrelevant since my height range is so big)
>upper-middle class
>more successful than me
>does social stuff for me
>no major addictions that would affect our relationship
>actually good in bed

>don't even meet the meme standards of Jow Forums bait posters
Damn. I really am going to be alone forever aren't I?

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I'd like to compare a guys list side by side to see

1) Is the criteria more difficult to meet

2) which sex is pickier

I'm pretty good boyfriend material but I have avoidant personality disorder

any cute, or semi-cute, femanons want to be my online girlfriend?

Why bother we know what will happen

>>Family is racist
Good family you have their. Youre very lucky. Unironically

Lmao women have excuse after excuse after excuse as to why they NEED to let men flirt with them

Like the guy is gonna cut your breaks if you tell him you have a boyfriend

My ex had the same excuses and guess what? She cheated.

Im all of these except i have tattoos
Is that really a deal breaker?

>let you cheat on me tier
That sounds promising. Do you want to watch when I have sex with other girls?

I'll never cheat on you, but I also probably will never talk to you (btw)

min.
>man
>white
>not brown eyes
>not black hair
>not submissive
>wants a family
>can provide money
>taller than me

ideal
>white
>pale
>blue/green eyes
>blond/ashy brown hair
>190cm
>nicely dressed
>'offensive' dank humor
>calm, caring, loyal
>physically strong
>not too emotional
>fashy/natsoc
>polite
>browses Jow Forums
>intelligent

We know the answer
Its no.

Here's every mans list
>be not obese
>dont be a huge whore
>dont cheat

Wrong. Even I have much higher standards than that and I'm a 26 year old virgin.
For starters:
>can cook
>not a nag
>not a nigger
>not a brainlet or a lazy couch potato

>implying you'd even meet the minimum requirements to associate with my flaps
lol ok
Honestly i'd like watching/participating more than just having you try and keep it from me.
Hell, if sister wives existed outside of that cult bullshit, i'd be down with the right guy as long as the other girls weren't insultingly ugly.

gosh some of you guys are ridiculous. I was at the garage because my car needed a REPAIR not some guy to flirt with me. You act like we go looking for it and you're just crazy. Anyway I put up with it before and won't again and why I say I settled for awhile and why my ideal won't have the same sickness as you do user. So you know I broke up with him because of the jealously and so you know I have never cheated or come even close.

My guess is your ex cheated on you for something major you did or didn't do or unreasonable erratic behavior on your part.

Oh and I won't settle again and wiser now to spot the insecure, jealous and possessive types.

not her user but I would never marry a guy with tattoos, yuck.

i knew something good was coming to me this christmas

>Hell, if sister wives existed outside of that cult bullshit, i'd be down with the right guy as long as the other girls weren't insultingly ugly.
Damn. Want to extrapolate on this? What kinds of bigamy would you be ok with? It's a fantasy of mine to have a couple sister-wives, breed them like rabbits out on an acreage on the city limits and have like 20 kids. The odds of that happening are near 0 but a man can dream. Too bad I'm not in America though.

Oups, meant to reply to:

HE WAS TEXTING AND FLIRTING WITH YOU AND YOU DIDNT IMMEDIATELY BLOCK HIS NUMBER

>AND YOU DIDNT IMMEDIATELY BLOCK HIS NUMBER
That is a lie, if you read in my post I knew for certain at that point his intent and told my bf. But was that a mistake because he filled in every blank just like you have with assumptions and accusations. Like he wanted to know what I wore when I took my car in like I was wanting sex with just any man that checked my car in. I had never seen this man in my life before. You guys are kookoo

Shit, thats me except im not in europe. Are you into gfd or?

Not 190cm and not natsoc, unfortunately for you.

That falls under
>dont be a whore

Oh hey it me.

I'm very close to this and 193cm but you are probably that trap that larps and I don't want you