ITT: Say three experiences you had today

>disappointed coworkers by leaving them to finish up after my 8 hr shift
>applied at comfy online transcribing job and got denied
>begged for steam games on /v/ unsuccessfully

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1. Got some cookies as a gift
2. Talked about KOTOR with co-worker
3. Yelled at a bus driver

I saw a lot of cute girls at the gym
I got an A on a final
I had a job interview

1. listened to some Christmas music

2. almost dropped a lit match onto my pants

3. fixed my watch's time and set the hands correctly

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Literally the first thing I noticed. wtf mang

1: woke up
2: played video games
3: ate dinner

>tried paying my tuition today
>ripped a bong
>bought liquor with a girl

quit with the gif's of kyubey being abused ;( I know homura hates him but stop

>woke up at 7:30and went back to sleep, still got up at a reasonable time
>read a few chapters of I am Legend
>watched some Forgotten Weapons

Today was a good day

>I played vidya
>I took some phenibut
>I drank some booze

QB deserves worse that that honestly.

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>Had good coffee
>Couldn't finish bench press because right wrist started hurting
>snapchatting fat ho because I'm bored
>Should read
I'm going to read

Welp. Thats pretty fucking pathetic.

>downloaded and watched 14 episodes of anime in 2 hours
>its fucking shit
>shitpost for consolation

I guess you're right, you have a discord ? One of the only magical girl fans ive seen.

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So one experience.

One experience.

Two experiences

3. Actually end your life. Im not joking.

Holy shit this is the first person on the thread to actually have three experiences. Congrats man, you might make it.

Zero experiences, a new low

>dude DRUGS lmao!
Aaaaand we just sank beneath the new low.

Do you people unironically like Madoka? I couldn't bring myself to watch it past episode 6.

>played blacks ops 2 origins zombies with some chill hacker dude

>vaped too much weed and spent half an hour browsing Jow Forums on the toilet because i forgot where i was

>ordered a new laptop (dell xps 15)

Yes I unioronically like it. I've watched all of it multiple times, same with the movie.

holy shit that dinner looks bland as fuck

Does it get better after a while or did you enjoy it entirely the first time you watched it? Maybe it's just not for me...

1. Washed dry piss out of my hair
2. Broke my fingernail trying to open a jar of decade old pickles
3. Took a dump that smelled like candied stomach acid and burnt lollipops

Yep, I do.

Neppy#9588

It's a favorite of mine.

What exactly do you classify as an experience, then?

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>Was informed I got shortlisted for my dream job

>Currently at work

>Bought my girlfriend christmas gifts

1. Woke up feeling hungover despite not drinking the night before

2. Read a book (not really an experience but it's slim pickings today)

3. Played around with the settings on the air conditioner to try and get it at the right temperature

>seeing a female is an experience
>getting a grade back is and experience
>eating food is not an experience
>alcohol and phenibut are drugs
Gas yourself shitbrains

youre a fucking puppet, nobody here cares about your input
btw a job interview is boring for the most part

1. I took a humongous cock dry
2. Attended a motivational speech
3.Took another humongous cock now this time with a condom

> Drew a picture
> Said no to going out to a bar b/c I hate going out
> confirmed I got straight A's this semester

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1. Drove through a flooded road with my mom in her Tesla by putting the suspension on high, was fun as heck.

2. Caught my first Heatran in Pokemon Go

3. Walked my dogs in a super foggy field at twilight.

>1. Exams that I barely finished
>2. Wagie work
>3. Moping in my bed listening to depressing Radiohead and Smashing Pumpkins songs looking back on how much i fucked up in highschool

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89 mining
90 mining
78 smithing

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important question: RS3 or OSRS?

1. Met up with some highschool friends
2. Got drunk
3. Got ghosted by a woman I'm interested in. Currently listening to Joy Division

woke up drunk, carried on drinking
bought way too much chinese food (ill be eating it until xmas eve, idk what i was thinking)
found out im gay for black men

1. Talked to an user on omegle for a few hours
2. Got an email saying my amazon packages shipped out today
3. Sat and posted on here

1.tried 3d modelling for the first time, shits hard
2.Hung out with my coworkers for the first time, it was really fun we played smash.
3. Came home to my brother drunk sleeping in my bed, was arguing for the last 10 minutes for him to sleep in his own room, im not sure he even understood that he was in my room.

Saw a lizard
Kicked at by horses
Smashed several spiders

Cyborg life my dude

My high school had a Teacher Jeopardy game. There was like 6 teachers invited. 3 played, 1 winner, another round of 3, another winner. I was the special guest student and played 1v1v1 in front of the whole school against the teachers. I won which was cool. got a $15 starbucks gift card and forgot the gift bag at school. fuck

then i listened to some sweet lofi and played some games

>3. Yelled at a bus driver
Why?

I got my first Legend Spirit in Smash Bros, I got to sleep in a room with heating for the first time in weeks, and I got out of bed the exact minute I was planning to get out of bed.

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Fap 1
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Osrs. I did my mining at mlm I think I would have gained like 2m xp in RS3

In my city, the bus drivers have grown bitter. Probably because of the shit pay, slow service, and crime element on buses and trains. So every so often, you get bus drivers who just blow off bus stops, riders be damned. Given that its probably 20 minutes between buses, its a huge waste of time.
Long story short: bus skipped stop, i ran to next stop, caught the bus, yelled at the bus driver: "thanks for skipping a stop!" I should feel bad probably.

1. Played hentai games for hours on end
2. Got my hair cut
3. Went to work

>buying any Halo game after Reach

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fuck no if youre young it happens,
ive flipped off bus drivers for the same reason however I dont do it now

1-Had to stay after school with one of my kindergarten students for almost a whole hour cause his mexishit family forgot him.

2-tried sprite cranberry for first time

3- Discovered i really like cloud in smash

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Is the cranberry Sprite any good?

I have 4 and 5 since the Master Chief Collection and 5 came with my Xboner, but I've yet to really play them for more than a few minutes/multiplayer matches.

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1. I cleaned my room and found 20$ that I thought my brother had stolen from me. Turns out it fell out of my pocket and got inside my chair.

2. Started believing I fucked up a really good friendship. All she does is open my messages and leaves me on read. Idk what I'm supposed to do at this point.

3. Got 3 different emails from places I've applied to for jobs. All 3 rejected me. I absolutely have no idea why no one will hire me, especially considering they're all easy as fuck minimum wage jobs. I just want to get out of the house and do something.

Why is everything so difficult?

Been working for the last 2 and a half hours. It's only 9pm though so still have the rest of the day to do even more work until I eventually finish at 6:30pm and go shopping. Repeat every day ad infinitum. Fuck my life

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1- ate food

2 - watched vids on youtube

3 - played some vidya

wow!

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As in the last 8 hours and 7 minutes?
>pain
>longing
>sadness
All in that order.

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Its pretty ok actually. I Enjoy it more than normal sprite at least

Woke up
Ate some brie cheese
Read your post

My sister sat on my leg (almost lap) wearing yoga pants and she was acting giddy. We're both adults and she's never acted that way, ever.

What did she mean by this?

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i just woke up my dude

Quads confirm

I will get a bottle of cranberry sprite tomorrow

It is a sign from god himself

1. Visited my grandmother
2. Rode my motorcycle
3. Possibly going to jail for Christmas

1. Talked to a mall Santa about how time travel technically changes your age.

2. Had a conversation with my little sister about Shadman and how she stumbled on his Incredibles comic.

3. Got a free dessert and mozzarella sticks at Olive Garden because they were slightly late taking our order.

It took me reading the prompt to reflect on today, but now I realize I had a pretty good day.

1. I went to my chiropractic because of back problems, he was trying to be funny but I just had a poker face.

2. then I went to eat Wendy's, I could of gone away without paying but my retarded self just gave her the money, it was really akward.

3. Celebrated my sister's 19th birthday, felted happy for her.

unironically none, i have zero experiences within my day, all day, every single day, i can't remember the last time i experienced anything

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>Greeted girlfriend who we've only recently started dating in an overly friendly matter because I was in front of mutual friends, she got moody because of it
>Cream pied my girlfriend in my single bed
>Got invited by my friends to spend Christmas day evening with them

slight hangover
fapped twice
didn't get dressed or leave my bed besides to get tendies and water

1. Just woke up

2. Farted

3. Took a shit

Got firewood from outside

finished season 2 of Atlanta

Been talking to this new girl everyday for the last week straight and getting Chinese with her tomorrow after seeing the Spiderverse movie

feelsgoodman