Mommy GF general

So many girls call guys daddy, I dont get why the mommy kink is so universally despised yet its perfectly okay for some roastie princess to call the guy ducking her daddy

What's the matter, user? Let mommy handle your money for you. It's too much responsibility for you. You'll get an allowance if you're good and do your chores like I tell you to.

Damn it, thats actually kind of hot

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Dearest OP,
I search sauceNAO, I find nothing
I search iqdb, I find nothing
I search ImgOps, I find nothing
I become desperate
I search Google, I find nothing
Hand over the sauce now and no one gets hurt.

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real mom here if anyone needs any maternal advice. I'm here to help!

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No.

Don't fall for it. Real mommies don't care what you do with your money because they love you regardless.

It's okay, don't worry about it. Mommy will make sure your rent is paid and we can even go grocery shopping together. After that mommy will keep your money safe for you. Maybe once a month you can pick out a video game for mommy to buy for you if you're good.

Is it a mommy issue if she werent really there to develop issues with?

>mdib kink
what?

Stop larping. You're not a mommy. You're just a gold-digging whore.

I think its supposed to be mommy domme/little boy which is an age play kink

Mom, how can I get a gf just like you?

>It's okay, don't worry about it. Mommy will make sure your rent is paid and we can even go grocery shopping together. After that mommy will keep your money safe for you. Maybe once a month you can pick out a video game for mommy to buy for you if you're good.
fuck
i want this
i unironically want this
i wanna live a happy manchild life forever
i don't wanna grow up

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I assume it's supposed to be mdlb as in 'mommy dom lil boi' fetish. Like, the opposite of the 'daddy' shit.

Fuck off ro/b/ot i'm original.

My dick is pulling me in two different directions here

Are most women going to be disgusted by a mommy kink?

I can't speak for all women of course. I'm into it personally, and I have some friends who say it sounds fun. But it's like hearing 'daddy' during sex. Not everyone is into that either.

mommy can i stay up late tonight?

It's Friday of course you can.

My God man don't fall for that roast's trickery. She's malevolent and just wants your money. She wants to turn you into a paypig then get railed by some Chad. Would a real mommy want her son to be poor and destitute while she goes outside and fucks strangers? Think!

yay, thanks mommy!!! i love you

well ideally she'd be the only one making money in the first place. i just find the idea of a woman controlling me like that hot and kind of comforting. i literally just want to be a childish lazy piece of shit my whole life. i know what i want is 100% selfish and objectively disgusting but i want it anyway.

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Youre into it personally? Thats pretty hot desu. Hypothetically, what would it take for a younger guy to start dating someone like you or your friends?

Have you ever done a mom/son roleplay? If so, what did you do?

Or worse, fucking sub men and traps calling other men daddy.
That makes me commit Lego brick stomp.
I was originally gonna type vomit, but Google decided to autocorrect me.

Oh I would never actively seek it out. I keep fantasies and reality separate
No but I'm also that lesbian who posts here.

Tfw no mommy gf to help you report accounts on discord with

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OP here. Youll have to start hurting people, for the sauce is unknown even to me. My sincerest apologies.

you're a lesbian mother?

Fucking this. Is there any man on the world that lives a life like that? A mommy gf taking care of him? Fuck I need that

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I'm a whole lot of things pol hates.

I wanted an assertive gf to take the lead the most when I was a depressed, timid, unexperienced virgin. The more well adjusted I get, the more I want to be strong in all aspects of life, including relationships.

There are a couple things that do stick though. I don't think I'll ever stop loving big tits and a girl with maternal instincts that sometimes show in our interactions. Mostly because so many women are cold like men nowadays.

Thats indelibly a good thing, it means there are lots of things about you to love!

Thanks! I try my best to help whoever I can!

you can't hurt me more than how the lack of a mommy GF already does.

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Of course. Life is difficult enough. Why not let Mommy handle all the hard parts? Then all you have to worry about is being a good boy and doing what Mommy tells you to do.

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i want mommy to take me to a restaurant and hold my hand while i nervously shuffle my feet and look down at the ground in the crowd of people and then have her order my food for me because i'm too nervous to speak to the waitress

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Now I'm confused. It's what i want but not entirely what I need.

What would mommy have me do?

I'd like to know too. Mostly because I'm curious about overlapping fetish.

Then it sounds like you might have a subconscious craving for the maternal affection you were deprived of

but can I have all of this but without the whole mommy part
that's creepy af, I don't want to think of my mom when cuddling or holding hands

Its not a fetish for your own mother you stupid fuck

Then think of her more like a hot babysitter.

Big tits and a maternal instinct are patrician tier taste my man

>oh mommy, ooooh mommy
>oh yes call me mommy, good boy
>it's not about yourm other you stupid fuck!
t. brainlet in denial

>incapable of separating sexual fantasy from reality
Wew lad

>my desire to refer to my mate as if she was my mother during the act has absolutely nothing to do with my relationship with my real mother!
>i-it's just fantasy, haha, right guys
do tell me more

Because we're not going to have sex with her and go "OH YEAH MOMMY FUCK ME HARDER". We're going "Y-yes mommy can I have some more fruit snacks?" or some such.

Context. If your wife/gf is actually a mother, you can call her mom/mommy and do all the same stuff - only the pivot of the fetish is changed from (your mother) to (a mother).

Shut the fuck up Ahmed, the entire world would rejoice knowing you're no longer part of it

I just want Xev Bellringer to be my mommy gf

I don't trust women enough to love one, let alone consider one a mommy gf

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>Why is it so hard to find this beautiful unicorn, anons?
Because girls all want a mommy bf

That is the biggest mommy issue of all.

>all girls want a mommy bf

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As a woman I was really struggling to wrap my head around this, I didnt quite get whether this was an actual incest thing or just a roleplay thing but I actually think this has finally made it clicknin my head. I was a little uncomfortable about it just because it seems I have most of the traits and it kinda freaked me out. Less freaked out now but still not sure id ever want to be called mommy

I'm telling you, there is absolutely nothing wrong with having a mommy gf. I mean, girls have daddy bfs all the time and no one criticizes them but why is it so weird suddenly when the roles have reversed? Personally, I think there's nothing wrong with having a girlfriend who's natrually nurturing (I mean, they should be anyway, it's their only role) and if she doesn't have a child yet I would happily fill that role. I think it's just them practising for real motherhood for when we have kids together. Also, it's not like I'm her actual kid or anything, that would be weird, I just like to suck on her tit while she pats my head while we watch TV or something, it's very comforting. I think having a mommy gf is the best because she's like your actual mom (maybe even better) and you can aso fuck her, you get the best of both worlds. So fuck you, I'm going to go have dinner with my gf now.

This is 100% true. the sad thing is I pretty much am a mommy bf, but I also want a mommy gf, so I end up breaking up with them because they just end up being mean, manipulative and abusive.

This is pointed out in like every other thread and explained, but there's also a ton of poor explanations. A lot of girls thing(because a lot of guys that think that's what a mommy gf is also) a mommy girlfriend is just a girl that literally takes care of a guy as if he was a shit baby that can barely take care of himself.
t. some one that's been studying psychology and bdsm/kinks since I was 16

Mom loves me and im not distant with my parents but ive Always been kinda autistic and bullied by others so idk what fuels it for me

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Why would it freak you out? Its not like anyone is gonna force you to be a mommy gf

So no one has a source to this?

it looks like a dagashi kashi doujin

>tfw no mommy gf with a huge and stinky cock

we have a femdom and mommy server here if u anons wanna join

discord /EX86BU

It freaked me out because I genuinely thought people wanted to fuck their actual mothers and that it wasnt a roleplay thing

this seems like some manner of trick

>just a girl that literally takes care of a guy as if he was a shit baby that can barely take care of himself.
Ugg. I hate the diaper autists. They ruin everything.