It's over bongs

Just look at this sweet underage buttpain.

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So what? It will only affect underages.

When are you guys gonna rebel against the government in Bongland, its like we in the US are the last bastion of actual freedom.

the ignorance is strong with this one... or maybe he's just retarded

how would this even work? all I can think of is if you have a scanner, but I'm probably just retarded

You do realize that the government will now what sites you have visited? What happens if that shit gets leaked and you have a South Park situation?

Good.
britshits deserve all the bad stuff that happens to them.

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Imagine being underage and getting angry because you will no longer be able to masturbate daily and will have to go outside and play with friends or something.

>all I can think of is if you have a scanner
phones, user
they can take pictures and upload them to the internet now

las Malvinas son britanicas

originalamente

> he thinks goverment can't see what sites he have visited
Nice.

What a green and pleasant land this will be. Good going bongs,

I knew I was just retarded. shit's still annoying though

You'll need a loicense to use a VPN by 2020.

> cartoon analogy
> thinks bongs are not tracking their citizens already
Yeah, you are retarded. Also, these passes won't be connected to your personality. Goverment can't track how many alcohol you have bought in your local fucking market. It will be the same.

It will thats probably why they seperated the sites.

It's because of ad revenue retard.

How's that worked out? Hiro making lots of money?

like i'm not just going to use my mom's id to look at futa porn

shouldnt you all be happy? you all hate titty streamers and use kids being able to see twitch as an excuse... so be happy now :)

More than he was making before.
Twitch is not a porn site, it won't need an ID. It will only make it worse.

>British IP
Well, not my Second World problem.

I'm interested to see what they class a porn site as, like the other user said even twitter has porn on it.

Tell me this isn't real friends.

I can't fuck a woman, I'll die without porn.

watch the uk's birthrate jump. this is fantastic news for any non degenerate.

Mods! Underage alert! Underage alert!

I'm 35, just don't want to have to show my driving licence to watch porn or go into a shop and buy a porn card.

or maybe he's just a regular dude who doesn't want to submit personally identifying details about himself to his government every time he jacks off.

Oi! You got a loicense for that fanny, m8?

when i was underage, i just downloaded porn over p2p.
like only retards won't be able to discover peer 2 peer, in which case they don't deserve to be on a computer.

How you retards buy alcohol then? ID won't be connected to your personality. Also, goverment can still see your identity even without license, don't be dumb.

skinemax/hbo softcores were my main source when I first started jacking. It was the era of extremely slow dial up and my dad worked from home and was constantly on the phone or using the computer himself(which was in my parents bedroom) so I was never able to browse the internet much. I remember I would browse the program listings of those cable channels to try and find a softcore playing, then set my alarm for like 2:30 am so i could wake up and jack off. My first few years of jacking off I had to do it in the living room at 3 AM with TV on mute and ears straining for sounds of my parents or siblings to wake up. Several times I panicked back to my room over the slightest noises lol.

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ayyyyyyyy
fuck you

originality

>Also, goverment can still see your identity even without license, don't be dumb

vpns exist dude.

90s memories man.

goodbye /britfeel/ and hello to a wonderful new Jow Forums with less fags.

This is a violation of privacy. No wonder you faggots are leaving the EU, your shitwipe government can't respect basic human rights.
Here's hoping Corbyn wises up and does a vote of no confidence on the entire government, not just that seatwarmer May.

Now tell me you use it 24/7 from all your devices. And it's still possible to track you if they want you. Didn't you hear what happened with tor?

tor? thats not a vpn.

Fuck you are illiterate. Read something about basic network security principles.

>fantastic news
maybe if the uk was still white.

imagine having to upload a copy of your drivers license to the internet to watch porn

HAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU BRITS, YOU'LL BE ADDED TO A NATIONAL PORN REGISTRY AND WE'LL ALL BE ABLE TO LOOK YOU UP
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Yeah, gonna pay for 1000 mbs/s to use vpn and get cut to like 20-50.

Got a link to help a brother understand?

Imagine not understanding the basic concept of the thing you are talking about. The id you buy from the market won't be connected to your personality just like you buy alcohol retard.

Except now you'll somehow have to verify you're over 18 just to view porn or go on Jow Forums. SCUSE ME SIR, YOU GOT THE LOICENSE TO BE ON THAT SITE M8?

Yes, that's great, no more bong underages on my boards.

Sayonara brit fags

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tbqh i wish we did this america, burger kids are so much more annoying than yurope kids

Can't wait for this site to get fucking nuked

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>bongs need a license to watch porn

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This is fucking retarded. How do you even provide them with proof unless you have a camera/phone? Thank fuck I don't live there.

Are you retarded? You just buy an ID like you buy alcohol and just type it in.

This is just step one.
youtu.be/WByBm2SwKk8

This is based, porn is evil. Finally doing the right thing.

Great. I wish they'd do it in the US. It's too late for me, but it would cut porn addiction significantly.

in what way is it evil?

Good thing I've been downloading porn for like 7 years

Also I'm 18 or older

and you are fucked when you need a license for that loicense one year later

If this gets implemented in The U. S. I'm giving up on porn. I'm already working on no faps, but I don't want my I. D. number to get data mined by a private corporation.

This could be good for kids though. Porn messes with your brain chemistry and turns you into a horn dog.

unironically the jews love the effect porn has on people. xhamster lost their shit on twitter at the nofap movement and said it was anti-semetic

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british underages probably make up less than 1% of this site

Oi, ya got a porn loisence?

Who the fuck cares? It's just porn...

they're not forcing you to watch it even if that's true.
are you so weak you need someone to prevent you from it

>who the fuck cares? it's just wrongthink

Enjoy having the Government know how often you fap to anime child porn.

user don't get me wrong, I don't approve of this actually, I wasn't the guy you replied to
I can handle porn, most of Jow Forums can't
but porn is evil not because the idea of it by itself but because it has a negative effect on most people, which is why Jews love it. their divorce lawyers support porn so they can make more money. the porn industry makes women into whores and men into horny guys who see women as objects to obtain. most women are objects though, and one could even say porn plays a role in that. I don't like this move however because I'm a libertarian, but luckily I don't like in Europe
also you ever wonder why cuck porn and blacked is becoming so prevalent?
I still nut to porn but god the mainstream shit is so disgusting

Yeah they changed the whole setup of a multinational site for one small police state island. Retard.

just filter If you don't like

fucking Engerlels amiright

>implies tor is a vpn
>then calls someone else illiterate

No one cares about the brits retards. They've infected this site far enough. We will no longer call ourselves neets. The britfeel stop NOW

Fuck off to international kids.

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Without porn, they will finally manage to channel the rage they need to overthrow their government.

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>house of commons

lol suck it, tea-wops

what do you mean? it will need your picture birthdate and your name wont it otherwise how would it even work?

It is you who is not understanding the basic concept you fucking retard. I have no problem showing my ID to a gas station worker to buy a 6 pack of beer. I have a huge problem with showing my id to a faceless government agency that tracks and logs what I jack off too and how frequently i jack off. The two things are not remotely comparable.

We don't want them on Jow Forums either.

To bad. It's the LAW. No more free passes just because they speak English.

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oi m8 youd bedda ave a loicense foe yuor b'orn mate

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I kekled at this one m8

imagine if they focused on brexit instead of porn cards

oi abbie mate looks like ya free speach loisense is expirred, ou'll av'ta renew it fore ya can spaek 'gain.

MMMMMM OI M8 THAT BOOT TASTE GOOD SIR YES SIR

Okay but how will this affect my hentai doujins?

No worries mate that's a seperate loicense. However youll have to take pedophile detection tests to obtain it.

Wasn't it due April this year? Watch it be April 2020

this is actually a great thing. i am so sick of underage faggots on my website. at least then when i encounter a retard on these boards i can cross off the possibility that he's a teenager