I'm a russkie who dropped out if uni today
And you know what? Army is mandatory here.
Yay me
army is a waste of resources everywhere around the world
facts, Americans got cucked into thinking they need such a large military or even that that's a good thing
It's actually needed now to counter China.
Hope you are fit or else you will be in for a jolly good time of puking and passing out!
It's not our fault we're richer than you, Russkie
No you only need one nuke to end the world you faggot the rest is for protecting your precious goys
Fuck it must be nice to be so simple. Happily accepting propaganda. I'm jealous
One of these days the Soviet unions gonna come back and hen it does were gonna hang all of you jew loving mutts
This is not even ohpee
Only thing that'll be hanging are American nuts on your face when your country collapses for the 3rd time in a row
China built their military up because your presidents like getting fucked in the ass by some Saudis to get them to invade some neighboring countries. And now you gotta protect your goys from threats you created, while the citizens you fucked are fleeing to Europe. Imagine giving your life for that shit in Iraq, Jesus, Ameritards are hopeless.
I here in Russia Army you have to suck dick.
Also, fuck China.
Hope you get stationed in Krasnodar Or Crimea, senpai.
>counter China
why would china kill their cash cow?
>no universal healthcare
>no tuition free universities
>in exchange for this have no vacation, work several mc-jobs and live in your cars
>praying to trump god while high on crack so he brings back muh coal jobs
>well, at least i am wasting all money on weapons occasionally throwing them at the middle east so they need to be replaced
You actually think we can generate enough bodies to "counter" China?
Soldiers are just a formality now, anyways. The future of war is small, highly trained and highly equipped armies.
Idiot POGs will just be moving boxes at warehouses and picking up trash.
my father was conscripted
pray to god you can fight
take your service rifle with you and go on a killing spree
good luck
those 12 months are gonna be great
hello from Ukraine, fren
>from Ukraine
oh maybe you guys are gonna meet
>best healthcare in the world
>best universities that you would literally sell your family into slavery to just visit
>make more money monthly from those mcjobs than your PhD's make in a year
>a president that actually has balls and is world renown instead of your literallywho prime minister
>the police force from a single state can probably overrun and occupy your entire shithole in a month
>I'm a russkie who dropped out if uni today
>And you know what? Army is mandatory here.
Are you a prettyboy? Are you going to get raped and prostituted in the army?
dont worry user, you might able to try your luck on some retail job or some shit
>this is what burgers actually believe
it is almost sad how deluded they are like listening to north koreans