/r9chad/ - Chad General

I know some of us here are basically just Chads here to laugh at the unironic robots here lmao. So, for my bros on here, how you been? What are you planning to do this weekend? Bout to have a girl over at my place later tonight that I met from Tinder. Gunna go sicko mode on that pussy lmao

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Yer kind ain't welcome here

not a chad but relatively norie and i only post to give advice or insight when i can, even if its not wanted because i want to help, without ever bragging about my life. was awkward and fat and ugly when i was younger so i want to pay it forward since a friend helped me out. stupid to come here to gloat when you can be spending time in better ways desu.

I met a shy insecure girl that's hot af on tinder. We had a date in a park an hour away from my house. She was hotter than I expected, and very cute and clumsy. Basically the meme anime GF. We were chatting pretty well and then she kissed me. We spent most of the afternoon making out, hugging and lamenting we didn't have a place to fuck. She was moaning and telling me her vag was on fire. Also a lot of beggers and street vendors would keep bugging us. I fucking hate living in the third world but at least we have cool qt gurls. I've always been a spergy virgin tho so if I could, everyone can. Don't give up, robots.

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>Shy girls
>Makes out and almost humps you in public
Lel

Yeah I guess "shy" isn't the word. Maybe "awkward" "insecure" and "self-deprecating". She would make a good femanon. Also yeah she did hump me.

>dry humps you in public on the first date
She is a freak, dude. I bet she fucked 15 other guys on the way over to your date. Abort.

Any Tinderchads be kind enough to help a brother out? I have SHIT Tinder game. I got about 50 matches I haven't spoken to because I normally fuck it up from the kick off and don't get a reply. What's a good opener for girls with selfies and fuck all of interest in their bio?

Not true, Chads love everyone, except hoes.

>t. chad

Normally the problem lays in your profile, user. Is your profile good? Do you have a cool bio? Good pictures? If you do, then it's just a matter of being chill. Not all of them are gonna fall but eventually one of them will. I don't use elaborate openers myself though, so I can't help you with that.

Test best post niggers

any other 150 iq chads here? im not sticking around this thread tho because i dont share your interests and sexual desires, i feel more at home with robots talking about computers and stuff

My pictures are OK. I have a couple of outdoorsy fun cool ones, one of me in a suit at a wedding being taller than the other guys in the picture and a couple of face shots. I get matches I just struggle on getting the chat going. Is it okay to open with just 'Hey, how's it going?'?

Get the fuck off my board originallioo postt

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There was a woman I was once using for sex, fucking her brains out daily.
One day her eldest daughter turned up at the house looking for the mother (who was asleep upstairs after I'd fucked her). I said she can't come in. When she starts protesting and trying to force entry I grabbed her by her hair and threw her out into the street. It turns out that the daughter was facing a mental health crisis and desperately needed to see her mom. I didn't want her there because I didn't want her interfering with me being able to fuck her mother.
A day later the daughter ended up killing herself through a heroin overdose.
The death totally devastated the mother so I left her shortly afterwards because all her crying and moping got on my nerves, and she didn't want to fuck while she's grieving for her daughter.
The mother honestly thought I cared about her lmfaaaoooo

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>I am such a Chad you guys!

No you are not, just another normie duck banging 2s and 3s you find on Tinder, kys

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Based and redpilled.

You're speaking the truth user.

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no, just jump strait into the topics you wanna discuss

lmao what a faggot, kys. I cannot "feel" people either, but that is just shitty

thanks for the you, retarded kid

You're welcome. Honestly learn to be more compassionate

he's obviously larping lol, this is just an incel power fantasy

Any other chads that don't get action because everyone else is fucking ugly and you can't get your dick hard to them?

What a piece of shit. kill yourself faggot

about to hit a friendsmas party in about 20 minutes with the boys, gunna drink some brews eat some food and go home to bust a nut and go to bed

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>how you been?
Been kinda bored, haven't had anyone to hang out with this week cause of holidays.
>What are you planning to do this weekend?
Going to a Christmas party. Gonna see if I can bag a qt or two.

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its OKAY to be Chad

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do not abort, pussy is pussy just go through and smash
and if she a mega-thot then you can just not talk to her ever again

>telling me her vag was on fire
He could go and smash it, but he better either wear a top-shelf condom or already have AIDS or herpes or whatever the fuck she does.

I think I may be a Chad brah.
However every time hoes throw themselves at me I think about my childhood friend I left long time ago and feel too disgusted to fuck them even if just for pump and dump.
I feel I'm too good for used goods. I just want something genuine.

im 7/10 but i cant do shit with girls without mdma/drugs, what to do, i stopped smoking weed

She's 17. I doubt she already has any STDs

got catcalled by 2 attractive girls.
feelsgood.
>6ft3 and 8/10 face

must feel good

not rlly since i have 0 social skills