You are granted your oneitis/ideal girl

I like this. I like it a lot.

You've made a grievous mistake

Make her jack off my giant dick. If she refuses, it's microwave time.

It's not a mistake, I can assure you.

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Jesus christ... imagine.......

ask her to plunge her arm down my dickhole

cute wholesome answers. You all seem like good people and I hope you get a cute nice gf in the nearby future

that sounds ouchie

>tiny mommy gf
I am unsure about how I feel on this

It would be interesting to see how this would play out.
Nice thoughts. But what else? You'd have to keep on top of her safety, things would be complicated looking after someone that small.

What if doing anything lewd with her just made her shrink further?

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You'd probably have to change your routine because she would be pretty much dependant on you. For food you could just give her some of whatever you're eating, or leave some out if you had work during the day. I would buy some of that nice mini furniture Hobby Lobby has and set it up on a table next to my nightstand and carve some stairs out of a 2x4 or something. For baths, heat up some water and cut a piece off of a bar of soap. If I was going to take her out I'd just put her in my shirt pocket and move carefully.

then i wouldn't lewd her and would keep her on my desk with a tiny bed and a tiny dresser and a tiny computer because that's where i spend all of my time anyway

Depending on how quickly lewdness would sap away her size you might be able to do a couple of lewd things without her getting too tiny.
The question would be, where would you stop?

well i would like her to be big enough that i can still feel her against me when we cuddle and also big enough not to get lost in my clothing. i suppose the absolute smallest i'd go would be what you posted, the size of a d20. i could stop myself from lewding if it meant she wouldn't shrink. i wouldn't want to do that to her just because i feel like having a cheeky nut.

Already happened, turns out having extremely flexible internal organs was a part of the deal.

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>another hand waifu
Yeah I mean one makes life complicated enough, I can't imagine having a second one.

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I'd be to scared of something accidentally hurting her to keep her in my shirt pocket. Maybe I could fashion a little protective box for her.
If she were this big I could just make a pendant big enough for her to fit inside.

Build the perfect tiny town for him
Learn AI stuff so I could build him little robot friends
Help him lift heavy things
Make a little camera for him so we can video chat like we're both the same size

Question the physics behind how such a thing could be possible. If it's just a normal human body with everything scaled down the oxygen in the air would be too large to bind to the cells in her body or even be taken in through the lungs and she'd asphyxiate. If it's not just scaled down her brain and nervous system could not function as a humans does and she would be far below human intelligence. The explanation would upturn either our understanding of physics, biology, or if it's magic reality itself.

>fashion a little protective box
You could put her in a little jar with holes in the top, then wear that on a necklace. People would look at you like a weirdo but then again they probably would already because you're carrying around a miniature person.

>Vore that whore
kek

I'd want the glass to be tinted or, if not, I'd make it impossible to see into somehow. I don't think I'd want anyone knowing about her.

you'd have to protect her from bugs

And a ton of other things.
I don't know what I'd do about the cat.

This. Basically treat her like a high maintenance guinea pig.

Put her in vinegar that's just slightly too high for her to stand so she has to keep swimming and put her on my shelf and come back in a few months like all of the rats in my collection.

You don't understand physics if you think this level of shrinking is impossible.

Vinegar is an inferior preservative. Try amber.

My ideal gf is an amazon. I'd give her a sword shaped letter opener and some armor from various toys.

This is adorable.
Would you want her to be the dominant personality in spite of her size?

That would be pretty sexy. Ideally she would be bigger than OP's pic, like six or so inches tall so she wouldn't be quite so helpless. And because that's how big my dick is.

that feelerino when no tiny gf

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This sounds pretty nice user. Six inches would be outside of totally helpless territory I guess.
Muscles? Stereotypical barbarian loincloth? What exactly would she look like?

>setup webcam and microphone
>give her heat pad and no clothes
>transparent plastic cage
>exhibit her constantly against her will
>when she tries to kill herself I'll have to line the cage with clear bubblewrap
>cum on her food bowl
>electrical tape and syringe feeding when she tries to hunger strike
>use a pavlov bell every time I feed her
>"scuff" her by taping her wrists and feet behind her back and dangling her milkies in ice water
>keep her up with bright lights and loud music until she's too tired to run away
>let her out without a leash in a grassy field
>shes too tired to run away freedom never comes
>leave top of cage open and outside during mosquito season
>tape the bondage fuckmeat in an altoids tin
>put porn on cell phone screen but keep her hands restrained (she has to use her tongue)
>put a mealworm in her puss puss

i want to keep a girl in my shoe

Maintain a healthy relationship with my dream girl, except she's that small, I guess. Maybe keep it secret just to avoid any extra publicity.

Bad idea unless you're fine with crushing her.

Face-wise, basically like pic related but with some scars. As far as muscles, just shy of wheyfu. Not like she could represent Earth Realm in Mortal Kombat but definitely noticeable. She would be thicc and busty as well. She would wear heavy white armor with a T-shaped visor and downward horns, and she'd carry an executioner's axe.

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So, not entirely unlike pic related?
Also, she's pretty.

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She is. Kind of reminds me of female Shepard if you ever played Mass Effect.
A bit less bulky, more of an hourglass figure, and full, non skimpy armor. But yeah, close to that. She would want to keep her skills sharp by fighting things. We would go to a pet store and pick out a spider or scorpion and I'd film her killing it, and celebrate by pouring her some mead in a sharpie cap.

That's so cute.
But I think she'd feel pretty down about the tiny-ness. Going from a huge amazon to a little thing would have quite an effect on her.
What else would you do to comfort her?

See what the dog does with her.
>WARNING! Sumomo is not a chew toy!

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make her use my mouth as her toilet
very nice. i wish the handheld community were as big as the furry or futa community. we need more content

Finding a way to do lewd stuff would be a priority, so that would be fun to experiment with. Cuddling of a sort would be nice, mostly consisting of her sitting in my hand. We could go on walks with her sitting in my shirt pocket and telling me where she wanted to go.

Bretty good user.
I'd love to read/write a fic like this actually...
Now imagine this rule applies.
Would you be willing to let her dwindle at all in pursuit of lewd?

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I am a 5 foot 10 manlet. She is about my size. Works for me

>I am a 5 foot 10 manlet. She is about my size. Works for me
kek

I couldn't. Does it count if she watches me fap? What about if she lets me fuck normal girls and tells me what to do to them? You should absolutely write a story like that, by the way. She's tiny because she was cursed by an evil wizard and trapped inside a crystal and the guy finds her. Make it from her point of view and have some stuff leading up to that point.

>I couldn't. Does it count if she watches me fap? What about if she lets me fuck normal girls and tells me what to do to them?
Only one way to find out.
>You should absolutely write a story like that, by the way. She's tiny because she was cursed by an evil wizard and trapped inside a crystal and the guy finds her. Make it from her point of view and have some stuff leading up to that point.
I like how you think. I'll see what I can come up with.
Do you have a name for her, user?

>Only one way to find out.
Don't be cruel desu. It would be so hot if she made me be super rough and degrading with them, all the while rubbing one out in a jealous, horny rage.
Make her name Aerika, because she's a Viking.
Do you have discord, user?

>Aerika
I like.
I'll make one in just a minute.

Add me on it.

Hetero Sapien#3715

There is whole fetish of this stuff called Macrophilia and Mircrophilia.

Done user.
Originaro

>tfw she dedicates every spare moment to escaping you

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how so user? orignig makes me sig

This would be a world-changing event if it became known.
The only chance you'd have then is if enough other folks got their tiny girls, maybe you could slip under the radar then.

Make her a cute little dollhouse and moss garden to attend to.
Also use her as a sex toy.

you reminded me of a previous love, that fcuking midget stole my heart

Sounds fun, I would build her a house beside my bed and all.
Bonus if she is pervy enough to want to ride in my boxers all day and enjoys her bukkake bath every night.

Keep using buttplugs increasing in size every day to stretch her out large enough

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Make her sell herself to shady researchers willing to experiment and take the money earned from that.

I could additionally cash in by making her a celebrity/sensation as well.

CRUSH HER

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Accidentally sit on it.

Found the handrubber.

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>you are granted your oneitis/ideal girl
>the catch is, she is this small

>oneitis is into kinky shit like monster/insect rape and gore doujins
>she also knows she badly pissed me off by lying to me
Not sure if pic related is more my face or hers, but there would be some nasty things coming up either way.

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Build a big lego city for her, have her crawl into my ass, y'know, standard stuff.

Being tinier than a fairy sized woman.

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Original tiny comment

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I accept and take good care of her. And link her pussy and arsehole.

Then I would watch kinos with her.

I like the tiny computer idea.

I wouldn't mind this, but we would need another regular sized girl for the relationship.

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Sizeception.

They're so cute robots.

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That's good, I like that. Also get her flowers to where as skirts. Oh, and if you build gunpla you could make her armor.

vore her

great!! my tiny penis has finally found a way to do something more than pee.

trap her in my foreskin and tie the end off with a string and then masturbate until i cum and she drowns in semen
revive her and then do other cool stuff with her

If my ideal girl is gigantic will she be normal size?

Buy small pets like rats, gerbils, guinea pigs maybe even a rabbit and let them use her as a sex toy while upload it all to Jow Forums