Why haven't you grown long hair and a beard? It's the ultimate chad combo

Why haven't you grown long hair and a beard? It's the ultimate chad combo.

>look more alpha/intimidating
>girls like it much more
>doesn't look s.oy boy tier like short hair and a beard does
>save money/time on hair cuts, trimmers, razors ect.
>not shaving is good for your skin
>feels comfy

Why don't you have long hair and a beard?

>inb4 i can't grow a beard.

You most likely can unless you're east Asian/ 100% native American or if you're still going through puberty. Give it at least 2 months to grow and use minoxidil if you still don't have a full beard. Unless you're a wage bitch why aren't you chadmaxxing by having long hair and beard? Pic related is what my hair/beard look like but in dark blonde.

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Not really alpha when a bunch of skinny greasy zoomer fags do it and make it look shitty and gay just like they did with the Richard Spencer cut

Maybe you should try fucking lifting for once

You are correct. Beards and long hair are pretty Chad, but only if you're also fit and dress well. Also you gotta take care of that hair. If you fail at that then you're just a neckbeard

Beards are uncomfortable. I put my comfort over chasing chadliness

im not a witcher

It doesn't look good with male pattern baldness. I'm going for the Jeffrey Dahmer look.

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I've had long hair, washing it is a fucking pain. If you get regular haircuts, you just run a shampooed hand over your scalp and that's mostly it.

Zoomers dont have long hair and a beard. Zoomers either have long hair and no beard or short hair and beard. Or shitty nigger style haitcut with no beard.

>Why haven't you grown long hair and a beard?

Im not gay

this dude is right ypu can't pull this look off if you are skinny or obese

Beards aren't uncomfortable. It's only uncomfortable the first 1-2 weeks when the hairs are very sharp. Once you get past that it's very comfy.

>Why don't you have long hair and a beard?
I'm balding, my hairline is almost at the top of my head already

Shave your head. And keep the beard. That's manly as fuck.

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I can't grow a beard, and I think if I let my hair grow out it would start being curly

I stole this dude's look

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Trying to work towards this. My beard grows so fucking slow though. So I have to deal with looking weird and messy for weeks before it gets to that. Actually it might take like two months.

I have nice long hair but i can't grow facial hair for shit. i guess it sucks that i can't really complete the "look" but i still like having long hair a lot more than I did having short hair. it's the only time girls have ever shown interest in me so i roll with it.

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It depends on how manly your face is

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Beards are hide-outs for guys with a shittier chin, and long hair would be a fucking hassle to manage/dry in the morning.
Fuck that.

You would need a better beard than that one. And not dress like a 50YB0Y

Never seen a guy with a beard that isnt using it to hide a shit chin. Seconded

Cant be a trap with a beard

you can't have a job with long hair
can barley get one with a beard

Just look at the Witcher's face you dumbass

He looks like a total Chad, 9/10 alpha

It's not the fucking hair or the beard, its the FACE

Most men look like autistic bitches with that combination

This.
Look up some shaved wild cunt cutscenes.
I could swear they modeled his face by old schwarzenegger movies, added scars and weathered skin, and removed a mite of the caveman brow.
No shit that will look pussy-wetting.

long hair is not chad

You're one of those trad-right autists who thinks that looking like a Game of Thrones character will give you alt-sexy gravitas while still pandering to your fetish for pre-modern Europe. Here's a clue, dinkus, you just look like a total space alien and people react differently because they have no idea if they're on hidden camera or if you just hit your head as a child.

I have long hair and it makes me look gayer.
That is the purpose ofc, but regardless it doesn't really make me look masc.
Also beard doesn't look good on me.

>Why haven't you grown long hair and a beard?
I have. My hair's down to my waist, beard is barely growing out though. Want that Big Boss look but will probably never achieve it. Feels bad, man.
>girls like it much more
This is bullshit. Most of my female co-workers said it makes me look like a tree hugger and that it's unattractive.
>doesn't look basedboy tier
You'd be surprised. One of my managers is a prime example. Also half of my co-workers bullshit about me looking like a bearded woman.
>feels comfy
Nah it fucking sucks, beard is itchy as fuck for months, and in hot weather, long hair makes you sweat easily and much more, so I put it up in a bun now (that and because my managers demanded me to cut it or tie it).

Geralt is BASED.

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work place doesn't allow me to have beards
we don't get beard nets either so gotta make do
can't grow a 5 o'clock shadow either because muh genes

long hair is demanding though, keep it clean and semi-short anons

>Why haven't you grown long hair and a beard? It's the ultimate chad combo.
But OP, I have.

I did though, girls like it and my skin is no longer scourged by shaving. Taking care of long hair takes some time though.

Working on it. I wish my beard wasn't always so tangly, but I'm too lazy to use product on it.

>girls like it much more
I don't like beards

I live in a desert, hair is dry 15 minutes after a shower just with toweling off. Took a trip to the east coast recently for the first time with long hair and was not prepared at all, wet hair all day long

girls only like twinks for whatever reason

>not shaving is good for your skin
not necessarily if you shave properly. if you don't shave your beard you still have to trim it, exfoliate and wash it as well as the rest of your face, so having a beard isn't maintenance free.

High iq girls like twinks desu

Long hair and a beard is nice but i prefer the undercut and going cleanshaven

OH NO NONO DON'T LISTEN TO THIS user. HAVING A BEARD AND LONG HAIR IN 2019 LMAO, LIKE BRO LOOK AT THIS DUDE
This, short hair and cleanshaven is the best

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Long hair is almost like a fetish. If a guy has long hair I will immediately notice him. Beards are pretty hot too but not a requirement

Unless you have the sort of face that doesn't really suit long hair then pls grow out your hair

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>High iq
retards

>showing some third-worlder playing soccer as a good example
lol

Retards don't have a high iq user

Did 12 years in military I have a beard now at 35 and a so!bo! Beard

How do I achieve Geralt-mode?

scoring high on a shitty iq test doesn't make you smart, and mines 137

Calm down retard, I was just saying girls who like twinks have good taste
Stop taking everything so literally

I'd like hair like this
But my hair texture is shit. I've literally dreamed of having long flowing hair since I was a child but when I actually tried it when I turned 18 it looked like shit. It would just fall flat on my head and only certain parts of it would stick up so I would have a retarded little wing sticking off one side of my head and the other side would be flat. I'd like the Leon look too but my hair also has a tendency to find its way directly into my ear canal and walking around with the knowledge you hair probably has ear wax on it isn't a nice thought

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>25
>this shit hairline (norwood 3.5)
>virtually all fell out in a span of 1 month due to some shit "herbal workout supplement" laced with a prohomone or something

at least i can grow facial hair. i only grow out the chin and keep the rest as stubble

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>third-worlder
Nigga its fucking Cristiano ronaldo.
Now post a pic of your hair with timestamp so we can see what a good haircut looks like