/britfeel/

>tfw honourary celt

it's friday nibbas
youtube.com/watch?v=MSWn6y0-ucc

I dislike brown people.

Hope your brownies burn the house down and woody gets abandon liked the used gay cowboy he is.

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Oi who said that was allowed??

i was given the nod by an actualy IRL celt

feel like this year I'd really like to play a nice action/adventure video game over christmas to make me feel less lonely.

perhaps I'll play a zelda game

Oof, double dubs then trips, impressive stuff mate.
I feel this picture is appropriate

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>tfw cutey seems into me even though they are clearly out of my league

Play Okami. Very hit or miss game, but everyone should at least try it.

Which one? Need to have a word with them about letting people in our club.

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lots of nice kevs in this thread so far, truly we are blessed

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i....i cant tell you lad, i dont want my honorary celt status revoked, might need to move in with you lot if things go tits up after brexit

i'm new here but let's get a pint in Belfast surely

that apu in the background is unironically me rn. only 15 mins in and im already holding back tears.

Don't get your hopes up mate. You will end up feeling like shit every time.

Time for a cig before I go for a little walk somewhere. I am very bored here stuck in East Devon

>mfw it was probably me
Nevermind, just make sure you're ready for Celt examinations

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I'm in Lisburn lad but been looking for ages to get a pint with someone
Just afraid of getting raped or beat up by a madman kek

>Celt examinations

probably not as invasive as im imagining

souichi kun
actually understand this apu more now i've seen the show
good work user. like proper good.

walk to west devon, see if the grass is greener

I feel like Skyrim would be perfect for that

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His head looks twice the size of hers

both my naughty posts got blessing of kev, I might buy a scratchcard
I didn't make it but that anime/manga looks creepy

aw fuck i'd actually come out too but i'm away in west tir eoghain

>tfw I am a fallopian tube and /britposters/ are the mixed sperm and ova

I've put off Christmas shopping for too long because I've got no fucking ideas for what to get. Now I've left it too late to use internet delivery and my only option is the overpriced shite in the shops. What are some decent mum presents?

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please don't post that spooky Apu lad, it's not nice

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Np lad
Next time you're up for it
I post every now and then about a Belfast or Lisburn meet
Just not a lot of ni lads here

>What are some decent mum presents?
A son to be proud of.

>walk closer to Cornwall
I want to keep as far away from that place as possible

She'd probably be happy too see you with a job and a gf. Why not give her that for Christmas?

May the glory of kev bless your scratchcard

mean posters are goneeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Well need to confer with my people first, can't make any promises. It's quite savage in the true norf.

I wish Moni was my gf, I really do!

This is where I watch tv

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Can a man in a dress become his own gf(m)?

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>Jewelry
>Toiletries
>Appliances
>Sweets

Honestly getting pissed at these newfags calling it "apu" or whatever

It's fucking HELPER

fact, wouldn't mind a pint! I'm usually at the gaeilge threads here or at Int, trying make my time on Jow Forums as productive as possible if ygm

a lot of the conflicts would be solved if humans knew toys were alive

No, he should get her an enormous dragon dildo. When she unwraps it he can ask her if she "needs a hand learning how to use it"

"Help Helper" is just a direct translation of "Apu Apustaja" you fucking spanner

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call it what it is you bender

Your thumb is as white as the can. That's a lot of time spent indoors.

The apu lads are the best and most comfy lads around

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on phone to mum and can hear her tone change when i speak. it's hard to even feign happiness now lads. i do feel bad though and wish i could try pretend better for her sake.

it was called apu before helper, outed yourself there lad

All I do is get drunk and lurk this fucking thread, I need northern buds I just wsnt to drink cheap pints in a wee pub with a music selector and sit talking about things that piss us off

>actually drinking stella

you should be ashamed of yourself lad

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squish lads are pretty comfy tbhwyl

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That little lass bonnie from Toy Story 3 reminds me so much of a little girl from my child minders when I was a kid.

not him but, you drink carling

Titlad. I'm redwine lad from months ago. Om the Stella simple as. Was supposed to go into town but its getting on innnit. 4pm I'm already a bit pissed. What u at lod?

Not him but squish and apu are best pals

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I love this picture for some reason, makes it all feel super comfy

I'm pretty sure Apu does bad things to Squish

lads i cant stop wanking over this

youtube.com/watch?v=jxPHkjgaXlg

I don't endorse the comments of the other poster
nowt wrong with stella, I drink it myself sometimes.

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Drinking with my old friend. He's recently beaten up some lads who were orbiting his roastie teenage gf.
He's likely going to do time but won't drop the stupid bitch girl.
>putting pussy on a pedestal

It quite literally wasn't you disgusting newfag

Slept 16 hours, I won't see daylight till Sunday now

She seems pretty cute desu

>roastie teenage gf
more like pedo stool

>got no alcohol at all
>too anxious to go out and buy any

Oh well lads

Alright Wallace lad you're a good lad

Even frugal women can't help but buy needless shit

Ironically I don't eat cheese

Lads where did dakooters youtube channel go?

ITT: newfags trying too hard. Who really cares lad. Memes evolve with the culture that's what makes them memes.

What you up to this evening? Bit drunk I am

what do we think of this fleg

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You evolve with faggotry

Ebin how big is your cock?

Not quite. She is 18. But 18 year olds are dumb kids that think they know everything.

sorry I'm not Titlad I just felt like posting tits

Hey they had a vote lad. Get over you ye little taig lads.

No idea, my parents were going to come and I was going to ask if mum can find my rogue gym card (last seen in the dash storage compartment of her car). If not I'd have to go see if they can give me a new one but I have no proof. The saving grace is they took a picture of me so I hope they have a searchable database. I might go to the shop for some better sponge scourers and milk aside from that

Hey, Poley - how about you fork off?

what are you wearing today lad

I always thought it was small but I think on a good day it's bordering on average. It changes size all the time. Sometimes it's so small I can push it below my balls and make it disappear but other times it looks large, especially when erect. The phimosis makes it difficult to gauge as it adds a bit of length

So far, smelly pjamas with milk stains on the crotch. They look like cum stains but they're not, I binge ate cereal and 2 pints of milk in a sad frenzy last night. When I go out I where the same clothes, grey jumper and black trousers

I appreciate this tbqh

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yesterday afternoons thread was comfy, what a let down today

Left work just as an ambulance was arriving for some 'lad' who can't handle his drink. Happy black Friday lads.

What can we do to make it more comfy for you lad?

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Simple, we gas the tripfags. It'll make life better for everyone.

This is the best county flag by miles. None of you faggots can even compete with the flag of Somerset.
Suck my big Dragon dick

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